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Sunday, July 22, 2012

Fantasy Football Rankings - QBs

I believe Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady should be the first two players off the board, even in those weird leagues where passing TDs are only worth 4 points. I also believe Brees should go in the top 5, maybe even third overall. Those are the three safest players in fantasy football; least likely to get hurt, most likely to dominate.  They have everything going in their favor: track record, supporting cast, elite talent, offensive system ... even Roger Goodell seems to be creating rules to benefit them.  So as much as you might want Arian Foster or Ray Rice, my recommendation is take a QB in the top 3, and then spends rounds 2-10 stockpiling on RBs and WRs.

So, what happens if you are picking 12th, or 10th, and those guys are all gone? Even in the most old-fashioned leagues, all 3 quarterbacks will be gone in the top 10. So who else can you trust?  And in what round?  Are there any late-round bargains, or should you beat the rush and take the best QB available in the 2nd or 3rd round?

Here are my fantasy QB rankings:

1. Rodgers
2. Brady
3. Brees
See above.

4. Eli Manning.
Love Cam and Stafford's upside, but I think Eli is the safest QB outside of the top three.  You can probably get him late 2nd or early 3rd round.

5. Tony Romo.
As Dallas evolves into a successful running team, Romo will become more efficient and probably more productive. He has always thrived in play-action, and now it'll work even better with a great RB. A potential bargain pick; everyone is shying away from Dallas because of the Dez Bryant drama.

6. Cam Newton.
Newly acquired Mike Tolbert will steal Cam's goal-line carries and prevent him from rushing for 14 scores again. But 4,000 passing yards and 700 rushing yards again is reasonable, and at least 5 or 6 rushing TDs. However, keep in mind that if you want him you're really going to have to reach; he's going in the 2nd round, sometimes as early as 15th overall.

7. Matt Stafford.
Three years ago: "No where to go but up!"
Two years ago:  "Stafford is unflappable!"
Last year:  "Can Stafford stay healthy?"

This year's overarching question:  "How will Stafford do without Calvin?"  

I really have no idea what to expect from Stafford during the 6 or more games that Megatron misses.  It will really suck, especially if the run game doesn't develop. I surely wouldn't want to rely on him for fantasy purposes during that time.  That's why I have him ranked 7th; without the Madden Curse he would be 4th.

8.  Phillip Rivers.
Losing Vincent Jackson will be tough, and Norv Turner vows to give Ryan Matthews a very heavy workload. But I still think PR will put up massive stats.  He always does.  Even during his bad year, he went for 4,600 yards and 27 TDs.  He won't throw 20 INTs again.  Plus, I think Eddie Royal can step into that Sproles-ish role as the safety-valve, slot-guy. He's a buy-low pick that you can rely on.  

9. Peyton Manning.
The ultimate in risk-reward.  He might not be fully recovered, and even if he is, he might be rusty. Plus he doesn't have any proven receivers, and he's playing home games outdoors for the first time ever.  Worth a gamble in the 4th, maybe 3rd round - just make sure you get a reasonable backup QB somewhere around the 7th or 8th round.    


10. Michael Vick. 
The injury to Jason Peters is going to be directly responsible for at least 1 injury to Vick this year.  Count on him to play between 7 and 10 games.  So in other words, if you take him, you need to take a backup QB shortly after.  But it might just be worth it. When the matchup is right, he'll rush for 150 yards and any passing stats he gets are gravy.  Plus he gets easy yardage on McCoy's screen passes.  


11. Jay Cutler. 
Cutler is probably the last guy I would ever draft, even if he were available in the last round. I just can't stand him.  But if you don't care about personal feelings, you might as well roll with him. Brandon Marshall is going to make Cutler relevant in fantasy world again. He's a buy-low bargain.


12. Matt Schaub.
Houston is clearly a run-first team, but Schaub will have plenty of chances in the red zone against their easy schedule.  Another buy-low QB; nobody wants to touch him after the season-ending injury, but it was only a foot injury, not a knee, arm or shoulder. 


13. Matt Ryan.
Going earlier than Vick, Cutler and Schaub, simply based on having a great duo of receivers. But those receivers can't do anything if Ryan can't get them the ball, and we've yet to see him throw 30 TDs or 4,200 yards. He really hasn't gotten better after four years in the league.  


14. Ben Roethlisberger.
Improved offensive line, injured running back, new offensive coordinator ... everything points to Pittsburgh becoming a pass-happy team.   Ben is a good bet to lead the NFL in sacks and INTs, but also rack up tons of yards on stupid hailmarys. 


*This is where it gets tough.  If you're still paying attention at this point, you're looking for a backup or a sleeper QB.  


If you have Rodgers, Brady, Brees, Eli, Romo or Rivers, I would recommend standing pat and using the extra bench spot on a flier WR or a handcuff RB. Sleeper QBs can be exciting, but they'll just sit on your bench every week. Unless you want to grab one for potential trade bait. 


If you have an injury-prone QB such as Cam, Peyton, Vick or Big Ben, I would draft a backup QB who is safe, reliable, and pretty mediocre. Alex Smith, Joe Flacco, Ryan Fitzpatrick, maybe Andy Dalton. 


If you have Stafford, Cutler, Schaub, or Ryan, I would draft a backup who has a little more upside and potentially more downside.  RG3 is the obvious name because of his potential to run for 1,000 yards, but I'd also look at Luck, Bradford, Freeman, and if you're feeling really adventurous, Ponder or Locker.

And if you want to be "that guy," take Tim Tebow.

If you don't have one of the top 14 guys, your season is pretty much screwed. So I'd recommend getting an early start on the QB run.  Make someone else in your league rely on Vick, Schaub or Cutler;  you'll feel much better when you're not playing the QB matchup every week.

GO LIONS!

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Fantasy Football Rankings - Wide Receivers

In my last post, I lamented that there are no totally reliable running backs this year.  But you may have noticed I didn't include any receivers in my top 10.  That's because, unfortunately, I am skeptical of all the receivers as well.  I'm just waaay too cynical after years of getting screwed by first round picks.  Tatum Bell, Julius Jones, Lawrence Maroney ... I hate you all.

After much researching, Youtubing, scribbling, and over-thinking, here are my 2012 wide receiver rankings:

1. Calvin Johnson.  I'm putting Megatron at #1 as a formality. He'll be the 1st receiver taken in every draft, and fairly so.  However, the Madden Curse is a proven reality.  So I won't be taking him.

2. Went back and forth here with Jennings and Fitzgerald ... and finally decided to rank Andre Johnson #2 instead. I think it's a buy-low year for Andre. The awesome Houston running game makes things pretty easy for him. And he doesn't share red-zone targets with anyone.

3. Greg Jennings.  Best receiver on the team with the best QB = safe production. I'm not buying into Jordy Nelson. Jennings is still the man in GB.

4. Larry Fitzgerald.  Put up 1,400 yards and 8 TDs with no quarterback last year. Should do about the same this year.

5. Hakeem Nicks.  Victor Cruz is more sexy, but Nicks still occupies the #1WR spot on the depth chart, and you can count on Eli to rack up yardage and points.

6. AJ Green.  Wouldn't be shocked to see him put up similar numbers to what Calvin did in his second year - 1,300 yards and 12 TDs. Only question mark is Dalton's consistency.

7. Brandon Marshall.  Jay Cutler hasn't had a real receiver since arriving in Chicago. Now he does.  He'll completely forego everyone else and Marshall might lead the NFL in targets.

8. Dez Bryant.  Massive disappointment for me last year in the 3rd round. I may have been a year too early. DeMarco Murray is going to demand a lot of attention and Dez should see lots of single coverage.

9. Roddy White.
10. Julio Jones. 
I'm down on both Falcons receivers; they cancel each other out too much. Julio is going to replace Roddy as the redzone guy, but Roddy still moves the chains and has Matt Ryan's trust.  I think Roddy goes for 1,200 yards, 90 catches, but only 5 or 6 scores ... while Julio puts up 12 TDs and only 800 yards.  Both good picks ... but they are both going too early. 

11. Victor Cruz.  Another guy who's going too early.  He was a fun surprise last year, but reality sets in and now people are ready for him.  Don't expect more 99 yard TDs either.

12. Miles Austin. People are forgetting about Austin after he missed 6 games last year and had only 500 yards. He appears to be a buy-low candidate, should score 10+ TDs.

13. Demaryius Thomas.  Went back and forth on which Bronco I want this year.  Demaryius reminds me too much of Calvin Johnson for me to resist. But Decker suits Peyton Manning's style better, so I like him a lot too. Both guys should produce assuming Peyton is Peyton.

14. Steve Smith.  Left for dead last year, and then totally exploded. Color me skeptical, but I'm willing to roll the dice.

15. Percy Harvin.  With AP out for an unknown amount of time, Percy is the Vikings' only offensive weapon outside of the TE position. He isn't big enough to beat the double team consistently, but by virtue of number of targets he'll make a suitable fantasy option.  Also a good bet to lead all WRs in rushing yardage.

16. Antonio Brown.  Notice you haven't seen Mike Wallace's name yet.  I'm waiting to see what becomes of his contract/ holdout.  He wants Larry Fitzgerald type money, and clearly doesn't deserve that much.  But Pittsburgh doesn't want to lose him. In the meantime, Brown is Pittsburgh's #1 receiver, and should be good for plenty of Roethlisberger's patented "3rd and 25 desperation-miracle-TDs."  Even if Wallace signs, I like Brown a lot as their #2 guy.  I'll bump Wallace up to 8th if and when he signs.  For now, he's in the low 20s.

17. Steve Johnson. I'm pretty unashamed of my love of the Bills this year.  I like Stevie on account of he's their only wide receiver worth anything.

18. Wes Welker.  A little squeamish on Welker this year ... the tight ends have taken over in Foxboro, and now Brandon Lloyd is there with his buddy, Josh McDaniels. Welker is still safe, but no longer a stud.  In PPR leagues, however, feel free to make him a top 5 receiver.

19. Marques Colston.  Classic example of drafting a guy simply based on what team he plays for. By himself, Colston doesn't impress me.  But being Drew Brees's top WR means plenty of chances. Graham is really the #1 option though.

20 Eric Decker.  Peyton Manning has shown an affinity for white receivers in the past. Decker could be the next Stokley/Collie who inexplicably puts up 10 TDs.

21. Brandon Lloyd. Can't decide whether to rank him #1 ahead of Calvin, or drop him out of the top 100. I have no clue what Bill Belichick is ever going to do with his offense. I guess common sense says he'll be better than Ochocinco was last year, but not as good as Moss was in 2009.  Fifth round seems about right.

22. Jeremy Maclin.
23. DeSean Jackson.
I don't like either Philly receiver very much, given Vick's likelihood to get injured, and McCoy's likelihood to lead the team in catches.  These guys are both feast or famine; you're either getting a huge 70-yard TD or you're getting nothing.  Also, Jackson is an off-the-field idiot.

24. Mike Wallace.  Wait and see if he signs.  A holdout is very likely.

25. Malcolm Floyd.  With Vincent Jackson gone and Gates getting old, somebody has to catch Phillip Rivers's deep ball. Floyd appears the top candidate, but I'm not sold that he keeps the #1 WR job over Robert Meachem and/or Vincent Brown.

26. Vincent Jackson.  Speaking of V-Jack, his move to the Bucs pummels his fantasy value, but skyrockets his salary, so at least he's happy. I wouldn't touch the Tampa offense until we see signs of life.

27. Jordy Nelson.  As I mentioned, I'm leaning towards Jordy's 15-TD campaign being a fluke.  I kind of think JerMichael Finley supplants him as the #2 target.  Still a good player to have, but he's going too early.

28. Kenny Britt.
29. Dwayne Bowe.
Nearly identical players - both about the same size, both picked near the end of the first round, both tremendously talented and tremendously stupid. Both have been arrested, suspended, and injured. Now, Bowe is holding out and Britt just got a DUI, his third arrest in 16 months.  I wouldn't touch either guy until you know they're going to play.  If Britt gets a 4-game suspension, you might be able to snag him in the 12th round or something. If Bowe holds out, same thing.  Sad wastes of potential.

30. Denarius Moore. My first official "sleeper" I guess. If Carson Palmer has proven anything over the last few years, besides the fact that he sucks, it's that he can put up monster stats in garbage time.  Denarius could be the benefactor of lots of meaningless 4th quarter bombs when Oakland is trailing by 20.

31. Torrey Smith.  While he'll take over the #1 WR job in Baltimore, I'm not sure he's ready for it.  Ray Rice is their offense, and they want to move to a tight-end heavy system.  Boldin is there too, and Jacoby Jones is a deep threat.  Also Tandon Doss. Not sure how it'll shake out.  But I don't trust Torrey Smith to consistently catch more than 4 or 5 balls a game.

32. Emmanuel Sanders.  If indeed Mike Wallace holds out, Sanders becomes the #2 receiver for Pittsburgh and becomes a bargain.

33. Michael Crabtree.
34. Santonio Holmes.
Two dudes who need to shut up and play like 1st round picks.

35. Reggie Wayne.  Will Andrew Luck be okay with throwing to Peyton's old guy?  Or will he try to re-invent himself throwing to Coby Fleener and T.Y. Hitlon?  Good question.

36. Santana Moss.  You can always count on Santana ranking somewhere in the 30s every year. He doesn't score much, but he might be the benefactor of those famous RG3 bubble screens. But don't get too excited; he's 33 and slowing down.  Washington brought in Pierre Garcon and Josh Morgan.

37. Mike Williams, Tampa.  A dud last year, but now won't have to face double teams.  Josh Freeman likes him.  Maybe he'll bounce back somewhat.

38. Justin Blackmon.  Give him a shot in keeper leagues; maybe Jacksonville will get a new QB in 2013.

39. Greg Little.  Does the #1 WR on Cleveland really count as a #1 WR?

40. Titus Young.  Probably worth taking if you believe the Curse knocks Megatron out early in the year.

41. Darrius Heyward-Bey.  He'll have plenty of garbage yards as well in Oakland.

42. Lestar Jean.  Houston's never-ending quest to find a #2 receiver may finally be solved. This dude can play.

42. Robert Meachem.  Worth a shot. Rivers might take a liking to him.

43. Devery Henderson.
44. Lance Moore.
With Meachem gone, these guys get a little more valuable. Drew Brees always spreads the ball around.  Don't count on them every week, but they're nice guys to have on the bench and play when the matchup is right.

45. Jabar Gaffney. Looks like he'll be the #3 receiver for Tom Brady.  Which really doesn't mean a lot with Gronk and Hernandez.  But in case of an injury ... Gaffney becomes valuable.

46. Kendall Wright.  With Kenny Britt's troubles, Wright has a shot to be the #1 WR in Tennessee. Definitely a good pick in keeper leagues. He'll have some growing pains though.

47. Pierre Garcon.   Washington didn't give him $42 million to sit the bench.

48. Danny Amendola.
49. Davonne Bess.
Both desperation fantasy receivers, but highly valuable in PPR leagues.  Should catch 80+ passes for their lousy offenses.

50. Sidney Rice.  Pete Carroll can't decide who his starting QB is - Flynn, Tavaris, or maybe the 5th round rookie.  At the same time, he has no idea who his #1 receiver is ... Rice, Golden Tate, Doug Baldwin...?  Stay away. 

51. Andre Caldwell.  Might be Peyton's #3 in Denver.
52. Anquan Boldin.  Worth a gamble, though he appears to be finished.
53. Nate Burleson.  Calvin's injury is inevitable, right?
54. Mario Manningham.  Moving to San Fran probably hurts his stats, but maybe Alex Smith will like him?
55. Michael Floyd.  Opposite Larry Fitzgerald is a good place to be.  Obvious keeper pick.
56. Laurent Robinson.  Talent is there, but you don't want anything to do with Jacksonville.
57. James Jones.  The #3 receiver in GB gets a few random TDs now and then.
58. Eddie Royal.  Rivers wants to use him as a slot guy.
59. Jonathan Baldwin.  Lots of people like him as a sleeper. I'm not crazy about him. Matt Cassel stinks.
60. Randall Cobb. Might overtake James Jones in GB.

Other sleepers to consider ...

Brandon LaFell, Carolina.   #2 behind Steve Smith, who has gotten hurt plenty of times.
Chad Ochocinco, Miami.   Whatever.
Reuben Randle, Giants.   Eli's #3. Upside galore.
Stephen Hill, Jets.  Rookie from Georgia Tech makes a decent late round flier.
Brian Quick, Rams.  Another rookie with upside. But on a bad team.
Ryan Broyles, Lions.  Hey, why not?
Nick Toon, Saints.  Anyone on the Saints is worth a look.
T.Y. Hilton, Colts.  Luck's fellow rookie.


Hope you found this helpful, but not too helpful if you're in my league.  GO LIONS!!  

























Monday, July 16, 2012

Fantasy Football Thoughts ...


Everyone knows it's a "passing league." No point in arguing that.  I was going to bore you with a long list of statistics showing the decrease in running and increase in passing, but is that really necessary? You've already heard the most important stat: 3 guys threw for 5,000 yards last year, and prior to 2009 that had only been done once, ever. 

When I first started playing fantasy football, back in 2002, it was all about running backs.  Grab two in the first two rounds, almost always.  Now, it's completely different.  This year more than ever before, it's about quarterbacks and receivers.  

However, because of my history, I find it helpful to begin the long and tiresome fantasy-football-research-process by ranking the running backs and then deciding where to place the QBs and WRs later. So let's start with a top tier of running backs. 

On most sites, you'll see the same trio of RBs ranked 1, 2 and 3 in some order - Arian Foster, LeSean McCoy and Ray Rice. What I'm noticing about this year's crop of runners is a consistency of concerns that apply to pretty much everybody.  There are three primary areas of worry:

1-  Contract.  Either a guy just got paid big and now becomes a risk that he'll either get hurt or play less motivated, or a guy wants to get paid and might hold out. As we saw with Chris Johnson last year, skipping training camp can be a good way to suck.

2- RBBC.  It used to be just Mike Shanahan and Bill Belichick who haunted us with the dreaded running-back-by-committee. Now it's pretty much every team. Whether it's third-down backs, goal-line backs, change-of-pace backs, or QBs who steal carries like Vick, Newton and Tebow, there are precious few running backs who stay on the field for all 3 downs and see 300 carries in a season (2 guys did that last year, 8 in 2002).

3- Injuries.  Last year, an astounding number of elite running backs were hit by major injuries. Jamaal Charles, Fred Jackson, Matt Forte, Adrian Peterson, Rashard Mendenhall, Darren McFadden, and on and on. Then there are guys who seem to get hurt every year like Frank Gore and Steven Jackson.  Who can you really trust to stay healthy?  I'll tell you who. Quarterbacks.  

There is one other category that applies to a few runners, in particular our top 3.  That is:

4- Changes in offensive line.  Foster lost his starting RT and RG, McCoy lost his All Pro LT for the year, and Rice lost a Pro Bowl guard. 

So with those things in mind, let's break down the top 3 running backs, and others who belong in the 1st round: 

Arian Foster.  He'll go first in most drafts, but I have three major concerns.  One is the losses of Eric Winston and Mike Brisiel from the offensive line. Second is the big payday he just got; will he still be motivated? And third is the presence of Ben Tate, a terrific talent looming in the wings. Houston has to give Tate at least 20-30% of the workload; he's too good to sit on the bench. All that said, I wouldn't hesitate to grab Foster early. He's awesome. 

LeSean McCoy.  I'm selling McCoy stock, and all other Eagles.  The loss of Jason Peters is going to severely cripple their offense.  Vick won't be able to stay healthy. Also, McCoy just signed for 5 years, $45 million, so will he stay motivated? I loved owning McCoy last year, but this year I wouldn't touch him inside the top 5.  On the positive side, RBs in Andy Reid's offenses are usually good for 70+ passes. He'll dominate PPR leagues. 

Ray Rice.  Probably the safest RB in my mind, barring a holdout.  Losing left guard Ben Grubbs is a blow, but Baltimore still has an elite O-line and still employs the best blocking fullback in football. A training camp holdout would drop his stock significantly, but I expect he'll be at training camp, even without a long term deal. If he is, he's the #1 RB to me; he IS the Ravens offense, he'll catch 70 passes, and he'll operate on the goal-line. 

After those 3, the most common names are: 

Maurice Jones-Drew. Last year's yardage leader is a very likely holdout candidate, and thus drops into the middle of the first round with an average draft position (ADP) of around 7. It doesn't look like he's getting a new deal anytime soon, so he might be a major risk.  Also, everyone seems to be convinced that this is the year he'll break down physically. 

Chris Johnson.  Sonic the Hedgehog is becoming a very trendy 'sleeper' pick, flying up draft boards in the past few weeks.  He is well-paid, happy, healthy, and still the fastest RB in the league.  Also got Steve Hutchinson added to his line. Makes plenty of sense in the first round, despite the fact that he was abysmal last season. 

This is where it gets tricky. After those five, you've got ...  

Matt Forte.  Coming off an MCL injury, potentially holding out, and has Michael Bush to vulture the TDs. 

Darren McFadden. Coming off a foot injury, and with history of toe, knee and hamstring problems as well.  Also, terrible team. 

Ryan Matthews. Two years in the pros, two years of injuries. But now Tolbert is gone. Maybe he'll have a breakout year.  

Marshawn Lynch. A lot of people love Lynch this year, but I am not one of them.  He just got paid big money, and I fully expect him to turn into a sloth. Plus, Seattle sucks. 

DeMarco Murray.  ESPN ranks him as the #10 running back. I don't see why he isn't much higher; he is healthy, phenomenally talented, and too young to be whining about money. Also, he's on a great offense with a coach committed to running the ball. Comes with much less risk than the names above him. 

After these 10, you're looking at familiar names like Michael Turner, Frank Gore, Steven Jackson ... guys you're just hoping will stay healthy through 5 or 6 weeks until their inevitable injuries. It's more important than ever to have 'handcuffs.'  I'm assuming you know what that means.   Also, you've got the "returning-from-major-injury" troop, which includes Adrian Peterson (going anywhere from 2nd round to 5th round), Jamaal Charles, Fred Jackson ... guys who have performed at an elite fantasy level before, but now present a major risk. 

Then, there are the RBBC phantoms ... the Carolina trio (Steward, Williams, Tolbert), the Saints' mess (Sproles, Ingram, Thomas), the always enigmatic Patriots and Redskins, and of course the Lions (Best and LeShoure).

But sneakily hiding in that mess are a few potential gems. Let's take a look: 

-Ahmad Bradshaw.  Jacobs is gone, Bradshaw is paid (which could be a bad thing, but maybe not), and he seems like a bargain in the 4th round. 
-BenJarvus Green Ellis.  His name is synonymous with RBBC, but he's moved on to Cincy where he has the backfield all to himself. 
-Isaac Redman.  With Mendenhall expected to miss at least the first 6 games, Redman has the job for a while. Steelers fans love him. He's sneaky good.
-Trent Richardson. He'll go much higher in keeper leagues. He's actually moving up about 1 round per week. Everybody seems to be forgetting how bad the Browns are. Still, he's a rare 3-down back who gets the red zone carries too. 

There are lots of other intriguing options ...  

-Beanie Wells, who now shares the backfield with Ryan Williams
-LeGarrette Blount, who shares with Doug Martin 
-Reggie Bush, the PPR wonder
-Shonn Greene, the annual disappointment
-Willis McGahee, who might be worthless now that Peyton's there
-CJ Spiller, another PPR guy
-Ben Tate, best backup in the league
-Toby Gerhard, the Vikings RB until AP is ready
-James Starks, if the Packers ever run the ball
-Donald Brown, if the Colts don't suck
-David Wilson, Giants' rookie
-Daniel Thomas, Dolphins' power back

And of course, a myriad of sleepers, which consists mostly of useful handcuffs and speedy rookies and explosive third-down backs. My favorites:

-Taiwan Jones. Cool name, former sprinter, backs up the oft-injured McFadden. 
-Isaiah Pead.  Great out of backfield, speedy and downhill, the heir apparent to Steven Jackson. 
-Jacquizz Rodgers. Super cool name, extremely fast, Falcons' third-down back. 
-Peyton Hillis.  Could actually see 10+ TDs on the revamped Chiefs. 
-Rashard Mendenhall. Stash him and hope he comes back earlier than expected. 

As always, stay away from Patriots and Redskins. Don't believe what you read about Roy Helu; it's not happening. 

So to summarize, pretty much every running back comes with plenty of risk. If you're picking #1 overall, like I was last night in my first of what will be way too many leagues, take Aaron Rodgers. If you're picking #2 and Rodgers is gone, take Tom Brady. At 3, I'd probably go Rice, then Brees at 4. The fourth QB is a toss-up between Stafford, Newton, Romo, Eli, Peyton, Rivers ... so I'd wait a while after Brees.  To round out my top 10, I'd go Foster at 5, Sonic at 6, Murray at 7, then MJD at 8, Forte at 9 and McCoy at 10.  Don't pick Megatron in the 1st round unless you want to deal with the Curse.

More rankings to come later.  Go Lions!


Thursday, July 12, 2012

NFL Power Rankings: Top 12

To see teams 32 through 13, scroll down a little.  


Here are the top 12 teams in my NFL Power Rankings.    




12. Dallas Cowboys
That means, yes, Buffalo is still in play with 11 teams left! 

Why I like Dallas enough to rank them in the top 12:

-DeMarcus Ware rates as my 5th best player in the NFL. He’s good for 20 sacks. 
- Tony Romo is the best quarterback in the NFC East, at least according to Amani Toomer, who played with Eli for five years.
-I’m unabashedly in love with DeMarco Murray, and have been since I watched this Youtube clip last September. He is a clone of Adrian Peterson and I’m still trying to figure out how he went in the third round.
-The secondary went from a weakness to a strength, with the additions of Maurice Claiborne and Brandon Carr. They now have the best tandem of CBs in the NFC.

Why I’m not completely sold on Dallas:
-Every year, they are undisciplined and stupid. Drama is the lifeblood of their organization and I don’t think that changes as long as Jerry Jones runs the show. This type of weakness outweighs personnel weaknesses. You can win with a bunch of average players who play their butts off; you can’t win with undisciplined morons, no matter how talented they are.
-Miles Austin hasn’t been the same since getting his huge contract, and Dez Bryant is a diva waiting to be born.
-Their schedule is very rough.
-The interior of the offensive line is unresolved.
-Romo is not clutch. You may have heard this before. I think the overwhelming media attention he absorbs messes with his head.

11. Buffalo Bills

My flier team for 2012. For more reasons that just the signing of Mario Williams, though that was huge.

What I love about Buffalo this season:

-Fred Jackson and CJ Spiller. Jackson was on pace for 1,500 rushing yards and 2,200 total yards at the time of his leg injury, and was ripping off a league-best 5.5 YPC. Spiller is a perfect change-of-pace back; 10-15 touches a game and he should break free for at least one big play.

-Ryan Fitzpatrick. Okay, I don’t actually love Ryan Fitzpatrick. But the dude is smart (went to Harvard), he understands defenses, and while he doesn’t have great physical ability, he usually doesn’t mess things up. 

-The defensive front 7 rivals San Fran and Pittsburgh as the league’s best. Even without Mario, it was a dominant defensive line with Kyle Williams and Marcel Dareus. Then they added one of the league’s best pass rushers. The linebackers are led by the highly underrated Nick Barnett (130 tackles and 4 picks last year), and rising star Kelvin Sheppard.  

-The secondary is also above average, though very young. Safety Jarius Byrd is a stud, and they have a quartet of solid corners in Leodis McKelvin, Terrence McGee, Aaron Williams, and Stephon Gilmore. Three of those guys are under 26. That could be a great group for years to come.

-Most of all, I like Buffalo because they draft well. It’s not just about flashy free agent signings. Great teams are generally built in one of two ways: find an elite quarterback, or draft really, really well. Sometimes, like with Green Bay, you do both and you go 15-1. Other times, like with Indy, you get the QB but draft terribly, and then you go 2-14 when the QB has neck surgery.

But sometimes, a team like San Fran or Baltimore contends without an elite quarterback, and that happens if and only if you nail your draft picks year after year. Examine Buffalo’s last 5 drafts:

2008 – Got McKelvin in the 1st round; found WR Steve Johnson and OT Demetrius Bell in the 7th. That’s three starters. 
2009 – Totally wasted the #11 pick on Aaron Maybin, but still managed to grab 3 starters, two of whom are studs – center Eric Wood (pick #28) and safety Jarius Byrd (pick #42). Also got a solid starting guard in Andy Levitre (#51).
2010 – Okay, they got nothing out of this one, except Spiller, who was a lousy pick at #9. Bad example. Moving on …
2011 – In the first three rounds, they landed three defensive studs with Dareus, Aaron Williams and Sheppard. Three starters in three picks.
2012 – Gilmore at pick #10, and guard Cordy Glenn at #41 (could have gone in the first round). Neither of them have played yet, obviously, but I’m thinking both picks will work out well.

Even with a couple wasted first round picks, Buffalo has still built a contender from the past few drafts.

-One last thing I like about Buffalo, before I address the weaknesses. They have a super easy schedule. I mean, insanely easy. They get Miami twice, the Jets twice, the Chiefs and Browns, the NFC West, and the AFC South. That should equate to at least 10 games in which they are favored.

Now, the weaknesses … first of all, it should be said that the receivers stink. Steve Johnson is a nice possession guy (though he drops a lot of passes), but they don’t have a big play, stretch-the-field player. That hurts them.

The offensive line isn’t bad, but it certainly isn’t overwhelming. It’s middle-of-the-road, much like Detroit’s.

They are very young on defense, relying on lots of rookies and second-year players. They’re also  hoping a few key players recover fully from nasty injuries, namely the Williamses (Mario and Kyle).

Lastly, Ryan Fitzpatrick is limited physically, as I mentioned, and won’t be able to carry the Bills on his back. He needs to be a manager, and let Fred Jackson and the defense win games. I think that can happen, but it’s a risky formula that doesn’t always work.

Overall, because of the silly-easy schedule, I think the Bills go 10-6 and earn a Wildcard.


10. New Orleans Saints

In the wake of “BountyGate,” I would like to propose that we stop calling every single scandal “SomethingGate.”  It's stupid, lazy, and totally overdone.  I nominate calling it "Crushin for Concussions.”  Or what creepo Gregg Williams called it: “Kill the Head! The Body will Die!!” 

About the Saints, I rank them this low because I’m pretty nervous about Drew Brees’ potential holdout. It sounds like they aren’t close to an agreement. Brees wants to be the highest paid QB in the league, and the Saints are saying “Uh, bud, you’re 33.…”

The Saints have until July 16 to work out a deal, otherwise Brees is stuck under the ‘franchise tag,’ which is bad for him (no guaranteed money), and bad for them ($23.5 million due to him this year)  So it appears a deal has to get done soon; if it doesn’t, it’ll be awful for everybody.

But in the meantime, Brees is skipping practices and conducting interviews to talk about his frustrations. He needs to be there; he’s basically the team’s coach in the absence of suspended Sean Payton.

The Saints suffered a few blows this offseason, losing All Pro guard Carl Nicks and WR Robert Meachem. But they added Ben Grubbs from the Ravens to replace Nicks and they still have Brees’s favorite weapons in Graham, Sproles and Colston.  Mark Ingram should take over as the primary ballcarrier in his second season, but this will still be one of the most pass-heavy teams in the NFL, so Ingram won't be used much.

*If you’re in a PPR league, make sure you draft Darren Sproles. I did last year, brilliantly, and after a few awesome weeks I decided to trade while his value was high. Idiot.  I got Santonio Holmes for him, and was totally screwed by that trade.

Defensively, the Saints are under the microscope because of “BountyFence.” It’s just assumed that they’ll suck defensively because of it. But Gregg Williams was already gone, so his suspension is irrelevant. And Jonathan Vilma was on the decline of his career before his suspension, and then he was replaced in free agency by Curtis Lofton, a superior player anyway. (Read this well-written article for 9 reasons why Lofton makes the Saints D better than they were with Vilma).   Also, the defense landed a pair of reliable starters in DT Brodrick Bunkley (from Denver) and OLB David Hawthorne (Seattle).  

But, I still have the Saints ranked 10th, behind the Lions who they whipped twice last year, because they don’t have a head coach (or a play-caller), and they don’t have much of a pass rush or a secondary.  That, and of course the Drew Brees holdout.  If Brees doesn’t play, they’ll go 0-16.   

9.  New York Giants

Some Power Rankings have put the G-Men at #1 out of respect for their Super Bowl. I’m not quite that stupid. They went 9-7 last year, and only made the playoffs because Dallas choked.

That being said, they exploded in the postseason, and annihilated the Falcons, outplayed Green Bay in Lambeau, got a little bit lucky in San Fran (two fumbled punts), and then upset New England thanks to the Pats’ horrendous defense.  Eli’s QB rating was 92.9 in the regular season and103.3 in the playoffs.

The most exciting thing going for the Giants in 2012 is undoubtedly Justin Pierre-Paul. The #15 pick in 2010 emerged from a relatively unknown backup to arguably the best DE in the league in just four quick months. He didn’t even start the first four games of 2011, but injuries to Tuck and Umenyiora plunged him into the starting job, where he was completely and utterly dominant, amassing 17 sacks, two forced fumbles, a safety, and a blocked field goal which came in the closing seconds of a huge game.  JPP was so under-the-radar that he wasn’t even on the Pro Bowl ballot, but he ended up making the NFC roster anyway, then was voted a First Team All Pro. Oh, and he was the Giants’ best player during their Super Bowl run.  Pretty good for age 23.  This guy is just going to get better, and the rest of the league better be scared. If he stays healthy and smart, he could eventually be of the best pass-rushers of all time.

Next to JPP are a couple of other well-established pass rushers in Justin Tuck and Osi. The rest of the Giants D is nothing special, though Prince Amukamara is a sensible nominee for a breakout season.

Offensively, they’ll continue to live and die by Eli’s late-game heroics and uncanny knack for making big plays. Losing Mario Manningham shouldn’t slow them down as Victor Cruz and Hakeem Nicks are one of the best tandems of receivers in the NFL. Ahmad Bradshaw was re-signed for 4 years, and rookie David Martin from Virginia Tech (the #32 pick) joins him in the backfield.

The Giants face arguably the toughest schedule in the league this year, with the NFC South, AFC North and a 1st place schedule that pits them against Green Bay and San Fran.  I think they’ll probably make the playoffs again, but it might only be with 9 or 10 wins.

8. Denver Broncos

I’m really excited about Peyton Manning.  And Von Miller.  I might actually be a closet Broncos fan. Not sure yet.  
  

7. Detroit Lions

Yeah that’s right. The seventh best team in the NFL resides in Michigan.

Here are a few reasons why this is the best Lions’ team ever:  (I’m not counting the stupid 1950s teams)

-Calvin Johnson. Third best player in the NFL. Totally unstoppable. Twice as talented and ten times as smart as the average receiver.
-Matt Stafford. Best quarterback the Lions have had since … …. …. … … well, ever. I was totally wrong about him. I still can't believe how good he was towards the end of the year. 
-Suh and the D line. Corey Williams, Avril, KVB, Fairley, Lo-Jack, Willie Young, Sammie Hill … that’s some serious depth. Eight guys who can really play. Strangely, KVB might be the weakest link in that group.
-Explosive offense. I didn’t like the Titus Young or Ryan Broyles picks, but they have afforded the Lions a dynamic arsenal of weapons. Along with Burleson, Pettigrew, Scheffler, Best, LeShoure … it’s going to be pretty difficult for defenses to double team Calvin.
-Chris Houston really stepped it up last year, and might be even better this year. If he can play like a solid #1 CB, it’ll make him one of the most important players on the team.
-Stephen Tulloch is a stud. He might not get the attention he deserves, but the Lions took care of him financially and he’ll anchor the middle of the field for years.
-Riley Reiff should replace Gosder at right tackle and will be an immediate improvement. 
-Ford Field became an intimidating place to play last year. Jim Schwartz has the players and fans believing. They have a nastiness and an arrogance that, while it can lead to stupid behavior, can also be pretty darn effective.

And of course, here are the reasons Detroit might suck:

-They continue to neglect the secondary. Bringing in warm bodies isn’t enough; 3rd round rookies and Colts’ castoffs aren’t going to make a difference. Until Schwartz and Lewand make the pass defense a priority, we’ll continue to give up huge passing plays.
-Bad drafting in 2011. Fairley and LeShoure are both potheads and morons. Titus Young has an anger problem. None of these guys were very smart picks in the first place even before the character concerns arose. 
-Veteran leadership. Somebody has to whip these undisciplined idiots into shape. Stafford may be the guy, but he’s a little young and a little too laid-back. Calvin doesn't have that fiery personality either. Suh could be the guy, but he's more of the problem than the solution. It could be KVB, but he’s kind of a hooligan too. Nobody else on the roster really has any credibility, except Jason Hanson. The butt-kicking could come from Schwartz or Gunther Cunningham, but they’re just as hotheaded as the players who have taken on their personalities.  
-Backus, Raiola and Peterman remain pretty mediocre mainstays on the O-line. Only Rob Sims really stands out at left guard, and he’s not exactly an All Pro. Having Reiff at RT and grooming him to take over Backus’s spot in 2013 will be a good start, but this is still a position of weakness for the time being. We can’t afford another injury to Stafford.
-Most of all, the infamous Madden Curse is looming. It’s inevitable. Our best-case scenario is Calvin only missing 6 to 8 games. Anything less than that would be a miracle. If we can go something like 3-4 in the games he misses, we may be able to overcome the Curse. If he misses the entire season, like I think he probably will, we’ll finish no better than 7-9.

Quickly recapping the offseason, the most important things Detroit did was re-signing Avril and Tulloch when it appeared we couldn’t keep both. By paying them, though, we weren’t able to bring in any other top free agents, so we just added two D+ players to the secondary. After drafting Reiff and Broyles, the Lions took a trio of cornerbacks (Dwight Bentley, Chris Greenwood, Jonte Green) and a trio of linebackers (Ronnell Lewis, Tahir Whitehead, Travis Lewis) with their other six picks.  Sounds like Ronnell Lewis is the only one of those guys who is really NFL-caliber. He might end up starting at OLB over Justin Durant. 

We didn’t lose any starting players in the offseason except CB Eric Wright, which is really a win for us. Bobby Carpenter was a nice special teams player and good depth at OLB, but losing him is not detrimental. Replacing Drew Stanton won’t be hard to do either. By far, the worst thing that happened this offseason was Calvin Johnson winning the Madden vote.

One of my favorite football sites used to be Walterfootball.com, but lately Walter has become a slacker and writes really dumb, low-quality stuff. However, his analysis of the Lions is spot on, so I will plagiarize it:

“The Lions have one of the most talented rosters in the league. They now have to play up to that talent level. They must avoid stupid penalties and mistakes that resulted in losses last year. They also have to stop getting into legal trouble. If they can do all that, and if Calvin Johnson can elude the dreaded Madden Curse, there's no telling how far this team can go. “

Right on.

Of all the reasons to be optimistic this year, perhaps the best reason is our super easy schedule.
Ten of our games are against teams ranked in the bottom half of the league, and seven of the games are against teams in the bottom 10. We open the season at home against St. Louis (we’ll be favored by at least 10), then go to San Fran for a Sunday night rematch of Harbaugh & Schwartz. Then it’s at Tennessee, who has no chance of slowing down our offense, then home for Minnesota, who hopefully won’t have a healthy AP yet. That’s gotta be at least a 3-1 start. Hopefully 4-0 heading into the bye.

Then it’s two straight road games – Chicago on Monday night and Philly. We can’t afford to lose both; a split of those games would be nice. Then it’s home for Seattle in the highly anticipated Matt Flynn Revenge Game. I hope we crush his stupid face.

After that, it’s two road games against two lousy teams. Blaine Gabbert and Jacksonville, and then to Minnesota. We really need to win both of those, because the following week Aaron Rodgers comes to Ford Field. If we win the games we should win, and take care of business at home, we’ll be 7-2 heading into our first match against the Pack.

Assuming that’s a loss (probably safe to assume), we’ve got to recover quickly for a tough Thanksgiving game against Houston. Detroit isn’t accustomed to National TV games, and imploded last year on Thanksgiving (the Stomp). Then, we get our first look at Andrew Luck in a third consecutive home game.

Last year, the wheels almost fell off the wagon during the Lions short home stand. Remember, we were 5-0 (3-0 on the road) heading into two games at home, and everyone assumed we’d be 7-0 or at least 6-1 after that. But then came two crushing home losses to Atlanta and San Fran, and it looked like the same-old-stupid-Lions. Amazingly, they didn’t collapse, but responded by beating down Tim Tebow by 35 points the next week, and finishing the year out with a 5-4 record and 2 of those losses were to Rodgers and Brees. The only inexcusable loss was the Matt Flynn Fiasco.

For whatever reason, the Lions lost focus last year on the home stand. They can’t afford to repeat that mistake this year during weeks 12 and 13. We need to beat Houston, and we need to beat Indy. Those are games we should win, but could lose. Winning both of those games will be huge in earning another playoff spot. If we go 2-1 during that home stand, we’ll ideally be 9-3, in great position for a Wildcard spot.

After the Indy contest, Detroit travels to Lambeau for a week 14 game. Unfortunately, it’ll be too soon for Green Bay to rest Rodgers, even if they’re 13-0.  So we’ve gotta chalk this up as a loss; it’s not unwinnable, but I sure won’t count on it. Then we go cross-country to Arizona, another should-win game but it’s never easy to play that far from home. Then it’s home for Atlanta, who will likely be vying for a playoff spot. We finish the season at home against the Bears, in a game that could very well be between two 10-5 teams, with the winner going to the playoffs and the loser staying home.  

So while we do enjoy a very easy schedule, I think the Lions inexperience in big games and lack of mental toughness is going to lead to us losing a couple games we should win. Still, I have us finishing 11-5, a very good record, but probably 2 games lower than where we could finish if we play to our full potential. 

Again, all this is based on health. If Calvin gets struck down by the Curse, pencil us down for 7-9 or worse. If Stafford goes down, Shaun Hill could do a decent job, but nothing will come easy. Everybody else on the team is replaceable, except Chris Houston, because after him we have no worthwhile cornerbacks. If Houston gets hurt, Detroit needs to trade its 1st round pick for a CB or suffer through some barnburners.

So that’s my prediction … 11-5 and a wildcard spot.  


Moving on to the top 6 …

6. Houston Texans

No team had more injury problems last year, and no team lost more talent in the offseason. Not only did they lose Mario Williams, but they said goodbye to two offensive lineman, most notably stud RT Eric Winston. The Texans O-line drops from being one of the league’s best to just an above average unit. They still have an elite left tackle and center, and thus they’ll still be formidable running the ball. But not quite as good.

Arian Foster got a big payday, which makes me think he'll regress, but his backup (Ben Tate) may be just as talented as Foster. In fact, Tate is probably a top 10 running back in the league once he gets his chance. He ripped off a 5.4 YPC last year on 175 attempts. Wow. If Houston can’t pay both guys, Tate will be getting a huge payday elsewhere in a year or two.

The Texans’ season really rests on the health of Matt Schaub and Andre Johnson, both of whom missed a lot of games last year. If they are both healthy all year, Houston will be a Super Bowl contender, and the main reason is their defense.

Despite losing Mario, the Texans have arguably the best overall defense in the league. With Brian Cushing anchoring the middle of the field, the pass rushers went ballistic, with Connor Barwin, J.J. Watt and Brooks Reed combining for 23 sacks last year. Now, with #26 pick OLB Whitney Mercilus joining the D, they’ll be even scarier. CB Jonathan Joseph is a stud shutdown corner as well.

The main thing the Texans have going in their favor is the departure of Peyton Manning from the AFC South. The starting quarterbacks in their division are ages 24, 22 and 22, and have combined to throw only 16 TDs in their careers. Luck and Locker are potentially going to be studs, but Houston has a window to dominate the division right now, and they need to take advantage of that window before Andrew Luck becomes awesome.

Houston can go 5-1 or 6-0 in the division, and that should be enough for a playoff spot. The rest of their schedule is tough, so I think they'll end up 10-6 or 11-5. 

5. San Francisco 49ers
I respect the heck out of them, but they are becoming my least favorite team in the NFL for some reason.  Adding Randy Moss didn’t help their cause. Amazing defense though. 

4. Baltimore Ravens
Probably should rank them a few spots lower now that their best defensive player (Suggs) is going to miss the entire season, but something tells me they’ll be okay without him. 

3. Pittsburgh Steelers
My hatred for “Them Stellers” is slowly fading, but that doesn’t mean I won’t cheer against them at any opportunity. But I think hatred is the wrong word; it’s more of a tolerable disdain.

On the other hand, I really like the Pittsburgh Pirates. They are my second favorite baseball team. Weird huh.

2. New England Patriots

I like what the Pats did in the offseason, bringing back O-coordinator Josh McDaniels, signing WR Brandon Lloyd, TE Jake Ballard, and CB Will Allen, and drafting OLB Chandler Jones and MLB Donta Hightower. They had to make serious changes to the defense, and they did. Hightower was potentially the best defensive player in the Draft, and will end up being a total steal at pick 25.

Also, I think Brady is pissed about the Super Bowl.

1. Green Bay Packers

I mean, they went 15-1 last year. Rodgers set the record for best QB rating ever (122.5!!!!!!!!!). And I don’t care  if they ranked 32nd in defense. That’s only because they led every game by 20 points at half and teams just aired it out. With Clay Matthews, B.J. Raji, Charles Woodson, Desmond Bishop, A.J. Hawk, Tramon Williams, and now DT Anthony Hargrove (from the Saints) and rookies Nick Perry and Jerel Worthy  … that’s a darn good defense. Darn stinking good. They may have ranked 32nd in yards allowed, but they are top 15 in terms of talent.

The offense is just too stinking incredible. Only an injury to Rodgers can keep them from trashing everybody they play. I mean, do you realize how good a 122.5 QB Rating is? All I can say is Discount Freaking Double Check.



So that’s it.  Sorry this took like two months.  The funny thing is, I ranked the teams a long time ago, and then by the time I finished the writing, I’m not very happy with how the teams are ranked. Oh well.   I’m excited to get some fantasy football rankings up soon.   And of course my weekly against-the-spread picks.  


GO LIONS!!


And lastly, a few notes about a few things ….

-Steve Nash signed with the Lakers.  That would have been so cool 5 years ago. Oh snap!

-Ray Allen went to the Heat. Sell-out.

-Dwight Howard has replaced LeBron as the Biggest Jerk in the NBA.  Too bad. I always liked Dwight. Not anymore. 

-Oh yeah, I forgot, the Heat won the Finals.  Big stupid deal. The NBA is almost as irrelevant to me right now as hockey.  The only thing keeping me engaged is fantasy basketball, which by the way, I am awesome at.

This whole “LeBron is a Hero, he won a ring!” crap is really stupid.  All he did was join forces with two stars. He didn’t do what Jordan or Bird or Magic or Kobe did – win with the team that drafted him!  He ruined his career and his legacy the minute he did the stupid Decision.  I don’t blame him for leaving Cleveland; that was acceptable. But he should have left the crap team for a different crap team. He should have said “Build around me and we’ll win it all!”  He should have gone to the Knicks.  Going to Wade’s team with Bosh was just childish. 

As I wrote last July ... “The Heat are gonna win the next 3 or 4 titles.  Wake me up in 2016.” 

Or, as I wrote in my NBA Preview in December, “Heat over OKC in 6.  Good for you LeBron, you a-hole.”


-Switching to baseball … Prince Fielder won the Home Run Derby.  Now he just needs to do it with guys on base. 11 of his 15 homers are solo shots.

-The Tigers ended the first half of the season on a 5 game winning streak. That was great.  Let’s hope they keep it rolling.  But I have no confidence in anything Jim Leyland does right now. He is making decisions simply out of stubbornness and arrogance, not in the best interest of winning games.  He is honestly making it harder for the team to win, by doing things like batting Raburn in the 2-hole, watching him go 0 for 4, then doing it against the next day.  The Raburn fetish has gone on way too long, and I think it’s almost over as the Tigers will likely deal for a 2nd baseman before the deadline. But who knows. I have no idea what to expect from the evil wizard who abandoned reason for madness .

But I do think the White Sox are better than advertised, and catching them won’t be easy. They have a much better starting rotation than Detroit, and are better coached. What we really need is a crushing injury to somebody on Chicago. Also, we need to stay healthy ourselves, and we need JV to win his next 10 starts, and we need Max and Rick and Doug to pitch consistently, and we could really use some timely hitting from all the guys who are underperforming this year, in particular Boesch, Peralta, and Avila. I would add Delmon Young to that list, but I just can’t stand him and would rather see Detroit trade him. He is the least disciplined batter in baseball, with the worst walks-per-at-bat  ratio in the MLB to prove it.  Seriously, how do you draw 9 walks in 300 at-bats? I could draw 9 walks in 45 minutes at a batting cage. By the way, the only player in the MLB with a ratio almost that bad is Brennan Boesch – 12 walks in 301 at-bats. They have combined for 21 walks in 600 at-bats!  That’s horrendous. Quintin Berry has 17 walks in less than 150 at-bats. Just embarrassing how bad their brains are at the plate. I blame the hitting coach.

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Thursday, July 5, 2012

NFL Power Rankings: Condensed Bottom 20


Apparently I'm doing a crappy job of getting these NFL Power Rankings done.  Don't know why it's taking me a month... Probably because I'm writing 1,000 words per team. So here's my best effort at a condensed overview of the bottom 20 teams.  

32. Oakland – They completely lack talent across the board: Carson Palmer stinks, the receivers stink, the O-line stinks, the linebackers stink, and they might have the worst secondary in the NFL.  Other than that, they’re in great shape!

31. Seattle – I don’t like Pete Carroll or his drafting style, I don’t believe in Matt Flynn or his 6-TD fluke against Detroit, and I really don’t like giving a big contract to a proven lazy bum like Marshawn Lynch. Also, they lack a pass rush, a secondary, and an offensive line.

30. Jacksonville – Nice defense. Good running game. But Blaine Gabbert is the worst quarterback in the NFL, which makes them a hopeless cause.

29. Cleveland – A couple studs, but an otherwise hideous roster, and now a rookie QB.

28. Miami – Really good defense. Reaaaaly bad offense, led by rookie Ryan Tannehill, who I think will challenge Gabbert for Worst QB status.

27. St. Louis – Probably the worst team in 2011, but they had a good offseason, which included Jeff Fisher.  And Sam Bradford doesn’t seem like he'll be a bust.

26. Minnesota – See #29, Cleveland: "A couple studs, but an otherwise hideous roster, and a rookie second year QB."

25. Washington – Can’t wait to watch Robert Griffin and see if he can prove me wrong. To me, he looks like a Bubble-Screen-Throwing version of Denard Robinson. 

24. Indianapolis – On the other hand, I really like that Luck guy.

23. Tennessee – A pretty well-built team. Excellent O-line, and Chris Johnson has potential to be unstoppable. But the defense was already bad, and lost its best player. But, I do kinda like Jake Locker.

22. Tampa Bay – Big offseason, with two studs added to the offense – Carl Nicks and Vincent Jackson, and one potential stud added to the defense - Mark Barron. Brutal division though.

21. Arizona – Better defense than you realize. Love Patrick Peterson. But an awful offense outside of Fitzgerald. 

20. Kansas City – Good defense, good offseason, great running game. But dismal passing attack, and Dwayne Bowe’s holdout seems imminent.

19. San Diego – Steadily falling from a great overall team to just a good QB stuck on an otherwise lousy team.

18. Chicago – Cutler made a jump last year from terrible to serviceable, and Mike Martz is finally gone, which should cut the number of sacks in half. Forte’s a stud, and Brandon Marshall is bonkers but really good. The defense is a little bit overrated, but Julius Peppers is dominant. They worry me, but they don't scare me. 

17. Cincinnati – Pretty good D, but the absence of Leon Hall looms large. Not a huge fan of Andy Dalton, but AJ Green may be the second best receiver in the NFL as soon as this year.

16. Carolina – Kind of a chic pick, but for good reason. Cam Newton was spectacular last year, the backfield is stacked with talent, and the O line is very good. They should be able to lead the NFC in rushing yards. Also, the defense (ranked 28th last year) gets their best player, MLB Jon Beason, back from injury, alongside rookie Luke Kuechly.  Still a bad secondary and an iffy pass rush.

15. New York Jets – The good news: this could be Rex Ryan’s last year if they miss the playoffs. The bad news: Rex is going to be insufferable this year with his Tebow antics. Wouldn’t be surprised to see Tebow as the long-snapper if it means Rex’s name is in the news.

14. Philadelphia – Obviously loaded on defense since last offseason brought them Asomugha, Rogers-Cromartie, and Babin. After being completely unable to stop the run, they brought in former Pro Bowl linebacker DeMecco Ryans, which will be brilliant if he stays healthy, and rookie DT Fletcher Cox. But the offense was dealt a fatal blow when All Pro left tackle Jason Peters was lost for the season. His absence will do damage to both Vick and McCoy’s seasons. With a healthy Peters, they’d easily rank in the top 10.

13. Atlanta – With Michael Turner and Roddy White showing signs of age, this is a pressure year for Matt Ryan and Julio Jones. They have to carry the offense. Fortunately, the Falcons addressed a huge need on the offensive line with Peter Konz, a top 20 prospect, at pick #55, their only pick in the first 90 selections. Defensively, they lost a great linebacker in Curtis Lofton, who signed with the divisional rival Saints. They replaced him with Lofa Tatupa; a downgrade, but not by too much. They also traded for Asante Samuel, which gives them a trio of solid cornerbacks. OLB Sean Weatherspoon is the guy to watch; he’ll likely earn his first of many Pro Bowl selections this coming year.  The pass rush is still uncertain; John Abraham is now 34 years old and Ray Edwards responded to his $30 million contract with a whopping 3 sacks. Also, there’s still the issue of Matt Ryan not being able to win road games. 

Top 12 to come soon.