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Monday, December 22, 2014

Tumbling

This blog is relocating to a much more relevant social media outlet:   www.tumblr.com/blog/davidcmorgan

I will be writing primarily about two of things I care about most:

1) how to end global poverty,
2) and the plights of the Detroit sports teams.

Also I have been droppin mad tweets over here:   twitter.com/dave_c_morgan

I am a social media fiend!   Farewell blogspot.  We had some good times.   

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

non picks

Forgot to finish the week 5 picks.   Decided to take the rest of the year off.  Maybe I'll start up again next year.    Go Lions.  

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

week 5 picks

Last week:
5-8 ATS
6-7 straight up
5-8 over/unders

Overall:
24-37 ATS (39%)
30-31 straight up (49%)
33-28 over/unders (54%)

Let's be honest, there's no way to pick the games above .500 against the spread when you can't even pick the games .500 straight up.  And this season, with about five inexplicable upsets every week, it's like trying to guess heads or tails.  Completely pointless.

The Cowboys beating the Saints by 21?
Minnesota stomping an Atlanta team that just racked up 56 points on Tampa, while Tampa meanwhile goes to Pittsburgh and trashes them?
Eli Piece of Shit Manning scoring 45 points and a near-perfect QB rating?

It's all just nonsense.

There are 5, and only 5, constants in the NFL right now.  Here they are:
1) Seattle is good
2) Denver is good (as long as Peyton doesn't get hurt)
3) Andrew Luck is good
4) Jacksonville sucks
5) Oakland sucks

These five truths are undeniable from week to week and will remain.

Nothing else in the NFL makes one bit of sense.  Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, and Drew Brees have lost all reliability.  Conversely, guys like Geno Smith and Ryan Fitzpatrick might just put up 7 TDs next week.  No one knows what defenses are good, what offensive lines are good, what running backs or receivers will produce from week to week. Absolutely nobody knows anything.  LeSean McCoy has 4 fantasy points in the last 2 weeks. Combined.  Adrian Peterson is done as a Viking forever.  DeMarco Murray, currently putting up vintage AP numbers, could easily put up 32 yards on 22 carries next week.  No one knows.

So what the hell.  Here are my worthless week 5 picks:

Vikings (2-2) @ Packers (2-2)
Predicted Line: GB by 7.5

Actual Line: GB by 8.5

You know the NFL is screwed up when these teams have the same record and AP is closer to going to prison than playing for the Vikings.  No reason to think Teddy Bridgewater (or Christian Ponder potentially) and Matt Asiata will be any match for the Lambeau crowd.  Rodgers might be finally rolling.  Pack 34-13.
(Under 48)

Bills (2-2) @ Lions (3-1)
Predicted Line:  DET by 6

Actual Line: DET by 7 

Ah yes, the Jim Schwartz Bowl!

The big story this week of course was the benching of former 1st round pick EJ Manuel and the promotion of neckbearded Kyle Orton to lead the Bills.  This probably means a safer, more steady offense, and a heavy dose of CJ Spiller and Fred Jackson.  It also means less athleticism and less arm strength, which ideally means less chance of Sammy Watkins burning the still-yet-to-be-exposed crappy Lions secondary.

Speaking of which ...

Darius Slay is honestly not bad.  I'm just saying.  He looks like the best corner Detroit has had in 10 years.  I hope I am not speaking too soon.

And I like Detroit's safeties right now.  They can tackle and they haven't made mental mistakes, being out of position, committing unnecessary interference penalties.  Considering I've yet to see Jim Caldwell make a facial expression or speak a single word during a game, I guess I have to give him the benefit of the doubt that he's instilling discipline into the defensive players.  Overall tackling is the best its been since the early 90s.

No doubt, we'll miss Stephen Tulloch over the course of the season.  But DeAndre Levy is well on his way to a Pro Bowl season, which should be his second consecutive if it wasn't all a garbage popularity contest.

So, if Detroit's front 7 can contain the running game, make big stops on 3rd downs, and force Orton to beat them with his arm, they'll have a great chance to be 4-1 and avenge Jim Skunkhair Schwartz for all his fiendishness and crappy coaching.  But that's a big if.   Chris Ivory ran all over Detroit in the 1st half last week, and if the Jets stuck to the run they might've ended up with the win.  So we will see.  It would be nice to see Suh do something vicious to Orton in this game; he is overdue for a signature Suh play.

On the flip side of the ball, Detroit's offense will hopefully take advantage of Schwartz's hubris and idiotic "wide 9." Run right at their linebackers, catch the DEs in overpursuit, and use the tight ends in the middle of the field.  Feature Golden Tate out of the slot until they can stop him.  If any team knows the blueprint for how to beat a Jim Schwartz defense it should be Detroit.  And if Calvin is back to full health, then this game should be no contest.

Normally, I would say I'm against picking Detroit as a large favorite unless the opponent is completely incompetent, which Buffalo is not.  But this season feels different.  Honestly.

I see something different in Matt Stafford.  He seems to have grown up, to have moved from 'trying to look cool' to just playing to win.  He's no longer trying to fake the intangibles; he genuinely seems to be displaying them.  His poise in the pocket still isn't good, but it's kind of adorable in a messy way.  His footwork is bad, but he compensates in other ways.  He still makes bonehead decisions, especially on 3rd down, and throws the ball away before he needs to.  But to me, he's a different quarterback this year.

I'm not sure if Joe Lombardi or Jim Caldwell should get the credit for this apparent transformation.  I would just give the credit to Stafford himself for growing up.  Either way, I think this week is a big opportunity to make a statement that these are not going to be the 'same old Lions.'

Detroit 27-16.
(Under 43.5)

Bears (2-2) @ Panthers (2-2)
Predicted Line: CAR by 3

Actual Line: CAR by 2.5

I am incapable of picking Bears games correctly. Just when I think Jay Cutler has stopped sucking, he sucks worse than ever.  Also, I can't stand Cam Newton.  Better just stay away from this game.
Panthers 26-24.
(Over 46)

Browns (1-2) @ Titans (1-3)
Predicted Line:  TEN by 3

Actual Line:  TEN by 1 

No idea. Let's just take the home team and move on. Titans 23-20.
(Under 44)

Rams (1-2) @ Eagles (3-1)
Predicted Line: PHI by 8.5

Actual Line:  PHI by 7 

Sure looks like a blowout on paper.  But I don't fully trust Philly yet, especially their defense.  Eagles 27-23.
(Over 48)

Falcons (2-2) @ Giants (2-2)
Predicted Line: ATL by 1

Actual Line: NYG by 4.5

Nope, no way I'm falling for the Giants in any way, shape or form.  Falcons 28-13.
(Under 50.5)

Bucs (1-3) @ Saints (1-3) 
Predicted Line: NO by 12
Actual Line: NO by 10 

The Saints' 1-3 record is misleading; they are 0-3 on the road, and really should have won 2 of those games.  They'll continue to be unstoppable at home.  Tampa just doesn't match up.  New Orleans 44-17.
(Over 48.5)

Texans (3-1) @ Cowboys (2-2)
Predicted Line: DAL by 2

Actual Line: DAL by 6

What a stupid line. These are still the same Cowboys.  Houston 24-18.
(Over 46.5)

Ravens (3-1) @ Colts (2-2)
Predicted Line: IND by 4.5

Actual Line: IND by 3.5

I will say Colts by 3, 24-21.
(Under 49)

...rest to come later ...


Thursday, September 25, 2014

Week 4 Picks

Last week:
10-6 ATS
9-7 straight up
8-8 over/unders

Total:
19-29 ATS
24-24 straight up
28-20 over/unders

Manning, Rodgers, Brees, and Brady are now a combined 2-10 against the spread.  In my preseason preview, I said that Andrew Luck would take his place among those top 4 elite QBs sometime around week 9 of this season.   Apparently I was 6 weeks off.  Andrew Luck is the #2 quarterback in football right now, behind only Peyton Manning.

Brees, Brady and Rodgers haven't exactly played in such a way to stay atop that list, but Luck has earned his way among the elite with consistently elite play.  The formerly elite are just regressing: Brees because of age; Rodgers because of the curse of the celebrity-chick-girlfriend; Brady because of both.    (Seriously, that curse was a real thing even before Justin Verlander completely fell apart.  Aaron Rodgers is this year's marquee victim.  Man, he looked ordinary against Detroit.)

Giants (1-2) @ Redskins (1-2)
Predicted Line:  WAS by 6.5
Actual Line:  WAS by 3 


Front row seat on the Kirk Cousins Bandwagon!  Redskins 31-14.
(Under 45.5)

Oops ...

Packers (1-2) @ Bears (2-1)
Predicted Line:  CHI by 3

Actual Line: GB by 2 

If I'm picking based on common sense and what I think I know in the core of my being, I'm taking the Packers.

If I'm picking solely based on what I've seen this year, I have to take the Bears.   No question.

Ugh. I don't know.  I guess I'll say Bears 26-24.
(Under 51)

Bills (2-1) @ Texans (2-1)
Predicted Line:  HOU by 2

Actual Line: HOU by 3

Both of these teams had a legitimate opportunity to jump out to a 3-0 start and they both flopped.  Houston proved that without Arian Foster their offense is absolutely morbid, while Buffalo I guess re-proved that they don't know how to utilize a RB-committee for the millionth time.

With Foster questionable, I guess I'll play it safe and say Ryan Fitzpatrick probably shouldn't be trusted as a favorite of any number when he doesn't have a running game.  Bills 17-16.
(Under 42)
*If Foster definitely plays I'll change the pick to Texans 23-16; stay tuned.

Titans (1-2) @ Colts (2-1)
Predicted Line: IND by 8

Actual Line: IND by 8 

I generally like to take the points in a divisonal matchup with a high spread.  However, with Jake Locker unlikely to play, that means it's the heralded Charlie Whitehurst versus the second best QB in the NFL.  In Indy.  Let's say Colts 31-13.
(Under 46.5)

Panthers (2-1) @ Ravens (2-1)
Predicted Line: BAL by 1.5
Actual Line: BAL by 3.5 


Ravens 16-13.
(Under 41)

Lions (2-1) @ Jets (1-2)
Predicted Line:  DET by 1.5
Actual Line: DET by 2 


With these two teams currently occupying the #1 and #2 spots in total defense, most pundits are calling for a low-scoring defensive battle.  To me, that's just sloppy, lazy analysis.

To argue that these are the best two defenses in football is beyond asinine; it's ridiculous.  Neither of these defenses is even a top ten unit; in fact I would say both are below the line of average.  Not to say they don't have playmakers and solid run stuffers - they both do.  But neither of these teams has an NFL-caliber secondary, and the Lions just lost their best linebacker for the season due to a sack dance.  The cost of losing Tulloch can't go underestimated.

What this game comes down to should be simple:

Lions offense - B+
Lions defense - C+
Jets offense - D
Jets defense - C+

Detroit's offense has Calvin Johnson- the best damn player in the NFL - along with Reggie Bush, Golden Tate, Joique Bell, a very good offensive line (it's true!) and a QB who can get the ball to them. Oh, and a couple of worthless 1st round pick tight ends.

The Jets offense has no one to be afraid of.

With both defenses good but not great, and the Lions having a massive advantage in offensive personnel, the only way this game could go in favor of the Jets would be if Rex Ryan coaches the pants of Jim Caldwell.

Oh, wait.

Shit.

Let's say Jets 27-25.
(Over 44.5)

Bucs (0-3) @ Steelers (2-1)
Predicted Line: PIT by 7.5
Actual Line: PIT by 9


I know Tampa is abysmal and McCown is hurt, but I don't think Pittsburgh is good enough on either side of the ball to be favored by 9.  Couldn't Mike Glennon play the garbage-time game of his life and complete the backdoor cover easily?  He's playing for a job and a future contract, after all. Let's go Steelers 27-20.
(Over 45.5)

Dolphins (1-2) @ Raiders (0-3)
Predicted Line:  MIA by 3
Actual Line:  MIA by 4 


Stupid London games.  Dolphins 20-10.
(Under 40.5)

Jags (0-3) @ Chargers (2-1)
Predicted Line:  SD by 14.5
Actual Line:  SD by 13.5 


Jacksonville has lost by margins of 17, 31, and 27.   They rank dead last in both passing defense and rushing defense thus far.  All Blake Bortles has to do in his debut is not poop his pants and it'll be a success. Eh, what the heck, let's say Jacksonville covers.  Bolts 31-24.
(Over 45)

Falcons (2-1) @ Vikings (1-2)
Predicted Line: ATL by 4.5
Actual Line: ATL by 3 


Speaking of rookie debuts, Teddy Bridgewater gets his first start against an Atlanta team that just scored 95 points last Thursday.  And he likely never gets to play a game with Adrian Peterson in his backfield.  That guy's luck turned from incredible to horrible in a hurry.  Yikes. Falcons 26-6.
(Under 47)

Eagles (3-0) @ 49ers (1-2)Predicted Line:  SF by 3
Actual Line:  SF by 4.5

My upset special: Philly 27-17.
(Under 51)

Saints (1-2) @ Cowboys (2-1)Predicted Line:  NO by 3
Actual Line:  NO by 3

Some things are way too obvious.  Like Drew Brees against the Cowboys defense.  Saints 35-24.
(Over 54.5)

Pats (2-1) @ Chiefs (1-2)Predicted Line:  NE by 4.5
Actual Line: NE by 3

Upset Special part two.  Charles comes back in the big way, New England kicks lots of field goals.  KC 24-19.
(Under 46)

That's it for this week, Go Lions!!

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Week 3 Picks

Followed up a stunning 3-13 week with a 6-10 week, to bring me to 9-23 against-the-spread this season.  Thinking I might just quit here.  Also ended up 7-9 straight up, as underdogs won 7 games outright.  Peyton, Rodgers, and Brees are now 0-6 ATS and only 3-3 straight up.

I did manage to go 9-7 in over/unders, so at least I did something right.   I'm now 20-12 on the season in O/Us, and 15-17 straight up, which is pathetic.  If I can go on a run of being above .500 in about six straight weeks, I may consider not deleting this blog from existence.

Week 3 picks:

Bucs (0-2) @ Falcons (1-1)
Predicted Line:  ATL by 5.5

Actual Line: ATL by 6.5

Tampa has lost to QBs Austin Davis and Derek Anderson so far this year.  Common sense says they can't beat Matt Ryan.  But, Atlanta's defense can't be trusted to cover much of anything against a halfway comptent offense.  We're due for a big Vincent Jackson game.  Falcons 24-22.
(Over 45)

Packers (1-1) @ Lions (1-1)
Predicted Line:  GB by 2
Actual Line:  DET by 1 


As a general rule, the Lions should never be favored against Green Bay.  Even if it's only by one point.  I'll say Pack pull out a back-and-forth game, 37-33.
(Over 53)

Chargers (1-1) @ Bills (2-0)
Predicted Line:  SD by 1

Actual Line: BUF by 1 

Ryan Matthews was lost for about a month last week, as were about 15 other relevant fantasy players.  I don't think the Bolts will miss a beat.  I definitely could see a letdown after upsetting Seattle last week, but that seems less probable than Jim Schwartz coordinating the defense of a 3-0 team.   Chargers 27-23.
(Over 44.5)

Cowboys (1-1) @ Rams (1-1)
Predicted Line:  STL by 1.5
Actual Line:  DAL by 1 

Three straight games with a spread of 1 point.  Ugh.  I guess I have to take Romo and the Dallas offense to be able to outscore Austin Davis.  Plus DeMarco Murray is the odds-on favorite to lead the NFL in rushing at this point, especially with AP going to jail and Charles hurt. (And McCoy oddly being platooned with Darren Sproles).   Cowboys 44-34.
(Over 45)

Redskins (1-1) @ Eagles (2-0)
Predicted Line:  PHI by 6.5
Actual Line:  PHI by 6.5


How can you possibly pick against Kurt Cousins right now?!  I mean, yeah it was the Jags defense, but he put up a 109 QB rating with no mistakes last week.  That's good against anybody.  I actually want the Skins 29-26 in a dramatic comeback.
(Over 50.5)

Texans (2-0) @ Giants (0-2)
Predicted Line:  HOU by 3

Actual Line:  HOU by 2 

Copy-pasted from last week:
"After watching Eli Manning in person, I vow not to pick the Giants once this entire year.  What a pathetic sack of crap." 
Texans 24-6.
(Under 41)

Vikings (1-1) @ Saints (0-2)
Predicted Line:  NO by 12.5
Actual Line:  NO by 10.5


There could be no better remedy for the Saints - the most disappointing 0-2 team by far - than to finally get a home game against the drama-drenched Vikings who were forced to willingly bench their superstar player because of media outrage, highlight by losing a major sponsor (Radisson) and admonishment from the state's governor.   (Oh what a surprise, there's an election in 2 months)  

If AP indeed is gone for the year, consider Minnesota in full-fledged tank mode.  Saints enjoy a 38-6 bye week.
(Under 50)

Titans (1-1) @ Bengals (2-0)
Predicted Line:  CIN by 7

Actual Line:  CIN by 7

I never want to lay 7 points with Andy Dalton, but throw in the injury to AJ Green and it's not even close.  Bengals 20-16. 

(Under 43)

Ravens (1-1) @ Browns (1-1)
Predicted Line:  BAL by 1

Actual Line: BAL by 2 

Brian Hoyer looks pretty solid.  Browns 17-16.
(Under 42)

Colts (0-2) @ Jags (0-2)
Predicted Line:  IND by 12

Actual Line:  IND by 7 

Only 7? Really?  I mean, the Jags are losing by an average of 24 points per game so far, and the Colts are suddenly in desperation mode.   Can't make this line high enough.  Indy 44-10.
(Over 45.5)

Raiders (0-2) @ Patriots (1-1)
Predicted Line:  NE by 13

Actual Line:  NE by 14.5

The days of me trusting Tom Brady to cover large spreads are done.  Pats 26-20.
(Under 47)

49ers (1-1) @ Cardinals (2-0)
Predicted Line:  ARZ by 1

Actual Line:  SF by 3

Gotta take the points with the homedog in a division matchup.  San Fran's defense isn't the same without Navarro Bowman. Niners 23-21.
(Over 42.5)

Broncos (2-0) @ Seahawks (1-1)
Predicted Line:  SEA by 4.5
Actual Line:  SEA by 4.5


I could see a blowout happening either way in this Super Bowl matchup.  Guess I'll take the points.   Too bad this isn't the Sunday Night game.   Seahawks 27-26.
(Over 49)

Chiefs (0-2) @ Dolpins (1-1)
Predicted Line:  MIA by 3

Actual Line:  MIA by 4.5

Not only is Jamaal Charles out for KC with an ankle, but so is stud safety Eric Berry. And of course stud linebacker Derrick Johnson was lost for the season week 1.  That's their 3 best players.   I'm thinking maybe this spread should be higher.  Fins 27-13.
(Under 42)

Steelers (1-1) @ Panthers (1-1)
Predicted Line:  CAR by 2.5
Actual Line:  CAR by 3.5

Man, Cam Newton sure seems like a douche.  I would hate playing for that guy if I was on Carolina.  This spread seems a little off;  that half a point isn't making sense to me.  I guess Carolina 27-24.
(Over 42)

Bears (1-1) @ Jets (1-1)
Predicted Line:  CHI by 4

Actual Line:  NYJ by 2.5 

Speaking of spreads that make no sense .... huh?  How are the Jets favored?  What the heck am I missing?  Bears 23-13.
(Under 45.5)
  


Go Lions!  

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Week 2 Picks

With a 3-13 ATS record week one (8-8 straight up), that marks my single worst week of picking the games in 5 years.  I have just put myself in a hole I won't be able to climb out of all season.  I was 11-5 on over/unders if that counts for anything.

The strategy of siding with the top QBs backfired, as Rodgers, Peyton, Brees and Brady went 0-4 against the spread and 1-3 straight up.  Lots of stupid upsets and backdoor covers.  Nice job of Jay Cutler to lose a home game as a 7 point favorite.  Somehow I forgot what a loser he is.

One of the biggest stories nobody is talking about is the Chiefs losing their best defensive player Derrick Johnson for the season.  Their run defense just plummeted considerably and so did their already slim wildcard hopes.   Same goes for Houston, losing Clowney for 4 weeks, probably longer.

I also think it's a little self-righteous how everybody is trying to make an example out of Ray Rice, now calling for Goodell's job.  Yeah the guy is scum and deserves to be suspended for the year, maybe for life.  But let's not be naive;  he got caught on video doing what dozens of players do every year and get away with, because they aren't on video.  Goodell handled the situation terribly, but I don't think you fire a commissioner every time they mishandle a situation.  Unless he gets caught in some kind of cover-up scandal, which at this point appears quite possible.
*Edit - appears likely.

Here are the week 2 picks:

Steelers (1-0) @ Ravens (0-1)
Thursday Night
Predicted Line:  BAL by 1.5

Actual Line:  BAL by 3 

Instead of delving into the nuances of an unpredictable AFC North or discussing the disgusting Ray Rice situation  ... here's this instead.  This is why we love football.

Steelers 20-18.
(Under 44.5)

Lions (1-0) @ Panthers (1-0)
Predicted Line:  CAR by 1

Actual Line:  CAR by 3 

Cam Newton is apparently closer to probable than questionable at this point, which explains the spread.  With Cam's rib injury limiting his mobility and ability to throw the ball, and with Carolina's complete lack of offensive weapons, Detroit's piss-poor secondary has a chance to survive two weeks in a row without getting exposed.

Two quick sidenotes ...

1.  For your enjoyment - here is one of the worst sports articles I've ever read, comparing Calvin Johnson (the best WR in the NFL hands-down - maybe the best overall player - and a surefire first-ballot Hall of Famer) ...  to Kelvin Benjamin (who has played 1 game in the NFL, and by my count is maybe the 8th best receiver in the NFC South.)

2.  In case you were wondering what an ass Cam Newton is, watch this.  Not only are his body language and tone of voice completely dismissive and arrogant,  but the way he is wearing that hat suggests elite levels of doucherity.   Also, he can't seem to speak a coherent sentence.  He says over and over that he needs to be protected with Suh and Fairley, instead of from Suh and Fairley.  I understand misspeaking once...but saying it wrong 5 times in a row?  I am of the opinion that he's just an self-obsessed idiot.

Unfortunately, he's a pretty talented idiot, and worse yet, the Panthers have a great freaking defense.  If Detroit couldn't run the ball whatsoever against the crappy Giants (30 attempts, 76 yards, 2.5 YPC), how are they gonna run on Luke Kuechly and last year's #2 rushing defense?    Easy answer:  they're not.

But if Joe Lombardi and Caldwell neglect the 1st and 10 runs and commit to throwing the ball 60 times, Detroit can plan on racking up crazy yardage against a lousy secondary.  Stafford is clearly back to 2011 form;  after two stupid seasons of sidearm flicks and undisciplined mechanics (and an 11-21 record), you can already see a drastic and positive change in the Lions quarterback.  Credit Caldwell, credit Lombardi, credit Stafford himself.  Who cares.  The guy is on his way to an efficient and dominant season.  The sidearm didn't show up once Monday Night and that spells a playoff run.

Of course, the O-line needs to protect Matthew from a scary Panthers pass rush, and that won't be easy.  We won't have another turnover-free game.  But Calvin could easily top 150 yards again, and if Carolina chooses to double-team Megatron (which the Giants stupidly did not do to their own demise), that gives Ebron and Tate a chance to finally make some noise.    The one Lion who needs to step up is Joique Bell.  He looked like he spent a little too much time with Mikel LeShoure this offseason; another game full of those worthless 2 yard runs and the RB timeshare will be history.

Overall, I love the Lions chances to win their road opener.  There will be mistakes early and some adversity playing on the road, but they'll get it done in a comeback.  23-17.
(Under 43.5)

Dolphins (1-0) @ Bills (1-0)
Predicted Line:  BUF by 2
Actual Line:  MIA by 1 

Both teams won last week as huge underdogs.  Remarkably one of them will be 2-0.  I'd like to see it be Buffalo.   Bills 16-10.
(Under 43)

Jags (0-1) @ Redskins (0-1)
Predicted Line:  WAS by 7
Actual Line:  WAS by 6 


Redskins haven't shown to be good enough on either side of the ball to cover this many points.  Beware the Allen Hurns and Cecil Shorts combo!!   Skins win 26-24.
(Over 43.5)

Cowboys (0-1) @ Titans (1-0)
Predicted Line:  TEN by 3

Actual Line:  TEN by 3.5

Turns out the Cowboys D is as bad as advertised.  Tony Romo is much worse.  Holy crap was he bad.  Can I go back and change my 8-8 prediction for Dallas?  They aren't winning more than 4 games.   Philly might win the East at 6-10.

The Titans just beat up on the Chiefs;  I'm not gonna pretend like I watched a minute of that game, but hey, Jake Locker's numbers look very solid.  Good enough for me to start wondering if Tennessee might challenge Indy for the AFC South.  I'll go ahead and say Titans 37-27.
(Over 49.5)

Cardinals (1-0) @ Giants (0-1)
Predicted Line:  ARZ by 3

Actual Line:  ARZ by 3 

After watching Eli Manning in person, I vow not to pick the Giants once this entire year.  What a pathetic sack of crap.  Cardinals 28-0.
(Under 43)

Patriots (0-1) @ Vikings (1-0)
Predicted Line:  NE by 4.5
Actual Line:  NE by 3 


I knew I shouldn't have picked Brady to cover 6 points on the road.  How many times does he freaking have to dupe me into thinking he can still cover big spreads?!   Screw it;  Vikings win 27-26. The AFC East is Buffalo's division to lose!
(Over 49)

Saints (0-1) @ Browns (0-1)
Predicted Line:  NO by 5.5
Actual Line:  NO by 7 


I don't typically like the Saints outdoors, on grass, or against the AFC.  Brian Hoyer seems to know something about backdoor covers and inexplicably close contests.  I'm not feeling this spread at all.  Saints 24-20.
(Under 47.5)

Falcons (1-0) @ Bengals (1-0)
Predicted Line:  CIN by 4.5
Actual Line:  CIN by 5 


Massive overanalyzing of the matchups leads me to want to take Cincy to cover.  Their roster is so superior to Atlanta's.   But there is one simple fact compelling me to take Atlanta.

Matt Ryan > Andy Dalton

I will say Bengals 24-23.
(Under 48)

Rams (0-1) @ Bucs (0-1)
Predicted Line:  TB by 3

Actual Line:  TB by 6 

Apparently the Rams quarterback will be some guy named Austin Davis, with Shaun Hill out with a thigh injury.    All I can find out about Austin Davis is that he was undrafted in 2012 and cut from a couple practice squads.  Hmm ...  Also, Rams stud DE Chris Long is out for up to 2 months with ankle surgery.   So take the Bucs in a no-brainer, right?

Nah.  6 points for Josh McCown to cover doesn't seem right.  Plus, the Bucs D just got lit up by Derek Anderson and DeAngelo Williams.  No reason to think Zac Stacy can't rush for 130 yards and keep it close.  How about Tampa 24-20.
(Over 43.5)

Seahawks (1-0) @ Chargers (0-1)
Predicted Line:  SEA by 5.5
Actual Line:  SEA by 6 


I have a feeling I'm going to pick every single Seattle game wrong this season.  They are capable of blowing out anyone, but I have to think on the road they'll have some close calls.  I like San Diego this year and I'm sticking to what I think I know.  Bolts keep it close, but fall to 0-2.  Seattle 27-24 in OT.
(Over 44.5)

Texans (1-0) @ Raiders (0-1)
Predicted Line:  HOU by 3
Actual Line: HOU by 3 

Oakland is going to give the Giants a serious battle for the #1 pick.

Coincidentally, Houston plays the Giants next week, which means Ryan Fitzpatrick will be sitting at 3-0 ... and could be headed into this year's annual Highly-Improbable-Matchup-of-Undefeated-Teams.  Against his former team - the potentially 3-0 Bills!  Gotta love the drama!  

But just by virtue of Ryan Fitzpatrick being a road favorite, I'll say the Texans do not cover, and win 17-15.
(Under 39.5)

Jets (1-0) @ Packers (0-1) 
Predicted Line:  GB by 12.5
Actual Line:  GB by 8.5 

Looks like we're getting about 4 points of value on this spread because the national public watched Green Bay get beat up in Seattle.  They've now had a few extra days to prepare for possibly the worst roster in the NFL.  With Cobb, Nelson and Lacy all healthy, the Packers will score early and often. Green Bay 38-26.
(Over 46)

Chiefs (0-1) @ Broncos (1-0)
Predicted Line:  DEN by 10.5

Actual Line:  DEN by 13 

Despite the loss of Derrick Johnson and the horrid play of Alex Smith last week, I don't like laying this many points in a division game.  Broncos 37-27.
(Over 51.5)
*EDIT -- changed my mind.  Broncos 37-20.

Bears (0-1) @ 49ers (1-0)
Predicted Line:  SF by 4

Actual Line:  SF by 7 

Nice overreaction line to the Bears loss against Buffalo.  I'm all over that.  Niners 27-26.  Wouldn't be shocked to see Chicago pull the upset.
(Over 48.5)

Eagles (1-0) @ Colts (0-1)
Predicted Line:  IND by 3

Actual Line: IND by 3 

On Monday afternoon, LeSean McCoy left a 20 cent tip on a $60 bill at a restaurant in order to make a statement about the importance of good customer service. Apparently the waiter was rude and disrespectful.

I'm not sure how I feel about this.  Why 20 cents?  Why not 2 bucks?  10% would have still been a bad enough tip to make a statement.  I also would really like to know what was so disrespectful. Was the guy racist? Does he have a grudge against football players who bullied him in high school?  Or is he just a crappy waiter to everyone.  This story should be analyzed in greater detail - not for the controversy or drama, but because it's perplexing and fascinating.

I'll take the Colts 31-27.
(Over 54)


Go Lions!!

Monday, September 1, 2014

Week 1 Picks

My history of NFL picks: 

2009 - 67.3% - straight up 
2010 - 51.7% - against the spread (ATS)  
2011 - 54.3% ATS 
2012 - 50.4% ATS, 61.5% straight up   
2013 - 53.1% ATS, 66.0% straight up;  also 52.0% over/unders

Packers @ Seahawks
Thursday Night
Predicted Line:  SEA by 4
Actual Line:   SEA by 6 

In nearly every fantasy league, the Seahawks D/ST were the first to be drafted.  Likewise, Aaron Rodgers was a consensus top three fantasy quarterback.  But weirdly enough, I would not start either option in this matchup. (In fact, I picked up Ryan Fitzpatrick to start over Rodgers this opening week.  That's how much I don't want to play a QB against Seattle's secondary in Qwest Field.)  The combination of Earl Thomas and Richard Sherman should be able to eliminate any passing attack in the NFL, including Denver's, as we saw last February.  There's only one way to score on the Seattle defense, and that is to run the ball early and often.  

Thus, Green Bay figures to have a chance, due to the surprising emergence of Eddie Lacy.  (Who, interestingly, is the only running back from Alabama's dominant 2010 team to have any success in the NFL, while his highly-touted former teammates (Richardson and Ingram) have sucked).  With Lacy, the Packers can neutralize the historically good Seattle secondary by establishing a ground game early and forcing the safeties to play closer to the line of scrimmage. This opens up the play-action, where Rodgers is deadly.   

Green Bay's D, with newly acquired Julius Peppers alongside Clay Matthews, should be able to put pressure on Russell Wilson and keep Marshawn Lynch in check. I don't see Seattle scoring more than 20-24 points with their lackluster receivers.  (Unless Percy Harvin breaks a huge play or two).   I'm going to take the Packers in a bit of a shocker to kick off the season.  27-23.  
(Over 46) 

Saints @ Falcons
Predicted Line:  NO by 2.5 
Actual Line:  NO by 3 

I'll be picking against Atlanta for the majority of the season, at least until the public realizes how bad the Falcons defense is.  Most people think they'll bounce back into playoff form. I highly doubt it.  Sure, Julio Jones is back, and the offense won't be stagnant anymore.  But they ranked 32nd in rushing yards a season ago, and Steven Jackson didn't get any younger.  Devonta Freeman (impressive instincts and vision) will be solid someday, but it'll take too long for old-school Mike Smith to pull the plug on S-Jack's dwindling career.  

But the biggest issue at hand here is Drew Brees carving up a very poor Atlanta secondary.  Only Oakland allowed a higher QB rating last season, and only the Rams gave up a higher YPA.  And even the homer website The Falcoholic understands Atlanta doesn't have a pass rush.  They won't be able to pressure Brees, nor can they cover his receivers.  Long day for Atlanta's D, lots of mop-up duty for the Saints RBs.  New Orleans 35-20.  
(Over 51.5) 

Vikings @ Rams
Predicted Line: STL by 3 
Actual Line: STL by 4 

In the week one battle between Matt Cassel and Shaun Hill, there truly is no winner.  

Rams have the better coach, the better D by far, and homefield advantage. 

Vikings have Adrian Peterson ... and that's about it.   Sounds like a pretty even matchup.  I'll say Rams 20-17.  Go Shaun Hill! 
(Under 43.5) 

Browns @ Steelers
Predicted Line:  PIT by 7

Actual Line: PIT by 7 

There's nothing sexy about Brian Hoyer, but it was a smart decision to start him over Johnny Football, for many reasons.  The best reason is that his experience and instincts gives Cleveland a better chance to win some early games than Johnny learning on the fly and flipping everybody off.  Cleveland actually has the two best players in this game (Joe Thomas, Joe Haden) and with a healthy Ben Tate, they could things interesting.  

But Pittsburgh has a lot better depth and overall talent, not to mention superior coaching, quarterbacking, and homefield advantage. With Haden locking down Antonio Brown, Markus Wheaton could make a big name for himself early.  27-17 Steelers. (Over 41)  

Jaguars @ Eagles
Predicted Line:  PHI by 8.5

Actual Line:  PHI by 10 

That feels like too many points to give too early in the season.   Eagles settle for too many field goals and win 26-20.
(Under 53) 

Raiders @ Jets
Predicted Line:  NYJ by 5
Actual Line: NYJ by 5.5

I loved the Raiders decision to go with rookie QB Derek Carr over Matt Schaub.  (Interesting that Carr is the only rookie QB starting in week one, in a group that includes Bortles, Bridgewater, and Manziel.)  Not sure how much Oakland's decision had to do with Carr looking NFL-ready, or Schaub looking embarrassingly terrible.  Either way, I loved it.    The Jets suck too much on both sides of the ball to be favored by six points, even against Oakland.  I'll say Jets win 21-17. 
(Under 40) 

Bengals @ Ravens
Predicted Line:  BAL by 2

Actual Line: BAL by 1.5

A couple of woefully overpaid and underperforming quarterbacks, and two very solid defenses.  I'm gonna take the under (43).   And although I can't see many teams stopping the duo of Gio Bernard and AJ Green, I'm gonna go with Baltimore to win.  Favored by less than 2 points at home, the Ravens essentially open the season as disrespected home underdogs to their division rival.  That should play up enough motivation.   Baltimore 22-17.  
(Under 43) 

Bills @ Bears 
Predicted Line:  CHI by 6.5
Actual Line: CHI by 7 

Let's see if Jim Schwartz brought his trademark undisciplined stupidity to the Bills defense...  Yes, I'm thinking he did.  Anytime your center is screaming "I'll fucking kill you!" at your defensive end, you know it's gonna be a great season.  Also, EJ Manuel not being voted as a team captain is very indicative of trouble with the offense.  He's got a Josh-Freeman-esque-something-is-wrong-with-him vibe.  

As for the Bears, the defense is going to be terrible, but the offense is going to so good that it won't matter.  Forte, Marshall and Jeffery combine for 5 TDs, and the Bears roll 38-13. 
(Over 48.5)  

Redskins @ Texans 
Predicted Line:  WAS by 1.5
Actual Line: HOU by 3 

Two teams eager for a rebuilding.  Washington is finally done with Mike Shanahan's shenanigans of changing starting running backs every 45 minutes, and Houston is officially done with the Kubiak/Schaub Era, and ready to begin a new era under the terrifying Watt/Clowney twosome.    Our starting QBs here aren't all that exciting - Robert "Twitter" Griffin vs. Ryan "He Went To Harvard" Fitzpatrick."  But there is talent aplenty on both these teams, and a new excitement and hope, and solid running backs who will shoulder a big load all season.   

I'm anticipating a close contest that comes down to the wire.  Ultimately, RG3 will either be a hero or a goat.  I'm leaning toward goat.   Texans 26-24.
(Over 45) 


Titans @ Chiefs 
Predicted Line:  KC by 5.5
Actual Line: KC by 4 

The Titans have all kinds of potential to be the league's worst team this season.  I have them pegged at 5-11 because of a decent defense and easy schedule, but if Jake Locker flops in his make-or-break fourth season they could wind up 2-14 or worse.  It all hinges on Locker, the former #8 overall pick who is playing for a new contract. Unfortunately, he has no top-notch weapons surrounding him.  Justin Hunter is a quasi-intriguing 2nd year sleeper, Kendall Wright is a good possession guy, and Nate Washington is always good for a 60 yard TD once every two months ... but the running game is going to be awful with a couple of tortoises in Shonn Greene and Bishop Sankey. 

I think Locker would thrive in an Alex Smith or Russell Wilson situation, with a great running game and a coach who knows how to groom QBs. Locker has the athleticism to make a few plays a game.  But he can't carry a team as untalented as Tennessee to more than a handful of wins.   Jamaal Charles will have a big day here as Dwayne Bowe serves his one-game suspension.  Knile Davis will vulture a TD.   KC 27-20.  
(Over 43.5) 

Patriots @ Dolphins
Predicted Line:  NE by 3
Actual Line:  NE by 5.5 

With 83% of the betting on New England as 6 point road favorites, I am inclined to go the other way.  This line seems too high considering Tom Brady stopped being Tom Brady about four years ago, and his stats have steadily declined across the board.   But with Revis shutting down Mike Wallace and the Dolphins subpar O-line unable to contain the Pats front 7, I don't see Miami scoring much more than 13 or 17 points.  New England should be able to muster 24 points just by running the ball and Brady dumping it off to Vereen and Edelman.   I'll say Pats 26-17. 
(Under 47) 

Panthers @ Bucs
Predicted Line:  CAR by 1.5
Actual Line: TB by 2.5 

This is slated to be the lowest scoring game of the week, with the over/under set at 39 points.  With Carolina's astounding lack of offensive weapons and Cam Newton's myriad of injuries, combined with the Panthers fierce front 7 on defense, I am thinking I'll take the under.   Vincent Jackson should have a good game against Carolina's nonexistent DBs, while Doug Martin gets routinely stuffed at the line.  The Panthers' D will dare Lovie Smith to abandon the run and make Josh McCown beat them.  I think McCown will do just enough to win Lovie's debut.  Bucs 16-13.     Cue the Cam-Newton-is-a-whiner stories.   
(Under 39)

49ers @ Cowboys
Predicted Line:  SF by 2.5

Actual Line:  SF by 5 

Everybody in America seems in agreement that Dallas's defense could be historically bad this year, with the losses of Sean Lee and DeMarcus Ware.   Possibly true.  But there are a vast number of really bad defenses in the NFC this year (Falcons, Redskins, Giants, Bears, Vikings, Eagles, even the Lions), that I don't understand the microscopic focus on how bad Dallas will be.   What the Cowboys do have is an impressive cast of offensive weapons - Dez Bryant, DeMarco Murray, Jason Witten, and breakout candidate Terrance Williams  - to surround a competent and sometimes elite quarterback.  In other words, the Cowboys will give up a ton of points, but they'll also score a ton of points.  Are they really so different from Chicago and Philly?  

The Niners are in a bad spot right now, as Kaepernick looked terrible in the preseason, Aldon Smith is suspended for being an idiot, and Navarro Bowman is out for the foreseeable future.  This is too many points to give with a homedog, especially one with great backdoor cover potential.  Niners 26-24. 
(Under 51) 

Colts @ Broncos
Sunday Night

Predicted Line:  DEN by 6.5
Actual Line: DEN by 7.5 

Let's keep this analysis very simple: 

Denver's offense:  A++
Indy's offense:  A-
Denver's defense:  A-
Indy's defense:  D 

I love Andrew Luck as much as anybody, but there's no way he can match Peyton in this game.  Denver's defense can throw Von Miller, DeMarcus Ware, TJ Ward and Aqib Talib at Luck, who lacks a running game.   Peyton can rack up 5 TDs while mixing in a healthy dose of Monte Ball.  This will be the first of many blowouts for the Broncos. Denver 48-30.  
(Over 55) 

Giants @ Lions
Monday Night
Predicted Line: DET by 5
Actual Line: DET by 6 


I have the Giants going 3-13 and picking #1 overall next season, so clearly I don't think much of them.  But does Detroit really have the mental fortitude to be 6 point favorites against anybody in any situation?   Can we honestly trust the Lions secondary to not give up 250 yards to Victor Cruz?  Can we trust Matt Stafford to not go 2 for 12 on 3rd downs and throw a couple idiotic picks into coverage?   Can we trust Jim Caldwell to bring anything innovative or inspiring to this offense?   The answers at this point are 'no' to all those questions. 

On paper, Detroit should kick the crap out of the Giants, running all over them with Bell and Bush, sacking Eli a half-dozen times, completely shutting down the Giants sad little running game, and racking up 500 yards of offense, led by 200+ for Calvin.  Throw in a pick-six or two, and Kellen Moore should be able to play most of the 4th quarter while the Lions enjoy a 4-touchdown lead.   

But honestly, I see this game playing out more like this:  Lions go up 7-0 early, make lots of dumb mistakes and end up tied 10-10 at halftime when it should be 28-0, and then the defense shuts down Eli in the second half while Calvin takes over the game, and we end up with an underwhelming but somehow simultaneously convincing 27-10 win that never really feels as dominant as a 17 point win should feel.    
(Under 47) 

Chargers @ Cardinals
Monday Night

Predicted Line: ARZ by 3
Actual Line: ARZ by 3 

70% of bettors have San Diego pulling the road upset, but this game is much more complicated than Phillip Rivers > Carson Palmer. 

The Cardinals may have lost Darnell Docket and Daryl Washington this offseason, but they added Antonio Cromartie, who along with Patrick Peterson can shut down Keenan Allen and whoever else Rivers wants to throw to.  Ryan Matthews has to have a great game for San Diego to really have a chance. 


San Diego's D is better than most people think, but it doesn't have adequate answers for Fitzgerald, Ellington, and Michael Floyd.  Arizona is simply better on paper than the Bolts, and as long as Carson Palmer doesn't completely screw it up, they should be able to get the win at home.  I'll say 24-20. 
(Under 45) 


Go Lions!! 

Thursday, August 21, 2014

Over/Unders and Prop Bets

2014 predictions and prop bets.
(All spreads taken from Bovada)

Top Ten Team Over/Unders:

Atlanta Falcons
UNDER 8.5 wins
Why:  Defense is bad, division is tough, and not enough improvements since going 4-12.
Bet:  $30
Odds:  -150

Cincinnati Bengals
UNDER 9 wins
Why:  Andy Dalton, mostly.  And a tough first-place schedule.
Bet:  $25
Odds:  -125

Denver Broncos
OVER 11.5 wins
Why:  Elite quarterback, vastly improved defense.
Bet:  $50
Odds:  -105

Green Bay Packers
OVER 10.5 wins
Why:  Because Rodgers won't miss 7 starts this year.
Bet:  $60
Odds:  -115

Indianapolis Colts
OVER 9.5 wins
Why:  My unflappable allegiance to Andrew Luck.
Bet:  $30
Odds:  -115

New Orleans Saints
OVER 10.5 wins
Why:  Apparently I'm betting the OVER on all the great QBs.  Seems like a logical strategy.
Bet:  $30
Odds:  -125

New York Giants
UNDER 8 wins
Why:  Finally, an UNDER I can support.  I've got these fools pegged for 3 wins.  Eli sucks.
Bet:  $75
Odds:  -125

Oakland Raiders
UNDER 5 wins
Why:  Betting the UNDER on Oakland has never failed me yet.
Bet:  $30
Odds:  +110

Pittsburgh Steelers
OVER 8.5 wins
Why:  Mostly because of coaching, and improved O-line.
Bet:  $40
Odds:  -140

San Francisco 49ers
OVER 10.5 wins
Why:  I've just got a hunch they sweep Seattle, which guarantees they'll reach 11 wins.
Bet:  $20
Odds:  Even

Washington Redskins
OVER 7.5 wins
Why:  I believe in the RG3 comeback year.
Bet:  $30
Odds:  -125

And a couple team prop bets:

Who will finish 2014 with the worst regular season record?
  --NY Giants, at 25:1 odds.    Bet $30.  (Payout would be $750)

Division winners: ($20 each):
  --Washington to win the NFC East, at +375 odds
  --Panthers to win the NFC South, at +450
  --Steelers to win the AFC North at +200, I'll make this one $50
  --Colts to win the AFC South, at -200 odds.  Easy money.

Who will win the 2015 Super Bowl?
  --My pick, the Broncos, are the favorites, at 13:2 odds.   Make this bet $30.  
  --I'll also take the Packers at 10:1 odds and the Colts at 18:1, for $20 apiece.
  --And two longshots:  the Lions at 33:1 and Carolina, at 50:1, for $10 each.

Now onto individual player prop bets.  Let's say these are all $25 each unless otherwise noted.

Most Valuable Player:
  --Aaron Rodgers, 6:1 odds
  --Andrew Luck, 12:1
  --Robert Griffin III, 25:1, for $10
  --Johnny Manziel, 75:1 (just kidding)

Leads the NFL in rushing yards:
  --Andre Ellington, 40:1

Leads the NFL in receiving yards:
  --Antonio Brown, 16:1
  --TY Hilton, 40:1

Offensive ROY:
  --Sammy Watkins, 6:1
  --Mike Evans, 12:1  ($10)
  --Cody Latimer, 33:1  ($10)

Will Peyton Manning lead the league in passing yards, win MVP, and the Broncos win the Super Bowl?
  --Yes, at +2500 odds  ($20)

... 

Friday, August 15, 2014

Preseason Predictions, 2014

After a 7 month hiatus, I am back.  Hello football blog!

So I began my fantasy football research last week (about two months later than usual), and was shocked by how many skill position players changed teams.  Miles Austin, Steve Smith, James Jones, Emmanuel Sanders, Eric Decker, DeSean Jackson, Hakeem Nicks, Lance Moore ... did no middle-tier wide receivers remain on their team??  

Then there's the running backs, where I found names like Ball, Lacy, and Stacy in the top 10.  Seriously?  When did that happen?

Apparently 7 months of being an attentive dad and an avid fantasy baseball participant has affected my football IQ significantly.   There is a lot of catching up to do, and very few weeks until Week 1 kicks off.   Fortunately, I thrive under pressure, and I'm not afraid to make crap up.

Here are my preseason predictions:.

AFC EAST

  Patriots -- The addition of Revis more than offsets the loss of Aqib Talib, and two All Pros, Gronk and Mayo, should be back to full health...ish.  The big question mark, believe it or not, is Tom Brady.  Will he ever be a dominant offensive force again, or is he on the path of unmistakable regression?   Ask any sucker who owned him in fantasy over the last two years, and it's the latter.

Still, the Pats will win the AFC East for the 6th year in a row (and 11th time in 12 years), because of superior coaching, a great offensive line, a defense that retains four elite players (Wilfork, Mayo, Hightower, McCourtey) and now adds Darrelle Revis to the secondary, and above all, because a regressing Tom Brady with one hand tied behind his back is still twice as good as any other quarterback in the division.   Prediction: 11-5

  Dolphins -- Aside from Cameron Wake, Miami is a team devoid of talent.  Mired in a bullying scandal and mediocre quarterback play, their offense ranked in the bottom 7 in both yards and points last season. Mike Wallace proved to be a money-minded disappointment.  Aside from a few upgrades to the offensive line (ie. overpaying Branden Albert), basically nothing was done to improve the offense and give Ryan Tannehill some legitimate weaponry. Brian Hartline and Knowshon Moreno?  No defensive coordinator is going to fear that duo.

But again, the AFC East is lousy, and Miami's defense tends to keep them competitive, at least as long as Wake stays healthy.  Dion Jordan could have a breakout year.  The secondary is good, not great.  And who knows, maybe Tannehill will break out of his John Navarre slump and put the offense on his back.  Prediction:  7-9

  Bills -- Buffalo has long served as an AFC counterpart to the Lions, so it's fitting that they signed Jim Schwartz to run their defense.  He'll bring his wide-9 scheme and his smug arrogance to a Bills defense that lost its best player, safety Jairus Byrd, to free agency.  Schwartz does get to tinker with an outstanding defensive line that features Mario Williams, Kyle Williams, and Marcel Dareus, but a lousy back-seven will betray them, just as it often did in Detroit.

It's easy to fall in love with Buffalo's skill players on offense - the athletic young QB, the rookie phenom receiver, the quintessential running back tandem -  but I'm not buying too much E.J. Manuel stock just yet.  Surely Sammy Watkins will make Manuel a more effective passer, and improve his stats.  But just like Calvin & Stafford, or Green & Dalton, an elite wide receiver does not transform a mediocre quarterback into an elite quarterback.  He merely masks his weaknesses.  And E.J. Manuel does not appear to even be a mediocre quarterback; his rookie season indicates he falls into the 'well below average' tier.  So while I am buying Sammy Watkins stock all over the place, it won't be enough to make the Bills playoff contenders.  Prediction:  7-9

  Jets -- Geno Smith expects to be a top 5 quarterback by this time next year.  Dee Milliner already believes he is the best cornerback in the league.  (I'm assuming he means excluding the obvious names like Sherman, Peterson, Revis, Haden, etc...)  You gotta love that trademark Jets confidence.

However, their roster is the bleakest in a bleak division.  The three big name additions - Mike Vick, Chris Johnson, and Eric Decker - and just that: big names.  Vick is a trifecta of bad quarterback mojo (turnover prone, injury prone, and drama prone), the RB formerly known as Sonic is  a hollow shell of his former self, and Decker is just the latest reincarnation of Brandon Stokley/Austin Collie/Token White Receiver that Peyton Manning makes look good.

The Jets' defense boasts two absolute studs up front - Richardson and Wilkerson - but nothing in the secondary now that Cromartie is gone.  Rex Ryan has proven himself to be a great coach who can win games with minimal talent, but this might be the end of the line.  Prediction:  5-11

AFC NORTH

  Steelers --  Everybody and their brother is predicting a rebound year for both Roethlisberger and the Steelers.  I am too.  Mike Tomlin is easily a top five coach, the defense is retooled and loaded with young talent, and there's just something stupidly lucky about these assholes.

I like the low-risk additions to the offense (LeGarrette Blount, Lance Moore, Heyward-Bey), and I have Markus Wheaton pegged as a major fantasy sleeper (just like everyone else, which I suppose makes him no longer a sleeper).  The offensive line has gone from weakness to strength, especially with DeCastro and Pouncey finally both healthy in the middle.  Le'Veon Bell should have a nice year and allow Roethlisberger to do what he does best:  deep bombs on play action.    Prediction:  11-5

  Bengals -- On paper, Cincinnati has the most talented roster in the division, and maybe the second best in the AFC behind only Denver.  But it's that pesky quarterback position that means the most, and the $115 million redhead is painfully average.  He mixes phenomenal games with total stinkbombs, and unfortunately those stinkbombs tend to take place in the postseason.  Dalton falls into that Stafford/Cutler/Romo tier of quarterbacks who are surrounded by an elite cast of weapons, and have no excuses for not winning.   There isn't a better WR/WR/RB trio in the AFC than AJ Green, Marvin Jones, and Gio Bernard.

The defense is also stacked, but will miss D-coordinator Mike Zimmer, now the Vikings coach.  Geno Atkins is probably the best DT in football, and is flanked by stud linebackers Carlos Dunlap and Vontaze Bufict (who led the NFL in tackles in 2013). The secondary is pretty old and Leon Hall is trying to return from a major injury, so that could be Cincy's weak spot.  They also have to face a first-place schedule that includes Denver and New England.  Prediction:  7-9

  Ravens -- The Ravens are a sneaky bounce-back contender this year, despite being primarily known as the idiots who made Joe Flacco the highest paid player in the NFL.   While the majority of Baltimore's preseason press has gone to Ray Rice and his domestic violence situation, the focus should be on Baltimore's defense, which improved significantly when Ray Lewis and Ed Reed left.  A quartet of absolute stud defenders (Haloti Ngata, Terrell Suggs, Elvis Dumervil, Lardarius Webb) is now joined by rookie linebacker C.J. Mosley, a future star and the guy the Lions probably should have taken  in the 1st round instead of a backup tight end.  The Ravens defense will be good enough to keep them competitive in every game.

Which is important, because Joe Flacco, Ray Rice, and Steve Smith aren't scaring anybody.  Torrey Smith should have a solid year, and the return of Dennis Pitta (Flacco's favorite target) can't be underestimated.  But still, this offense will sputter a lot without a running game, and Flacco won't possibly be able to play well enough to escape the shadow of his preposterous salary.  Prediction:  9-7

  Browns --  The similarities between Tim Tebow and Johnny Manziel are well documented, in terms of hype and obnoxious media coverage, but the two couldn't be more different.  Tebow makes news for being pro-life and a virgin.  Manziel takes selfies with Justin Bieber.  Tebow is humble to a fault, virtuous to the point of nausea.  Manziel clearly loves himself, willfully inflates his own hype, and enjoys playing the villain.  Both Heisman winners had illustrious college careers and were drafted in the late first round, and both have glaring limitations (Tebow's arm, Manziel's size), but they have almost nothing else in common.  Except that they both annoy the crap out of me.

However, I actually rather like Johnny Football as a late-round fantasy flier.  He will pile up running yards, and tight end Jordan Cameron will finish the season as a top 3 player at his position.  But the suspension of Josh Gordon kills the offense, and Ben Tate won't stay healthy.  Terrance West is the running back to keep an eye on.

Cleveland does possess two of the best players in the NFL in LT Joe Thomas and CB Joe Haden, and an above average defensive line.  If Josh Gordon weren't suspended, I would see some decent sleeper potential here.   But it'll be a training wheels season for Johnny Football, with a few magnificent highlights scattered among lots of turnovers and sacks.   Prediction:  6-10

AFC SOUTH

  Colts --  There is a clear demarkation of the top 4 quarterbacks in the NFL right now:  Manning, Brees, Rodgers, and Brady.  But with 3 of those guys at older than 35, the obvious question is which young QBs will rise to elite QB status, and how soon?

Segueway to Andrew Luck, the logical successor.  There's no doubt Luck will one day take his place among the game's best quarterbacks.  But my assertion is that day will happen much sooner than most people think.  I'll say ... by about week 9 of this season.

Luck has all the tools, mental and physical, and his third season is the logical time for him to take the leap into superstardom.  By November, all the Mortensens and Schlereths and Grudens will be saying, "I'll tell you what guys, Andrew Luck just might be the best overall quarterback in the National Football League ... right now!"   Of course, that'll be an overreaction.  But not a drastic one.

As Luck distances himself from the RGs and Wilsons and Newtons, the Colts will keep on winning.  Who cares what the rest of the roster looks like.  Prediction:  12-4

  Texans --  It's fun to think of J.J. Watt and JaDaveon Clowney on the same defensive line, but last year's Texans went 2-14 because of inept offense, not defense.  They were 31st in scoring, they led the AFC in turnovers, and threw something like 25 pick-sixes.   Replacing Matt Schaub with Ryan Fitzpatrick doesn't solve those problems.  Arian Foster and Andre Johnson are a few years removed from their primes.  Things won't be pretty for the Texans offense.

But their defense alone will win them a lot more than 2 games. Watt and Clowney will cause all kinds of havoc, and the secondary is good enough to take advantage.  Jonathan Joseph could be in for an All Pro year thanks to all the pressure his DEs will create.  The linebackers are also good, led by Brian Cushing and Brooks Reed.  This team is much better than their 2-14 record.  How far can they go with Fitzpatrick and a rookie head coach?  Prediction:  7-9

Titans --  I don't think there's a team in the NFL with less star power than the Titans.  No big names, no interesting stories, not even a fantasy player in the top 20 at any position.  Rookie running back Bishop Sankey will get lots of sleeper buzz, because he's a rookie with a lock on the starting job.  But it only took me 30 seconds on youtube to identify him as a slow plodder.  Yeah, he'll score from the 2 yard line a few times and get 60 yards per game on 20 carries, but he's not the breakout star anyone is looking for.

Nobody on this team is interesting.  Lots of B and C talent, but no A players.  Not a one.  I suppose Jake Locker could stay healthy and show everybody why he was considered the no-doubt #1 overall pick so many years ago. But I'm not holding my breath on that.  Prediction:  5-11

  Jaguars - The perennially boring Jaguars finally found the cure to NFL anonymity.  They got themselves a quarterback battle.  Blake Bortles vs. Chad Henne!  I even heard VanPelt talking about it on the radio today.

Hopefully Bortles will win the job early and make Jacksonville at least watchable.  Last year they simply did not belong among the other 31 NFL teams.  They were dead last in so many statistical categories I can't even begin to list them.

Admittedly, their defense is a solid C+.  But the offense grades lower than an F.  Maybe like a Q. Somehow, I don't see Toby Gerhart being the magical elixir.   Prediction:  3-13

AFC WEST

  Broncos --
Barring an injury to Peyton Manning, Denver is a lock to win at least 12 games again, and maybe more.  The defense added DeMarcus Ware, Aqib Talib, and T.J. Ward, all of whom are among the best at their respective positions.   Ware and Von Miller form a pass rushing duo that may actually be the best in the AFC, which is a high compliment considering the competition (Baltimore's Suggs/Dumervil; Houston's Watt/Clowney).

The Peyton Manning Machine will continue to score at will, and could actually be better.  Emmanuel Sanders figures to be an upgrade over Eric Decker, and former All Pro tackle Ryan Clady returns after missing the entire season with an injury.  Both Thomases (Demaryius and Julius) will be top 3 fantasy players at their positions, and Sanders and Wes Welker will be solid producers, along with Monte Ball.  Keep an eye on Cody Latimer, the rookie from Indiana.  Neither John Fox nor Peyton Manning have much history utilizing rookies, but they didn't draft Latimer in the 2nd round for him to ride the bench.

Both sides of the ball are stacked, and it's Super Bowl or bust.  Prediction:  13-3

  Chiefs -- Following an improbable jump from 2-14 to 11-5, history tells us Kansas City is bound to regress.  Especially with a decidedly non-elite quarterback in Alex Smith.   Of course, KC has one of the game's most dynamic playmakers in Jamaal Charles, and some A+ players on defense in Eric Berry and Tamba Hali.  But there are quite a few negatives that lead me to believe the Chiefs are not headed back to the postseason.

For starters, last year's #1 overall pick Eric Fisher is already shaping up to be a bust.  Their best lineman, Branden Albert, went to Miami, and hybrid RB/WR Dexter McCluster went to Tennessee. Defenses will be able to put 8 or 9 in the box and bottle up Charles, and Alex Smith simply doesn't have the arm to make them pay.  So that's the first problem.

The other big problem is cornerback.  The Chiefs have nothing to speak of at this marquee position.  While they have great safeties and great pass rushers and great inside linebackers (Derrick Johnson), they've got nobody who really belongs as a CB2, let alone a CB1.  With a more difficult schedule (the AFC West has the misfortunate of drawing the NFC West) and some key losses this offseason, the Andy Reid magic is quickly going to wear off in KC.  Prediction:  8-8

  Chargers -- San Diego finished strong last season, winning 5 of 6 games to snag a wildcard berth, and then trouncing the Bengals in the first round.  They even gave the Broncos a close contest.  Something about Keenan Allen rejuvenated Phillip Rivers (or maybe it was being free from Norv Turner). I like the efficiency of San Diego's offense, with Matthews and Woodhead complementing each other well and a spread-the-ball-around philosophy.  Ladarius Green will emerge as a stud tight end once Antonio "Game Time Decision" Gates starts missing action.  Green is clearly of the Jimmy Graham mold - a wide receiver's skill set in a tight end's body.

Defensively the Bolts are quite average.  Some good young talent in Corey Liuget and Melvin Ingram, and a top-notch playmaking safety in Eric Weddle.  Last year they ranked 23rd in yards allowed and 23rd in sacks;  also 23rd in takeaways.  They struggled in all aspects, ranking 28th against the run in terms of YPC, and 28th against the pass in terms of opponent's QB rating.

As mentioned, they'll have the NFC West on the docket, along with Denver twice, so best case scenario would be maybe 10 wins.   Prediction:  9-7  

  Raiders -- Yikes.   Do I really need to say anything more than "Matt Schaub" ?

I did like their 2014 draft class. Khalil Mack will be a stud pass rusher, and Derek Carr (2nd round) could potentially be a franchise quarterback in 2015.   But this year, they'll be unwatchable.  Prediction:  4-12

AFC Playoffs:
Broncos (13-3)
Colts (12-4)
Pats (11-5)
Steelers (11-5)
Ravens (9-7)
Chargers (9-7) 

The rest: 
Chiefs (8-8)
Texans (7-9)
Bengals (7-9)
Dolphins (7-9)
Bills (7-9)
Browns (6-10)
Titans (5-11)
Jets (5-11)
Raiders (4-12)
Jags (3-13)

AFC Championship:  Broncos over Steelers 

NFC EAST 

  Eagles --  NickFolean Dynamite took the Chip Kelly brand of offense to new heights last season, with an insane 27-2 TD to INT ratio.  Of course that won't be replicated, but Foles did have a reputation coming out of college as a smart decision maker with an accurate arm.  However, let us be cautious, because Josh Freeman once had a 25-6 TD to INT ratio, and we know how that turned out.  Outliers exist; Foles is not a surefire franchise stud QB.  Yet.

But Philly is reasonably optimistic about their chances of ruling the NFC East.  They have a dominant rushing attack (maybe the NFL's best), they experienced addition by subtraction when two selfish distractions (Mike Vick and DeSean Jackson) went elsewhere, and they fine-tuned to adjust to Kelly's speed-driven offense, with the addition of Darren Sproles and the increased use of athletic tight end Zach Ertz.  Of course, a healthy year of Jeremy Maclin will help tremendously too.

The defense isn't nearly as good as the Philly offense, but it's adequate.  Walterfootball.com writes, "the Eagles are the best team in the worst division in football." Probably true.  Prediction: 10-6 

  Redskins --  It's en vogue for football writers to refuse to use Washington's nickname, and instead always refer to them as 'the football team from Washington DC.' Personally I'm not offended by the moniker.   I don't know anyone who is.  Someday it'll change to something safe, like the Washington Hogs, and that'll be a good thing, but for now I'm fine with it.  I find the Cleveland Indians to be more offensive, or at least more idiotic, since Native Americans have nothing to do with India.

Anyway, RG3 is finally, actually, really healthy, and now has the speedy diva DeSean Jackson to throw to, along with favorite targets Jordan Reed and Pierre Garcon, and also new addition Andre Roberts.  That is a very solid quartet of options, and Alfred Morris should thrive in the RB1 role now that the disaster of Mike Shanahan is finally gone.  I italicize 'finally,' because Shanahan was fired about four years later than he should have been.  His misuse of offensive strategy was borderline senile.

This team is a huge candidate for a bounce-back season.  I'm a big fan of new coach Jay Gruden.  The defensive line is good (led by Brian Orakpo, when he's not playing Scrabble with cavemen, and Ryan Kerrigan), but the secondary is suspect at best.  The Skins ranked 31st in scoring defense last season, and also 31st in passing defense in terms of YPA.  Almost a mirror image of Philly - great offense, bad defense.  Both have pretty easy schedules; except Washington gets Tampa and Minnesota, where Philly gets the Packers and Panthers.  Prediction:  10-6 

  Cowboys -- The annually overrated Cowboys have flipped the script; this year, everybody hates them.  I haven't seen a single analyst peg them for more than 7 wins.  Many people predict an early Jason Garrett firing, the team quitting completely, and a top 3 draft pick resulting in Jameis Winston or Marcus Mariota.  That certainly could happen.  After all, the Cowboys defense was historically bad in 2013 (they allowed 300 yards more than the 31st ranked team), and now is without DeMarcus Ware.

But, they still might have the best quarterback in the division.  Call me crazy, but I believe in Tony Romo as an above-average regular season quarterback, and think he can single-handedly win 6 or 7 games.  Throw in a solid supporting cast - Dez Bryant, Jason Witten, DeMarco Murray, fantasy sleeper WR Terrence Williams - and that offense could carry their awful defense to a mediocre season.

Will that be enough to save Garrett's job?  Very doubtful.  But let's not give them a top 5 pick just yet.  Prediction:  8-8 

  Giants -- With 27 picks and 39 sacks, Eli Manning was arguably the worst quarterback in the NFL last season.  He ranked in the top 12 in attempts, but finished 35th in QB rating, behind Brandon Weeden, Christian Ponder, Matt Schaub, and other schmucks.  He was simply horrendous.

Nothing happened over the offseason to make me think the Giants can rebuild.  Tom Coughlin has been treading water thanks to a couple fluky Super Bowls for a long time, and this year could finally be the end of his run. (And Eli's).  I see the previously detailed Dallas scenario occurring for the Giants; 1-5 against the division, 0-4 against the NFC West, 2-2 against the AFC South, and losses to Atlanta and Detroit.  That's a top 2 pick and a new franchise quarterback. Where will Eli head in 2015?  Prediction: 3-13  

NFC NORTH

  Packers -- Still the favorites in the North, the Packers will go as far as Aaron Rodgers takes them.  They are no longer stacked with All Pros on defense like they were a few years ago, but they did acquire 34 year old Julius Peppers, to rush the passer opposite Clay Matthews.  That's pretty frightening.  The rest of the defense is very blah.

But Rodgers is armed with weapons - Jordy Nelson, Randall Cobb (now healthy), a few random guys who he will turn into fantasy darlings, and a revamped running attack led by Eddie Lacy.  Also tackle Bryan Bulaga returns from an ACL injury.  I suppose I could go on and on, but you already know Rodgers is one of the best QBs in the NFL, so it goes without saying...  Prediction:  13-3 

  Bears --  Any impartial predictor would have to put Chicago ahead of Detroit, because of superior coaching, more balanced offense, and the fact that they haven't been fostering a culture of ineptitude for 6 decades.  Plus, I have seen Matt Stafford and Jay Cutler both play a lot of games, and there's no doubt in my mind I would rather have Cutler.  I strongly dislike them both, but Cutler is the better QB when it comes to winning games.  

Chicago's defense is terrible - 30th in yards allowed, 30th in points allowed, 32nd in rushing yards, 32nd in sacks, 25th in third-down conversions, 20th in takeaways - so they aren't a threat to Green Bay as far as winning the division.  They'll almost certainly finish between 7 and 9 wins.  But there isn't a better WR tandem in the NFL than Marshall and Jeffery, and not a better trio of weapons than those two plus Forte.  The two games between the Bears and Lions will likely determine a Wildcard berth.  Prediction:  9-7 

  Lions -- The good news:  Jim Schwartz is finally gone.  His poisonous personality slowly permeated the entire roster, and dictated the style of play on the field.  Lazy, angry, entitled, bratty, a complete lack of discipline.  Hopefully that stench will be quickly forgotten.

The bad news:  when Jim Caldwell tried to coach without Peyton Manning operating as his quarterback (and actual coach), he helplessly watched the Colts begin the year 0-13, losing by an average of 16 points.  So pardon me for having a memory that exceeds two years, but I am not buying into the "Caldwell has changed the Lions culture, he's a winner, he preaches excellence, no screwing around on his watch..." hype.  Any coach who loses 13 straight games is missing something.

With two new coordinators, both completely unproven in those roles, and a D+ secondary, it's just tough to be overly optimistic about this team.  Heck, even the kicker sucks.

I can try to talk myself into it.  Golden Tate and Eric Ebron will take attention off Calvin Johnson, the two-headed rushing attack of Bush & Bell will be unstoppable, Pettigrew can focus on blocking, and for the first time EVER- the offensive line is a strength!  Everything could finally click for Matt Stafford under the tutelage of some guy named Lombardi who turned Drew Brees into a record-shattering superstar!!  

But try as I might, I just can't talk myself into it.  Sidearm Stafford has let me down too many times.  His poor mechanics are under the constant scrutiny of talking heads, but it goes far beyond the stupid sidearm and bad footwork.  He's just not a winner, or a leader.  He doesn't have the "it" factor - call it poise, moxie, swagger, confidence, guts, whatever.  Sure, we've seen flashes of it:  the Browns 38-37 game as a rookie, and the marvelous jump-over-the-pile finish to beat the Cowboys last year. But a couple isolated instances does not an elite quarterback make.  He visibly isn't prepared to face certain blitzes and coverages, and his decision-making ability has not improved since his rookie season. Not to mention, his athleticism stinks.  He's slow, clumsy, awkward on his feet.  Those one or two plays a game when he needs to escape the pocket and create some time with his legs, he's completely unable to do it. Sure, Peyton and Brady are purely pocket passers with no athleticism, but they're in their late 30s.  Stafford is 26.  He has no excuse for being so fat and out of shape.  He's a professional athlete for crying out loud!

As far as the defense, we can expect more of the same.  It all centers around Suh:  constant double-teams, a few WWF bodyslams, a suspension, plenty of personal fouls, but overall elite play which anchors an above average defensive line.  The linebackers are nothing to scoff at - DeAndre Levy and Stephen Tulloch are both underrated and consistent tacklers, and Levy is fantastic in coverage.  But it's the secondary, once again, that stands out as the weak link.  Chris Houston is gone, Delmas is gone, and the signing of somebody called Ihedigbo isn't enough.  There isn't a cornerback on this roster who belongs as a CB2, let alone a CB1.  With 4 games against Cutler and Rodgers and the weapons they have, Lord help us.

Did I mention yet that David Akers sucks?

Fortunately, our schedule includes the AFC East, along with the Giants and Cardinals, and two games against Minnesota.  Worst-case scenario, we should be able to scrap together a respectable 7 wins.  If we can go 2-2 against the NFC South and 2-2 against the Packers & Bears, we ought to be able to snag a Wildcard with 9 or 10 wins.

Detroit has the talent, it's just a few dumb plays here and there that create those losses.  Could this be the year they finally discover the cure for stupid?  Probably not.  Prediction:  8-8 

  Vikings --  For most of the 2013 season, it seemed a foregone conclusion that the #1 pick would result in Teddy Bridgewater.  Then, the Combine and Pro Day and Mel Kiper took over, and everything changed.  Clowney went 1st, Bortels was the top QB, and Bridgewater freefell all the way to the LAST pick in the 1st round, where the Vikings swooped into Seattle's spot and grabbed the Louisville phenom.

Bridgewater seems to be the complete package:  solid arm, solid size, solid athleticism, solid brain.  He doesn't do anything at an elite level, but has no glaring weaknesses.  Best case scenario, he seems like a slightly slower Donovan McNabb, but with probably a better attitude.  Of course, it'll take him a while to adjust to the NFL, as it does with all rookie QBs.  Bridgewater has the luxury of playing with the best running back since Barry Sanders, though, and can hand the ball to AP anytime he wants.  Patterson and Rudolph give him a few good young targets also, and he has an anchor in left tackle Matt Kalil.  Really, this is a solid situation Teddy is stepping into.

The defense doesn't appear to be all that talented, save for stud safety Harrison Smith and youngsters Anthony Barr and Sharrif Floyd.  But new head coach Mike Zimmer has earned a reputation for creating great defenses with unknown players.  With the learning curve of a rookie QB and a rookie coach, you can't expect too much.  Prediction:  6-10  

NFC SOUTH

  Saints --   With Bountygate finally behind them, the Saints are back to being legit Super Bowl contenders, despite playing in a brutal division.  I could almost copy-paste what I wrote about the Packers here, and substitute Brees for Rodgers. Any team with a top 4 quarterback should be expected to win at least 10 games, probably more.  With Graham, Colston, Kenny Stills, and rookie Brandin Cooks (with the famous 4.33 40 time), Brees will have plenty of weapons to offset the loss of safety valve Darren Sproles.  Khiry Robinson might give the Saints a legitimate running attack, while Mark Ingram's corpse rots away.

The Saints' D is sneaky good this year, with Jairus Byrd brought in to play next to safety Kenny Vaccaro, the 2013 1st rounder.  This is probably the NFL's best safety duo outside of Seattle.  Also, Cameron Jordan (one of the many players the Lions should have taken instead of Nick Fairley) is a stud defensive end.  Prediction:  12-4 

  Panthers --   After an uninspiring 1-3 start, Cam Newton carried Carolina on an 11-1 stretch to win the division last season.  Now many pundits are predicting decline for the Panthers, who lost their entire receiving corp, a few key offensive lineman, and three-fourths of their secondary.

No doubt their roster is thin, but they have a top 10 QB who is closing in on top 5-6 range, and one of the best defensive front-7's in football, with All Pro Luke Kuechly in the middle, and DEs Charles Johnson and Greg Hardy combining for 26 sacks.  The Panthers D was #2 overall in terms of both points allowed and yards allowed last season, trailing only the Seahawks in both categories. During their crazy 11-1 stretch, they only allowed more than 20 points on one occurrence, against New Orleans.

With a brand new secondary, you can expect the defense to decline a little.  And with no proven weapons for Cam Newton to distribute the ball to, except for slow tight end Greg Olsen, the offense will probably regress as well.  They still have plenty of elite talent, but very little depth, and a brutal first-place schedule that includes a three-game stretch of Green Bay, Seattle, then New Orleans. Prediction:  9-7 

  Falcons --  While everyone seems to be expecting the 12-4 Panthers to miss the playoffs, many are penciling the 4-12 Falcons into the postseason, all in the name of unpredictable parity.  I know Julio Jones was hurt and now he's back, but is he really worth 5 or 6 wins over the course of a season? Of course not.

Atlanta used the #6 pick on left tackle Jake Matthews, which was a steal, and they added a couple other decent pieces to the O-line to protect Matt Ryan.  I do like Matty Ice, always have, but I can't help but wonder if his best days are behind him?  I mean, 4-12 is a pretty inexcusable record for any QB who wants to be taken seriously.  I don't care who was hurt. Also, Tony Gonzalez retired this past offseason.  On some level, that matters too.

Atlanta's defense was bad last year (27th in both yards and points allowed) and lost their best player, Sean Weatherspoon, to an Achilles injury in June.  They added some low-risk, low-salary pieces to the defense, but nothing that will allow them to slow down Brees and Newton within their division.  They will win more than 4 games for sure, but I don't see them even coming close to returning to 2012 form, when they went 13-3.     Prediction:  6-10

  Bucs --  I am too lazy to ever remember how to spell Buccaneers,  and I'd really like it if Tampa would just change their official name to the Bucs.

Tampa is definitely a darkhorse playoff contender under Lovie Smith.  Josh McCown (AKA Ivan Drago) has Vincent Jackson, rookie Mike Evans, a healthy Doug Martin, and a B+ offensive line to work with, and the defense did an adequate job of replacing Revis with Titans stud Alterraun Verner.  Lovie also managed to sign DE Michael Johnson (21 sacks in the last 3 years with Cincy)  to play next to recent 1st rounders Gerald McCoy and Adrian Clayborn.  The best player on Tampa's D, and probably entire team is stud middle linebacker Lavonte David.  If that name sounds familiar, it's because I was rooting for the Lions to take him in the 2nd round in the 2012 draft.  They had a chance with pick 54, but passed up on the Nebraksa product who quickly developed into a 1st team All Pro ... because how could we pass up Ryan Broyles?  Prediction:  8-8 

NFC WEST

  Seahawks -- No good reason to think Seattle couldn't repeat as champs, except that there are quite a few solid contenders who may be just as good as them.    The Seahawks definitely carved out a unique and specific niche in the NFL:  overpowering secondary, run-first offense, smart quarterback who doesn't do too much.  Their offense ranked 2nd in rushing attempts and 31st in passing attempts, and they led the NFL in turnover margin at +22, which was an amazing 8 points better than the next best ratio in the NFC, Carolina with +14.  (Worst in the NFC?  Lions, at -12.  Go Stafford!)  


Without question, there isn't a better secondary than Seattle's, nor is there a better homefield advantage.  If their defense isn't the NFL's best, it's definitely in the top 3.  They were 1st defensively in yards allowed, 1st in points allowed, 1st in takeaways, 1st in interceptions, 1st in opponent passer rating (63.4!!), and 1st in opponents YPA.   In most of these categories, there was not a close second.

Seattle lost a handful of starters, 5 of them by my count, but none were irreplaceable. And don't discount the fact that Percy Harvin returns for a full season.   The schedule is pretty easy, with the NFC East and AFC West, but the division is difficult and bonus games are against Aaron Rodgers and Cam Newton.  Prediction:  11-5. 

  49ers --  The Niners and Seahawks play each other weeks 13 and 15, and these two games will absolutely determine which team gets a bye in the playoffs.  No disrespect to the Cardinals, who are the best 3rd best team in any division.  But San Fran is as stacked as Seattle, albeit in difference areas.

Overall, the 49ers offense is slightly better than Seattle's, with Vernon Davis and Crabtree and a trio of capable running backs in Gore, Hyde, and Lattimore.  The offensive line is possibly the NFL's best, and Kaepernick is a freakish athlete, who could be harnessed into an unstoppable QB force, circa Michael Vick Madden 2004.

San Fran's defense is understandably a step behind Seattle's, especially with Aldon Smith's inexplicable need to get arrested.  (Seriously, $4.5 million a year and you're making bomb threats at the LA airport?)  Justin Smith is still elite, and the inside linebackers are still the NFL's best duo by far, although Navarro Bowman won't be back from ACL surgery until mid-season.  The Niners have the same schedule as Seattle, except they get Chicago & New Orleans instead of Green Bay & Carolina, which is dead equal in difficulty.  So as mentioned, weeks 13 and 15 will determine the division winner.  On a hunch, I'm giving both games to San Fran.  Prediction:  13-3

  Cardinals -- Despite being quarterbacked by Carson Palmer, Arizona could make another run at double-digit wins.  The offensive line has gone from legendarily bad to above average, the running game progressed from morbid Rashard Mendenhall to electric Andre Ellington, and Larry Fitzgerald gets to play opposite breakout-candidate Michael Floyd and the sometimes flashy Ted Ginn.  This is the best offense Arizona has possessed since the Kurt Warner days, by far.

Unfortunately the defense - which was poised to be elite - has taken some huge steps back. Pro Bowl linebacker Daryl Washington is suspended for the year for drugs and stupidity, and solid DE Darnell Docket is lost for the year with an ACL.  Also, Karlos Dansby signed with Cleveland, after having possibly the best season of his 10 year career.  That's three big blows to the league's #1 rushing defense.

But they still have DE Calais Cambell, one of the best 3-4 DEs in football, and they still have Patrick Peterson, quite possibly the best CB in football.   New addition Antonio Cromartie joins the Honey Badger to create the best trio of cornerbacks in football.  From my perspective, Peterson and the Badger will make Arizona one of the most consistently entertaining teams to watch this season.

But with four games against elite division rivals, the Cards are going to have to win at least 3 of those to have a shot at a Wildcard.  I don't have that much confidence in Carson Palmer.  Prediction:  8-8 

  Rams --  If you look up the word "understatement" in the dictionary, it says:  Sam Bradford hasn't played well enough to justify his 6 year, $78 million rookie contract.   He has been given numerous chances by the Rams - despite injuries, amidst new coaches and coordinators, and with a barrage of 1st round draft picks and marquee free agents aimed at protecting him and giving him new weapons.  Sadly, Bradford just isn't going to get it done at the NFL level;  even if he stays healthy this year, he's not going to magically transform into a top 10 quarterback.

But, the offense does have some hope.  Zac Stacy was a brilliant revelation last season, as was Tavon Austin.  Kenny Britt was a nice low-risk signing with huge potential.  LT Jake Long is a stud, and 2nd overall pick Greg Robinson will contribute right away to protecting the QB.  But with 6 games against elite NFC West defenses, Bradford is in for another year of mediocrity.

Defensively, Jeff Fisher has built a freakish machine up front.  DEs Robert Quinn (19 sacks) and Chris Long (9 sacks) are joined by rookie 1st rounder Aaron Donald, who lines up next to 2012's #14th overall pick, Michael Brockers.   The Rams were 3rd in sacks and 1st in forced fumbles a year ago;  expect more of the same.  The secondary stinks, but fortunately there isn't an elite passing offense in the run-first NFC West.

The bad news: the Rams are the 4th best team in a brutal division.  If they were in the AFC, they could absolutely contend for a wildcard spot.  The good news:  the Rams lead the NFL in gay players.  So there's that.  Prediction:  6-10 

*Update: Bradford gone for the year with another ACL injury.  Shaun Hill to start.  

On the field, this doesn't affect the Rams offense as drastically as many think.  The greater impact is on morale, for both players and fans.  Any semblance of hope, as far-fetched as it was, is now dashed.  In a bad division, sure, Shaun Hill might just go 9-7.  But the 2014 NFC West has potentially the best quartet of defenses any division has ever had. Not a good time to lose your franchise quarterback; not a good time to be Jeff Fisher.   I will stand by the 6-10 prediction (Shaun Hill is smart and steady and moves the chains), but I won't be shocked if a total emotional collapse leads to a 2-win season.  After all, within 30 minutes of the news about Bradford's ACL, every Rams fan started thinking about Mariota, Hundley, and Winston.  This is the most anticipated QB class since the Luck/Locker draft that never was; I expect full-blown tanking to begin by week 9.  

NFC Playoffs:
49ers (13-3)
Packers (13-3)
Saints (12-4)
Eagles (10-6)
Seahawks (11-5)
Redskins (10-6) 

The rest:
Bears (9-7)
Panthers (9-7)
Bucs (8-8)
Lions (8-8)
Cowboys (8-8)
Cardinals (8-8)
Rams (6-10)
Vikings (6-10)
Falcons (6-10)
Giants (3-13) 

NFC Championship:  Packers over 49ers 

Super Bowl Pick:  Broncos over Packers,  31-27.  


Other predictions ...

MVP - Aaron Rodgers
D-MVP - Patrick Peterson
Offensive ROY - Sammy Watkins
Defensive ROY - Clowney
Coach of the Year - Jim Harbaugh
Comeback Player of the Year - 3-way tie between Gronk, Harvin, and Doug Martin ... If I have to pick one, I'll go with Gronk
1st Coach Fired - Dennis Allen, Raiders

Top 3  picks in 2015:

1. Giants -- QB Brett Hundley, UCLA
2. Jags -- QB Jameis Winston, FSU
3. Raiders -- QB Marcus Mariota, Oregon

That's all I got.
Go Lions!