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Sunday, August 29, 2010

August 29 Power Rankings

With just 10 days til opening kickoff, here are my late August NFL Power Rankings.

1. Indianapolis Colts.
It's a league dominated by quarterbacks, and they have the best one. And he has the most weapons he's ever had. No stopping Peyton this year.
June prediction: 12-4. August prediction: still 12-4.

2. Dallas Cowboys.
They could easily have six Pro Bowlers on offense and six more on defense. Talent galore. Biggest concern is a tough schedule.
June prediction: 12-4. August, 13-3.

3. New England Patriots.
I think Tom Brady still has one more great season in him, and Welker appears to be 100%. That should mean double digit wins once again, despite a sub-par defense.
June: 12-4; August: 12-4

4. Baltimore Ravens.
Injuries in the secondary are the only thing that kept me from ranking them #2. Three All Pros on defense and at least five Pro Bowlers on offense.
June: 13-3; August: 12-4

5. Green Bay Packers
Aaron Rodgers is an elite fantasy QB, but this may be the year he comes an elite 'real-life' QB and the Pack start out 10-0. He's my MVP pick.
June: 13-3; August 13-3

6. Minnesota Vikings
Rice's injury hurts, but he'll be back for the playoff push. My main concern is Favre. Will he revert back into the turnover machine? I think, yes.
June: 11-5; August 10-6

7. Houston Texans
This is the year it finally clicks on both sides of the ball, and they'll make their first postseason.
June: 11-5; August 11-5

8. New York Giants
Flying under the radar with a great (and much improved) defense and a very strong offensive line plus three solid receivers.
June: 9-7; August 10-6

9. San Francisco 49ers

They've got the best offense AND the best defense in their division.
June: 9-7; August 10-6


10. Miami Dolphins
The Jets' offseason got all the hype, but Miami's addition of Brandon Marshall was more important than all the Jets' moves combined.
June: 10-6; August 10-6

11. Atlanta Falcons
Not crushing on Matt Ryan as much as I was in June, but still think they'll win the surprisingly weak NFC South thanks to a much improved defense.
June: 11-5; August 10-6



12. San Diego Chargers
Still the best team in the AFC West thanks to Rivers, but losing your franchise LT and WR due to holdouts is terrible.
June: 11-5; August 9-7


13. New Orleans Saints
Even if Brees doesn't get struck down by the Madden Curse (which he will), I still don't think they'll win 10 games. Just not enough defense.
June: 8-8; August 8-8


14. Pittsburgh Steelers
Okay, I got them figured out. The defense is awesome. No question about it. Behind that logic, the Steelers will start out 3-0. Everyone will freak out. No one saw it coming. Ben will return, play a few games, and then get seriously injured. Remember, this is one of the NFL's worst offensive lines, and Ben holds onto the ball way too long, plus I bet there are a few defensive players who would love to take a cheap shot at the bastard. It'll be beautifully ironic. Sweet poetic justice. But the defense will carry them to a winning record nonetheless.
June: 9-7; August 9-7

15. Washington Redskins
Balanced on both ends, but neither unit will be dominant. McNabb doesn't have enough weapons. 90+ catches for Cooley.
June: 9-7; August 8-8

16. Philadelphia Eagles
I love Kevin Kolb and the offense, but hate Ernie Sims and the defense. Expect a lot of barnburners.
June: 6-10; August 7-9

17. New York Jets
Should still be a good defense, though not as good as it was a year ago. The offense will miss Faneca more than they realize.
June: 9-7; August 8-8

18. Cleveland Browns
They'll run the NFL's best Wildcat and will be massively improved on defense.
June: 7-9; August 7-9

19. Carolina Panthers
Love their offense, hate their defense.
June: 5-11; August 7-9

20. Jacksonville Jaguars
Average offense, average defense.
June: 6-10; August 6-10

21. Oakland Raiders
Could be a playoff team if it wasn't for the offensive line.
June: 6-10; August 7-9

22. Tennessee Titans
Chris Johnson is aiming for 2,500 yards this year. At least he doesn't have to worrying about resting in the fourth quarter, because this defense is going to be brutal.
June: 5-11; August 5-11

23. Kansas City Chiefs
See #21, Oakland. Except KC's defense is not as good.
June: 6-10; August 6-10

24. Cincinnati Bengals
When you bring Ochocinco, TO and Pacman together, at least you know you'll lead the NFL in obnoxious hype.
June: 6-10; August 6-10

25. Chicago Bears
If they hadn't added Julius Peppers, they would be ranked much lower. He's worth 3 or 4 wins alone. June: 7-9; August 7-9

26. Seattle Seahawks
Pete Carroll no longer has a competitive advantage, since ALL pro teams pay their players. Seattle just doesn't have enough talent.
June: 7-9; August 7-9

27. Arizona Cardinals
Speaking of a lack of talent, how bout that Cardinals defense? As Matt Leinart continues to struggle, look for Beanie to run wild behind Alan Faneca.
June: 6-10; August 5-11

28. Detroit Lions
Well, it's been a good preseason. Suh looks awesome. Stafford surprisingly looks very accurate. The secondary has been predicatably woeful. Jahvid Best looks great. Calvin looks motivated. The linebackers look below average. No reason not to stick with my June prediction.
June: 5-11; August 5-11

29. Denver Broncos
I predicted 4-12 in June, and that was BEFORE they lost Elvis Dumervil and his 17 sacks. Brutal. One of the worst offseasons in NFL history.
June: 4-12; August 3-13

30. St. Louis Rams
Losing Donnie Avery is a minor blow to the offense, but he would have been the #2 receiver on the depth chart soon anyway. Laurent Robinson is legit.
June: 7-9; August 5-11

31. Tampa Bay Bucs
Same story as last year: total lack of talent, total lack of coaching, but they'll be a little bit frisky.
June: 4-12; August 4-12

32. Buffalo Bills
Least talented and most poorly coached team in the NFL, with the most depressed fans. And with the #1 overall pick in the 2011 draft, the Toronto Bills will select ... Andrew Luck.
June: 1-15; August 1-15


That's it for now. GO LIONS.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Week One Picks and Predictions

I know it's a little early (still 16 days away) but I'm really excited. Here are my week one picks. You'll notice I am picking against the spread this year instead of straight-up.


Vikings @ Saints
Line: New Orleans by 4


A great way to kick off the season. Two of the best quarterbacks, two of the best teams. This should be a really fun way to begin football season, although the Favre-frenzy will be predictably nauseating. And you can expect about 25 references to the Gulf Oil Spill.

Minnesota has one of the league’s best defenses, but nobody was able to stop Drew Brees last season and that's not going to change. New Orleans will be smart and only run the ball 10-15 times while Brees completes upwards of 30 passes against a suspect secondary. It should be more of the same for the Saints’ offense – plenty of balls to go around and plenty of yards. The only matchup that should concern New Orleans is LT Jermon Bushrod trying to handle the beastly Jared Allen. But Brees is a master of the pocket and isn’t rattled by anything. RG Jahri Evans matches up against DT Kevin Williams in a clash of two of the NFL's best players.

There’s no question the Saints will light up the scoreboard. They led the NFL in scoring with 32 per games last year. The only problem will be if they can keep the Vikingss from doing the same.

A new-look defense that is without last year’s captain Scott Fujita is a cause for concern, but Jonathon Vilma should step into the MLB position and play well. He’ll have the unenviable task of chasing Adrian Peterson around all night. It’ll be tough for the Saints to get an adequate pass rush on Favre, who should comfortably complete 70% of his passes and control about 90% of the spotlight. But if Brad Childress is smart, and I think he is, they’ll run AP about 30 times up the gut and test an undersized, under-talented defense and try to move the chains slowly but surely. There is no defense for Drew Brees; but you can keep him on the sidelines if you have Adrian Peterson. And that’s just what the Vikings should do.

Everyone is anticipating a barn-burner to kick off the season. Most predictions will fly in the 30-40 range and that’s my first instinct as well. But the more I think about it, this will be a game of controlling the clock, moving the chains, and limiting mistakes. I think whoever gets the ball last will win.

Which means that, against the 4 point spread, I’ll take Minnesota.

Lions @ Bears
Line: Chicago by 7

The Lions haven’t won an interdivisional game since October of 2007, at Chicago, when Jon Kitna outdueled Brian Griese. This appears to be one of the Lions’ few winnable games this season, and playing against one of the league’s worst quarterbacks is highly favorable. But there’s one matchup that flat-out distresses me, and that is Jeff Backus against Julius Peppers.

I’ll get to that in a second. First, let’s get something straight. The key to the Lions offense is Calvin Johnson. Without him, this is the worst offense in the NFL, bar none. When Calvin is double and triple teamed, he’s not effective. This is all obvious stuff. Well, the Lions made some very intentional moves this offseason by adding Nate Burleson, Tony Scheffler, and Jahvid Best, all of whom should contribute to the gameplan – get Calvin the ball. Ideally, it will work. Against bad defenses, it will work.

But against Chicago, who acquired one of the game’s best pass-rushers in the offseason, I see a potential flaw in the strategy. Jeff Backus. He’s okay against mediocre defenders, but against elite pass rushers like Peppers, he gets smoked like a cheap cigarette. The Lions’ management knows this, or at least they should, and they’ll have to gameplan accordingly.

They have two choices. One – leave Backus one-on-one against Peppers and see what happens. Two – double team Peppers using tight ends and running backs. If we chose option one, we lose. End of story. So let’s hope we choose option two.

But if we do that, we’ll have to chip Peppers with a running back and/or put Brandon Pettigrew in his way. (Scheffler is not a blocker). More likely, it’ll be the running back trying to keep Peppers from dismembering our $72 million dollar quarterback. Well, the problem with that is that Jahvid Best and has no NFL experience blocking beasts like Julius Peppers. He’ll get torn to pieces. Or more likely, he’ll just stay out of Peppers’s way. So the Lions will put veteran Maurice Morris out there on passing downs, which will alert the Bears’ defense that it’s going to be a pass. If the Lions opt to run the ball with Morris 10-15 times a game, that’s good news for the punter, but not for anybody else. Morris is a nice guy, a good role player, but he doesn’t have speed, power, or elusiveness, and the Bears will stop him with just a 4 man front. Which means … you guessed it, Calvin Johnson is bottled up by a CB, a safety and a linebacker on short routes. That spells doom.

Or we can try to establish the run before we go to the pass, hoping to spring Calvin into single coverage on the play-action. Even if Jahvid Best is as good as we all hope he is, this still won’t work, for two reasons. One – the Lions stink at run-blocking. And two – we’ve been trying this strategy for 15 years and it’s never worked.

We’re just going to have to suck it up and let Stafford make some throws. Chicago doesn’t have a good secondary. And Stafford, dare I say, has looked pretty good in preseason. Against the Bears of 2009, I’d like our chances to score 3 or 4 touchdowns and stay in this game.

But with the addition of Julius Peppers, a top 3 overall defensive end, you can color me more than just a little nervous. Stafford is a different quarterback when the pocket is collapsing. He’s panicky, not as accurate, and very turnover-prone. Peppers might only have 1 sack in this game, but his presence could lead to 2 or 3 interceptions and plenty of incompletions.

You might say that if they double Calvin Johnson that will leave somebody else open. That’s what Lions’ management have been trying to sell us all summer. It’s not true though. No defense would double team a receiver using two cornerbacks. It doesn’t work like that. It’s a CB and a safety. And the way to beat the double team is by running the ball, thus bringing the safety up into the box. The Lions haven’t done that at all in recent years, and won’t be able to do it as they gameplan around Peppers.

So how will the offense fare? I’m not as pessimistic as I sound. I think we’ll move the ball quite well, score a TD or two, and see immediate dividends from Burleson and Scheffler. I think Stafford will have a better game than most of his rookie games even if we lose. But I think we’ll have several three-and-outs and field position is key when you’re playing against a mistake prone quarterback like Jay Cutler.

A lot of folks love the Cutler-Martz amalgamation in the Windy City, even though they’ve been responsible for more interceptions than any two individuals in the NFL over the past five years. Teaming them up seems like a crazy experiment. But it’s so crazy, it just might work.

Martz’s pass-happy offense relies entirely on timing. I know people always say that about everyone, but it’s totally true. Every pass play in the playbook is “Get to a spot, turn around, and the ball will be there.” As a result, Martz’s quarterbacks have to make split-second decisions and occasionally, suffer the results. If the receiver gets jammed at the line or bumped off his route, the ball is up for grabs. Over the course of the season, that should make for at least 20 interceptions for Jay Cutler, and maybe a whole lot more.

But in week one against the Lions, he’s probably pretty safe to launch the ball 45 times and not have more than 1 or maybe 2 picks. Chicago’s receivers aren’t fantastic, but they’re better than Detroit’s secondary. And if Martz wants to just win the game and not do anything fancy, they’ll let Matt Forte run 30 times and rack up 150 yards and dominate the game in that manner. But fortunately for the Lions, Mike Martz is not smart enough to do that. So we have some hope.

We’re massively mismatched in the secondary, but believe it or not, we’ve got the advantage in the trenches. Ndamukong Suh has been violently double teamed all throughout the preseason and that won’t stop week 1, which means VandenBosch and Avril will have clear shots at Jay Cutler all game. And Chicago has one of the league’s least talented offensive lines, which is a well-kept secret.

So that issue for Cutler, just like Stafford, will be how he responds to the pass rush. And in that case, I like our chances. Because want to know another secret? Jay Cutler stinks.

As a starting quarterback, Cutler has a 24-29 record. His career quarterback rating is an 83 and he has 81 TDs to 63 INTs. And last season, behind a shaky offensive line, Cutler had his worst pro season by far. Against the much improved Lions’ defensive line, he could be in for a disappointing day.

There’s no question that the Bears will score in this game. The Lions’ secondary is simply too bad not to allow a 70 yard TD pass. But if the defensive line plays extremely well, I think we can limit Chicago to just 3 or 4 scoring drives and 21-24 points. All Matt Stafford has to do is match that production and the Lions could be 1-0.

Overall, I think Detroit blows this game in the fourth quarter. But I think we’ll keep it close and competitive, and lose by less than 7. So I’ll take Detroit against the spread, but Chicago straight-up in a 24-20 game.

Dolphins @ Bills
Line: Miami by 3


This is the most shocking line of week 1. How can Miami, a top ten overall team, be only favored by 3 points against the AFC’s worst team, a team with no offensive identity, two injured running backs, and no quarterback to speak of?? They could have made this line 10 and I wouldn’t have been shocked. In fact, I still would have taken Miami.

I think this’ll be a bloodbath. If Miami’s defense is available in your fantasy league, I’d pick them up for a one week play. They’ll win by at least two touchdowns.

Raiders @ Titans
Line: Tennessee by 6.5


This is another shocking line, and another easy pick.

But I guess it makes sense. The betting public still sees Oakland as a laughingstock. But those pathetic Raiders died the day JaMarcus Russell was sent packing, and this is a new team. Jason Campbell does a good job of managing the offense and playing within himself as long as the running game is clicking, and Tennessee’s patchwork defense should make that a pretty easy task. I wouldn’t be surprised if Michael Bush surprises everyone with 100 rushing yards and 2 TDs, while Campbell plays a smart and mistake-free game and the Raiders offense rolls right over Tennessee.

Of course, Chris Johnson might have some slight impact on the outcome of this game. He won’t have a tough time surpassing 100 yards in this game – in fact he might get close to 200. But Vince Young will only have one side of the field to pass to, as Nnamdi Asomugha shuts down the other side. Don’t expect anything from the Titans passing attack – maybe 125 yards. But if Johnson keeps moving the chains, he could keep the game interesting.

I’m not completely opposed to the idea that Tennessee might win this game, but I am opposed to the 6.5 line. I’ll take Oakland.

Bengals @ Patriots
Line: New England by 5


This is another line that is probably inflated because of perception rather than reality. People see the Bengals in the news because of the freakshow at wide receiver, and think that makes them a great team. Cincinnati’s not a great team. They’re an okay team. But New England is still a Super Bowl contender.

If Welker were still expected to miss the beginning of the regular season, I’d give this game some thought and the line of 5 would make more sense. But Welker should be 100% healthy and as Tom Brady’s favorite target, I think he’ll catch 8-10 passes and torment the Bengals’ defense all game. Cincinnati’s defense is better than average, but it’s not quite a top 5 unit. They have no chance to slow down the Brady-Welker-Moss attack.

Sure, I’m intrigued to see how TO and Ocho interact and how Palmer plans to spread the ball around and make both guys happy. My guess is that #3 receiver Antonio Bryant gets completely neglected as does rookie tight end Jermaine Gresham. But this was a run-first team last season, and that should remain the same. However, it’s tough to run against Vince Wilfork and the Pats, and the lack of a pass rusher might encourage Palmer to throw 35+ times, which he only did 3 times last season.

Between TO and Chad, one of them will score and I’m sure they’ll engage in a stupid dance. It will make all the highlight reels and they’ll probably get fined for it. But Tom Brady will calmly go about his business and carry the Pats to a pretty easy win, 34-23.

Panthers @ Giants
Line: NY by 7


According to Vegas, this is only projected to be the 7th highest scoring game of week 1. The over/under for total points scored is set at 41. I’d bet the over.

Why? Because these are two pretty stinking good offenses, and neither defense will be able to keep up. Carolina’s two-headed running attack and elite offensive line will be no match for the blitz-happy Giants who don’t have much at the DT positions and will sorely miss MLB Antonio Pierce. They just signed 33 year old Keith Bullock to patrol the middle, but I don’t think he’ll be able to keep up with the Panthers’ spry duo. Both Williams and Stewart are excellent fantasy plays. The Giants have a very good secondary, but if Matt Moore only attempts 15 passes that won’t be much of a factor.

And on the other side of the ball, I don’t have anything positive to say about the Panthers’ Peppers-less defense. They won’t be able to rush Eli, stop the running backs, or cover the trio of talented receivers. Play all your Giants this week – especially Steve Smith and Bradshaw. I might even play Eli if you have him.

This will be a high scoring affair, but I don’t know if Carolina will be able to keep pace without a passing attack. I see the Giants winning somewhere around 38-27. I’ll take New York and the over.

Falcons @ Steelers
Line: Atlanta by 2.5


Obviously, the only reason the Falcons are favored in Pittsburgh is the absence of Ben Roethlisberger. But the Steelers’ four best players – Troy Polamalu, James Harrison, James Farrior and Lamar Woodley, will all be healthy and ready to go.

Matt Ryan has one heck of a test in his first regular season game. And for that matter, so does the Falcons’ offensive line. It’s going to be paramount for Michael Turner to get established early and keep Troy Polamalu from blanketing Roddy White too much. If they can keep Troy near the line of scrimmage, they can beat the Steelers’ secondary deep. A player to watch is Harry Douglas, who should step past Michael Jenkins as Atlanta’s #2 receiver and will have a favorable matchup against Bryant McFadden. Douglas is extremely fast. McFadden is not.

But again, the key is Michael Turner. Can he move the chains and keep Atlanta on the field? If not, it’s going to be a long day for the offensive line against Dick LeBeau’s relentless blitz packages. .

Byron Leftwich will get the start for Pittsburgh and will be told a simple message – hand the ball off and don’t make mistakes. Atlanta’s best defensive player is CB Dunta Robinson, who will blanket Hines Ward and keep him under 50 yards. The linebackers are also pretty good, but not amazing. Rashard Mendenhall should be able to average 4.5 yards a carry and should go well over 100 yards if he gets enough carries. Mike Wallace, Pittsburgh’s #2 receiver, will only have 2 or 3 catches, but he’ll go for 70+ yards and a score. Leftwich won’t do much, but he’ll do enough to get Pittsburgh off to a 1-0 start. Don’t forget, Pittsburgh is 19-5 at home in the last 3 years.

I’ll take dem Stellers.

Browns @ Buccaneers
Line: Tampa Bay by 3

I’m sorry, but no team that starts Josh Freeman at quarterback should ever be favored by 3. Especially given the fact that Freeman injured the thumb on his throwing thumb and is questionable for this game. The backup? Josh Johnson, who was 0-4 with a QB rating of 51 in his four starts last season. Yeesh.

I know Jake Delhomme was dreadful last season, but he’s a guy who has thrown for 123 career TDs and 20,000 yards. He’s a 12-year vet. He was drafted when Josh Freeman was ten years old. He knows how to manage an offense. And he’s moving from a run-first team with a great offensive line in Carolina to … a run-first team with a great offensive line in Cleveland. Jerome Harrison and rookie Montario Hardesty could very well be a two-headed rushing attack similar to the one Delhomme played with in Carolina. Which means his job is simple – manage the offense, don’t make mistakes.

And with Josh Cribbs and Seneca Wallace, Cleveland could generate a pretty deadly Wildcat attack. They’ve got a possession receiver in Robiskie and a deep threat in Massaquoi. The Cleveland offense at least has potential.

Tampa has a very bad offensive line, below average running backs, two rookie receivers, and Philly castoff Reggie Brown. The best player on their offense is Kellen Winslow. Eeeeeek.

Their defensive isn’t much better. They ranked 27th last year – including dead last against the run, allowing 158 yards per game. Gerald McCoy will help, but he was the only major acquisition to a defense in need of desperate overhaul. The Browns defense, on the other hand, added Sheldon Brown, Scott Fujita, and #7 pick Joe Haden, plus they still have Shaun Rogers in the middle.

This game won’t be pretty, it won’t be memorable, but it will be a win for Cleveland.

Broncos @ Jaguars
Line: Jacksonville by 2.5

This might be the only time all season the Jags are predicted to win, but it’s a good line. It could even be higher. Jacksonville’s not a great team, but they’re much better at home and have revamped their defense just enough that they might be competitive this season.

I’ve made no bones about my contempt for Denver and their stupid coach, and losing their two best players – Clady and Dumervil – for the entire year before the preseason even started was pretty much a nail in the coffin. But they could win 6 or 7 games and be scrappy and annoying. They also have definite 0-16 potential.

But this game fits perfectly for Jacksonville. Denver couldn’t stop the run last year, and rather than draft a linebacker in the first round like they should have, they took Tim Tebow. Maurice Jones-Drew will make them regret that decision. Denver’s strength is the secondary – Champ Bailey and Brian Dawkins – but David Garrard only needs to complete about 15 passes to win this game. MJD will do the rest. He should be a safe bet for 200 all-purpose yards.

When Denver does have the ball, they’ll be interesting to watch, mainly because I have no idea who their starting running back or receivers will be. Will Eddie Royal be the top target, or Jabbar Gaffney, or rookie Demaryius Williams? Will Knowshon Moreno get 20+ carries, or will coach McDaniels take a page out of Bill Belichick’s playbook (like he has done so many times before) and split the carries evenly between Moreno, Buckhalter and Fargas? Will Tebow play if the game gets out of hand? And most importantly, how will they slow down Aaron Kampman without a left tackle?

There’s no use going on and on, because obviously I’m taking Jacksonville and the over. Maurice Jones-Drew is the Play of the Week for fantasy football.

Colts @ Texans
Line: Indy by 2.5


Wow. This is definitely the game of the week in my opinion. And the line is curiously low. I know Houston is at home, but are they really such a trendy team in Vegas that Peyton Manning doesn’t even get a +3 line?

This is projected to be the second highest scoring game of week 1, and for good reason. Both teams have good defenses, but both teams have elite offenses. Houston has studs in the front 7 with Mario Williams and DeMecco Ryans, but losing cornerback Dunta Robinson could really come back to bite them in this game. Manning will be his usual deadly self, and of course you must start all your Colts in fantasy. Wayne and Clark should each go for 75+ yards and a score, and it will be really interesting to see if Garcon, Collie, or Anthony Gonzalez is the #2 receiver. It will also be interesting to see if Addai handles all the carries, or if Donald Brown shares the load.

For Houston, a lot of people continue to doubt Matt Schaub’s status as a legit quarterback. We know he’s an elite fantasy option, but is he really at the level to keep pace with Manning for 60 minutes and score against great defenses? Or is he just the benefactor of playing alongside the NFL’s best receiver? Well, this game will tell a lot about Schaub. I don’t think Houston will even bother running the ball more than 15 times, which means Schaub should fling it around 40-45 times.

Last year Indy picked off Schaub 4 times – twice in each game. How well the offensive line can contain Freeney and Mathis will dictate whether that happens again. In any event, it’s hard to pick against Peyton Manning, against the spread or straight up. I love the Texans this season, but I’m not sure about this game. Although if they win, it’s a huge, huge statement.

If the line were 5, I’d think about it. But at 2.5, I’ll take the Colts.

Cardinals @ Rams
Line: Arizona by 4


I’ve had this strange crush on the Rams for about 5 seasons even though they’ve been dreadful. Now that I’m picking against the spread instead of straight-up, I can take them more often without feeling like an idiot. Arizona is obviously a different team than the squad that won the NFC West two years in a row. The defense is decimated, Anquan Boldin is gone, and of course, Matt Leinart must put down the beer keg and pick up the football for the first time since 2006. Over the last two seasons, Leinart has only attempted 10+ passes in four games. The Cards are 1-3 in those games, with the one win coming against St. Louis.

But Matt Leinart does have one thing going for him. Larry Fitzgerald. And St. Louis can throw double and triple and quadruple teams at Larry and still not stop him. They have the most talent-deficient roster in the NFL. And if they do gameplan entirely around stopping Fitzgerald, as I suspect they will, that leaves the middle of the field wide open for Beanie Wells. Oh and by the way, Arizona added Alan Faneca, future Hall of Famer, this offseason to play left guard. Faneca was one of the key pieces behind the Jets leading the NFL in rushing last season. So suffice it to say, Beanie Wells is gonna have a good season, starting week 1 against the Rams. In fact, 150 yards might not be out of the question, as Ken Whisenhunt will want to run early and often to keep the ball out of Leinart’s hands as much as possible.

While the Rams have the ball, expect a heavy load of Steven Jackson in an effort to keep Sam Bradford upright and dirt-free. He’ll probably hit Laurent Robinson or Donnie Avery for a deep ball and score his first NFL touchdown, but I’d except his week 1 stats to look pretty conservative. 12-25, 140 yards, 1 TD, 1 INT. Steven Jackson meanwhile should run 25 times for 120 yards and give the Rams a shot at winning. They’ve been outscored 93-16 in their last three season openers. This one should be a lot closer.

Expect a lot of running for both teams, low scores, and the Cardinals to come out on top, 20-13. Huge games for both running backs.

49ers @ Seattle
Line: San Fran by 2.5


Okay, let me get this straight. The line is only 2.5 points. But San Francisco has a better team than Seattle at literally every single position. Does that make sense?

I guess Seattle is at home, and Alex Smith isn’t exactly Mr. Consistency, and Pete Carroll will have plenty of hoopla surrounding his first NFL game in Seattle. I guess Matt Hasselbeck is probably healthy by now and runs the West Coast Offense pretty effectively. I guess Seattle should have a chance in this game. But I just don’t see it.

In my opinion, Seattle’s best strategy on offensive is to hand the ball to Justin Forsett, their speedy halfback. Let him create plays out of nothing, and hope the offensive line comes together. (Although losing #6 overall pick Russell Okung for a few weeks with a ankle injury does not help).

But while that strategy might work for the season, it won’t work against San Francisco, who will counter with the tenacious Patrick Willis. You can’t run against Willis. You just can’t. So while Forsett might rack up 70 or 80 yards if he gets enough carries, Seattle’s going to have to throw to win. Which means they’ll have to protect Hasselbeck. And it also means someone is going to have to catch the ball. With TJ Houshmandzadeh still suffering from a sports hernia injury (whatever that means), it’s likely going to be rookie Golden Tate opposite Deon Branch for the Seahawks. Nothing too scary for the 49ers. Tight end John Carlson might lead the ‘Hawks with about 6 catches in this one.

I don’t see Seattle scoring more than 20 points against the stout Niners defense. And 20 points should be no sweat for Alex Smith, Frank Gore, Vernon Davis, Michael Crabtree and the gang. Gore might be able to score 20 points singlehandedly. It’ll be interesting to see if Ted Ginn Jr. is the #2 receiver or if it’s Josh Morgan.

I’ll take the Niners in what I believe to be the easiest pick of week 1.

Packers @ Eagles
Line: Green Bay by 2


What an interesting line. With such a low line, it’s like they’re daring me to pick the Eagles. I mean, how often does a team with eight returning Pro Bowlers give two points at home? I am tempted. But with a line of 2, this is basically just a straight pick ‘em game. And it’s hard to pick against Aaron Rodgers.

Philly’s defense seemed to get quite a bit worse in the offseason, and losing Sheldon Brown and Will Weatherspoon could bit them in the butt. Asante Samuel will have his hands full with Greg Jennings, and that leaves Ellis Hobbs to cover Driver. The linebackers will have a tough time against beastly tight end Jermichael Finley. We all know how bad Ernie Sims is in coverage. And the Eagles’ defensive line, which used to be their strength, won’t be very effective against an improved Packers’ O-line.

Rodgers should begin his MVP season on a tear, with 350 yards and 3 or 4 TDs. And don’t sit Ryan Grant if he’s on your fantasy team. He should rumble for 75 yards or so and a score. Philly’s going to have to score a lot of points to win this one.

I don’t see it happening. Nothing against Kevin Kolb, who is a very accurate passer and will have a great career in Philly. Nothing against Jackson or Maclin or Celek or McCoy either. It’s a good all-around offense. But they’re playing a pretty good defense, and the bottom line is Philly’s going to need at least 30 points to win. I don’t see that happening.

Cowboys @ Redskins
Line: Dallas by 3.5


In case you’re not counting along, that’s seven road favorites so far. The only home dog I’ve picked thus far has been the Steelers. I probably should take at least two. But I don’t like the idea of picking against Dallas. I wish this line was a little bit bigger. I think this’ll be a close game. Mike Shanahan has such a colossal coaching advantage over Wade Phillips that it’s ludicrous.

But you can’t pick against talent, and Dallas simply has more than the Redskins. Rookie left tackle Trent Williams gets to face the league’s best pass rusher in DeMarcus Ware and will be lucky if he survives the game. That’s going to make things very uncomfortable for McNabb, who will probably be checking down to Cooley and the running backs quite often. He’s not as strong-armed or fast-footed as he used to be, but I’m sure he still has the accuracy in his short passes. And that’ll be key to Washington moving the ball, because they’re not going to get much production on the ground against DT Jay Ratliff and the stout inside linebackers. Dallas probably has the best front 7 of any defense, but McNabb might be able to outduel them with short little passes and screens.

Few quarterbacks have expectations as high as Tony Romo, who has more weapons than ever before and very few excuses if he doesn’t succeed. Since I predicted Dallas to go 12-4 and win the division, I certainly hope he does succeed. But the Cowboys do have a glaring weakness – at left tackle, where unproven Doug Free doesn’t seem to be the answer. Against teams with great pass rushes, Romo is going to be hurried and hit. But Washington doesn’t have much besides OLB Brian Orakpo; and of course they have a giant question mark at DT where Albert Haynesworth may or may not refuse to play. In the 3-4 system, you need a reliable and large nosetackle. If Haynesworth continues to suffer from rhabdomyolysis (breakdown of muscle fibers in the bloodstream), then Maake Kemoeatu will start at nosetackle, lined up across from two Pro Bowl offensive linemen in Andre Gurode and Leonard Davis. This could mean lots and lots of rushing yards for Dallas’ trio of talented tailbacks.

Despite this game being in Washington, I still like Dallas to win. I’ll say 27-21, and they cover the spread.

Ravens @ Jets
Line: NY by 3


Lots and lots of interesting subplots make this a perfect Monday nighter. Of course the main story is Jets’ coach Rex Ryan making his return to Baltimore, where he was defensive coordinator for many years. He knows Ray Lewis and the Ravens intimately, but the reverse is true. There won’t be any secret strategies in this game – just smashmouth football and lots of violent defense.

This game features three of the best defensive players in the NFL – but two of them, Darelle Revis and Ed Reed, might miss the action. Reed is definitely out for a few games with a hip injury; Revis is holding out. The other aforementioned player is of course Ray Lewis .

If Revis plays, I like the Jets’ chances. Well, let me rephrase that. If Revis doesn’t play, the Jets have no chance. Anquan Boldin will torch them. But if Revis does play, Boldin will be minimized, and the Ravens will have to run.

But the Jets aren’t as defensively impenetrable as people think. They were only 8th best at stopping the run last year, and NT Kris Jenkins is on the PUP list. They’ve got very good inside linebackers (Bart Scott and David Harris) but not a fantastic defensive line. Ray Rice should be mildly successful; the key is that Baltimore has one of the best offensive lines in football. So even against the aggressive blitz schemes of Rex Ryan, I think the Ravens will keep Flacco protected for the most part. He’ll probably take one or two hard hits, but should have a solid game. Revis or not, Baltimore will be able to score some points.

Can the same be said for the Jets? With Santonio Holmes suspended, Braylon Edwards and Jericho Cotchery will be the primary targets. They’re lucky enough to face the Ravens without Ed Reed, not to mention that Baltimore’s top two cornerbacks are both likely to miss this game with injuries. But none of that matters if Marc Sanchez stinks. Which he very well might.

The most interesting thing about this game is that it pits last year’s #1 rushing attack against a defense which has been top 5 against the run since 2006. Defensive tackle Haloti Ngata is a bonafide stud. And Ray Lewis is pretty good too. So though the Jets have a Pro Bowl offensive line and a bruiser in Shonn Greene, I think Marc Sanchez is going to have to throw on the injured Ravens’ secondary for the Jets to win. It’s strength against strength, and weakness against weakness.

This game comes down to Sanchez. How will he begin his sophomore season? I don’t know, but I’m taking the Ravens.

Chargers @ Chiefs
Line: San Diego by 5.5


How did Kansas City, who hasn’t played a Monday night game since 2005 when they had Trent Green, manage to host an Monday night game on opening weekend? It makes no sense. You would think this game would be Cowboys/Redskins or Colts/Texans or at least Steelers/Falcons. KC has won 10 games over the last 3 years! How does a team with no playoff aspirations warrant a Monday night game at home on the first weekend of football season?!?

That all being said, I don’t think Kansas City is completely outmatched in this game. The primary reason is injuries and suspensions. Chargers’ starting left tackle and Pro Bowler Marcus McNeil is definitely out for week 1 (he’s on the ‘exempt list,’ whatever that is) and will likely miss most of the season due to his holdout. And star wide receiver Vincent Jackson is out for 2 reasons – he’s holding out, and he’s suspended. So he definitely won’t be playing.

This is great news for KC’s defense. While Phillip Rivers will still be under center and Phillip Rivers will still be extremely good, he’ll be without his best lineman and his best receiver. Antonio Gates is of course still a threat, but neutralizing one Pro Bowler is easier than neutralizing three. Chiefs’ outside linebacker Tamba Hali, an underrated pass rusher with 27 sacks in his 4 year career, will have a field day against Chargers’ untested left tackle replacement Brandyn Dombrowski, who’s parents apparently didn’t know how to spell ‘Brandon.’ Kansas City isn’t great on the defensive line, but they have Mike Vrabel and Derrick Johnson and Demorrio William, three pretty good linebackers along with Hali. The corners are probably good enough to hang with Chargers’ receivers and don’t forget KC has stud rookie Eric Berry at the safety position. He’ll have a fun matchup with Antonio Gates.

I’m not suggesting that the Chiefs’ defense will stifle Phillip Rivers by any means, but I am quite sure that losing McNeil and Jackson will be an issue. Expect San Diego to score about 24 or 27 points in this one; by contrast, they averaged 40 against the Chiefs in two games last year.

A lot of eyes, especially from fantasy owners, will be on Chargers’ rookie running back Ryan Matthews. He should see the ball plenty in this game, maybe as much as 20 or 25 carries. I think he’ll be good. Not amazing. But pretty good. Maybe 85 yards, maybe a score.

The running back who I think will be amazing in this game is Kansas City’s Jamaal Charles, who I think has 1,500 yard potential this season. The dude rolled for 1,120 yards last year on less than 200 carries, and has some serious, blazing speed. He’s probably the second best ‘home-run’ threat among running backs, behind Chris Johnson. The offensive line isn’t great, but it’s pretty decent, particularly on the left side, and Charles should tote the rock about 25 times compared with only 5 or 6 for Thomas Jones. This allows Matt Cassel to limit his passes and slowly start pulling out the play-action later in the game. San Diego’s defense really isn’t very strong (20th against the run last year, 11th against the pass, 16th overall) and losing their #1 cornerback in Antonio Cromartie (now with the Jets) doesn’t help. The defense line is weak, the inside linebackers are mediocre at best, and the secondary is a weakness as well.

With the game being played in Kansas City, and the Chargers' holdouts and sense of entitlement, I like the Chiefs to pull off the shocker. That’s my upset of the week.


And now for a little section called “Fantasy Studs and Duds.” I will let you know which guys who are not typical starters I would recommend starting this week, and which usual starters I’d consider leaving on the bench. The players’ positional ranking for week 1 (in my opinion) is in parentheses.

Quarterbacks –
STUDS: Jay Cutler (#3), Eli Manning (#6), Chad Henne (#8), Alex Smith (#9)
DUDS: Tony Romo (#11) Phillip Rivers (#12), Joe Flacco (#17)

Running backs –
STUDS: Beanie Wells (#4), Jamaal Charles (#7), Matt Forte (#8), Ronnie Brown (#10)
DUDS: Michael Turner (#12), Ray Rice (#17), Ryan Matthews (#21), Shonn Greene (#22)

Wide Receivers –
STUDS: Brandon Marshall (#2), Wes Welker (#7), Steve Smith NYG (#8), Johnny Know (#10)
DUDS: Steve Smith CAR (#19), Roddy White (#22), DeSean Jackson (#24), Mike Sims-Walker (#29), Anquan Boldin (#33)

Tight Ends –
STUDS: Zach Miller (#5), Visanthe Shiancoe (#6), Kevin Boss (#9), Anthony Fasano (#11)
DUDS: Jason Witten (#10), Tony Gonzalez (#14), Todd Heap (#20)

Defenses –
STUDS: Miami (#1), Jacksonville (#6), Oakland (#9), Cleveland (#14)
DUDS: Philadelphia (#23), New Orleans (#25), Minnesota (#29)

Enjoy Week One everybody (even though it's not for 2 weeks).

GO LIONS!!

Monday, August 23, 2010

Does the Preseason Mean Anything?

Does the Preseason Mean Anything?
The short answer is “no,” simply because two years ago the Lions went 4-0 in the preseason and then 0-16 in the regular season. But what about the 31 other teams? Well, I did some research, and here’s what I found out.

Since 2003, 14 teams have gone 4-0 in the preseason. In the regular season, those teams have averaged 8.21 wins.

In that same time frame, 52 teams have gone 3-1 in the preseason. Those teams have averaged 7.92 wins in the regular season.

73 teams have gone 2-2; those teams averaged 8.32 wins.

46 teams went 1-3; those teams averaged 8.74 wins.

And 14 teams went 0-4 in the preseason; those teams averaged only 7.00 wins.

So the recap statement is this: no, the preseason doesn’t mean anything.

Here are a few Interesting facts:

Over the past 7 seasons, the NFL’s best team has been the Indianapolis Colts, with 89 wins and 23 losses – a 79% winning percentage. Their preseason record over that span? 9-19, a 32% winning percentage.

By contrast, the worst team since 2003 has been (surprise!) the Detroit Lions, with 28 wins and 84 losses – a winning percentage of 25%. But in the preseason, Detroit has been above .500, with 15 wins and 13 losses.

Let’s take a look at the last 7 Super Bowl champions:

-The Pats in 2004 & 2005
-Them Stellers in 2006
-The Colts in 07
-Giants in 08
-Steelers again in 09
-And the Saints last year.

Those 7 teams went a combined 16-12 in their preseasons. Three went 3-1, three went 1-3, and one went 4-0.

So far in the 2010 preseason, Colts are winless, the Raiders are undefeated, and none of it means anything.

Wake me up on September 9th.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Why Should Miguel Cabrera be the AL MVP?

Now that the Tigers are essentially eliminated from the postseason, it would appear that Cabrera's hopes of winning the MVP are gone too. But I disagree, and here are 7 good reasons why.


1) There is no other frontrunner.


For the Yankees it could go to A-Rod (2nd in AL in RBI), Robbie Cano (5th in batting average), or Teixiera (4th in RBI, 4th in HR).

For Texas, it could be Josh Hamilton (1st in batting average) or Vlad Guerrero (5th in RBI).

For the Twins, it could be Mauer (3rd in batting average) or Delmon Young (6th in RBI, 6th in average) but you could also make a case for Morneau or Kubel.

For Tampa Bay, Longoria is 10th in RBI and 18th in average; Carl Crawford is 1st in triples and 2nd in steals but only 13th in average and 20th in RBIs.

And for the White Sox, the frontrunner is Paul Konerko, 3rd in HR, 8th in RBI, but only 14th in average.

The point is - none of the teams competing for a playoff spot in the AL have a clear MVP of their team. Cabrera is far and away the MVP of the Tigers.


2) Cabrera leads not only the AL, but the entire MLB, in on-base percentage.


3) Cabrera leads not only the AL, but the entire MLB, in slugging percentage.


4) Cabrera is either first or second in all three triple crown categories. He's 2nd in average, 2nd in HR, and 1st in RBI. No AL player has been able to say the same since 2002.


5) Cabrera had the longest hitting streak of any player in the MLB this season - 20 games.


6) He did all this despite a lousy supporting cast and injuries to 3 of the Tigers' best hitters. If not for Cabrera, the Tigers would be 30 games below .500, instead of just .500 games below. It's safe to say that's he has accounted for more wins that any single player in the MLB this season.

7) Did I mention he's having one of the best statistical seasons that anyone in baseball history has ever had?

.340 batting average, including 37 doubles (2nd most in AL) and 31 homers (2nd most in AL), along with 71 walks (3rd most), 20 of which were intentional walks (by far the most in the AL).

145 hits (5th most in AL), 84 runs scored (3rd most), and amazingly, he doesn't rank in the top 50 in the AL in strikeouts despite being among the leaders in at-bats.

His slugging percentage is .649, which is considerably higher than anyone else in MLB, even Pujols who has led in slugging for three straight seasons.

His OPS (slugging + on-base percentage) is at 1.082. That's the best OPS anyone from the AL has had since Jim Thome in 2002.


In summary, if Miguel Cabrera doesn't win the AL MVP this season, I'm going to stop being a baseball fan because nothing makes any sense.

Yet Another Seahawk

The Detroit Lions continued their quest to build a roster entirely of Seahawks' scraps by trading for defensive end Lawrence Jackson today.

The Lions already have five former Seahawks on the roster: Julian Peterson, Maurice Morris, Rob Sims, Nate Burleson, and Will Heller.

Jackson was acquired in exchange for an undisclosed 2011 draft pick - most likely a fifth or sixth rounder. Seattle was probably close to cutting Jackson anyway.

Jackson, known to his fans as "LoJack," was a standout pass rusher at USC, totaling 30.5 sacks in 4 years and warranting a first round selection in the 2008 draft. But he's been a bust in Seattle - just 6.5 sacks in 32 games.

LoJack provides the Lions with much-needed depth on the left side of the defensive line. While KVB should hold down the right end spot all season, the left end will be a revolving door between Cliff Avril, injured veteran Jared DeVries, and rookie Willie Young. Now Jackson enters that mix and could be #2 on the depth chart behind Avril.

This acqusition spells bad news for DeVries and Young. It's likely that one of them will be released soon. I'd put my money on DeVries, who hasn't been healthy since 2005 and hasn't been good since ... ever.

At 6'4", 270 lbs, Jackson is significantly bigger than Avril or Young. His size might come in handy on the goal line. This certainly isn't a move that will shake the landscape of the NFL, but it's nice to see the Lions' management being active in the offseason.

We're rebuilding ... one Seahawk at a time.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Alert

One of my favorite fantasy sleepers, Texans' running back Ben Tate, whom they drafted in the second round from Auburn, will miss the season with an ankle injury. I drafted him in 5 of my 7 practice leagues. Go figure.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Opening the Imaginary Mailbag

I've always had a theory that all those "mailbags" that the sportswriters write aren't actually real. Maybe it's because I've sent 500 emails to Bill Simmons in the last 6 years and never received as much as a two-word response. Maybe it's because their "emails" always seem to be perfectly catered to what they want to say and how they want to say it. Maybe it's because I'm just bitter that they get the awesome job of being a sportswriter. In any event, here is my imaginary NFL mailbag, complete with actual emails from actual readers.

Dave,
Hey just wondering what your thoughts are on the Darrelle Revis holdout?
-Andy in Seattle, WA

Hey Andy, well first off let me remind you that I ranked Revis as the #2 player in the NFL just a few months ago. He's not only the Jets' best player, he's the key to their blitz-heavy defense. Without him, that secondary would be exposed and the entire Jets' season is sunk - I really think he's the difference between a 5-11 season and a potential 10-6 season. But fortunately for New York, I think they'll come to a deal in the next week or two and he'll be set to dominate by week 1.

Mr. Morgan,
Could you please tell me your thoughts on the NFC East? Everyone likes the Cowboys, but I'm not sold on Romo. I think he's kind of queer.
Mike B. in Ada, MI

Well Mike, I like the Cowboys as well, but I'm not as enamored with their offense as I am with their defense, especially the front 7.

As for the rest of the division, I see a completely open race for the Wildcard which will probably come down to one or two interdivisional games. The Eagles have the weakest defense in the bunch, but the Redskins' offense doesn't inspire a whole lot of confidence in me right now. I think the Giants are the most balanced on both sides of the ball; they've got studs on both lines and the addition of Antrel Rolle at safety could be a difference maker.

Hey man
I think you are cool. What do you think about the Dolphins for this season?
Jose in San Juan, PR

Jose, hey nice to have some international readers! I've always believed that Puerto Rico should join the nation and we should dump Hawaii. Anyway, I'm very charmed by Bill Parcells and the team he's assembled in Miami. Brandon Marshall should be a shot of life into that passing offense and Hartline and Bess should have solid seasons in the slots. I really like Chad Henne. And defensively, Karlos Dansby should help a lot in the middle and the CBs are strong. They've got definite potential to win the division.

David, is there any chance the Chargers don't win the AFC West??
-Kevin in Pasadena, CA

Actually Kev, there is.

Wait, what?!

I'm serious. It's hard to make a case for any of the three other teams, but guess what - it's also pretty hard to make a case for San Diego.

Before the Vincent Jackson drama and the McNeill holdout, I liked the Chargers for 11 wins. But losing V-Jack drops them two games and McNeill another 2. They look like a 7-9 team to me. Don't forget, their defense was dreadful in 2009 and 2008, and they still don't have anyone who can rush the passer. With VJ sitting out for an estimated 8 to 10 games, Antonio Gates is going to be the most double-covered tight end in NFL history, and Malcolm Floyd is really going to have to step up as the Bolts' #1 receiver. I don't quite see that happening. A player to watch is Legedu Naanee, 4th year pro out of Boise State. He could usurp the top receiver role for Floyd in a hurry and might keep the Chargers afloat offensively. I'm not a complete believer in Ryan Matthews winning Rookie of the Year like I was 6 months ago; losing McNeill is catastrophic. He's one of the game's best left tackles.

So that all begs the question, Kevin, who could win the AFC West?

Denver, who will be without the services of their THREE best players from an 8-8 campaign in 2009? Absolutely not...

Kansas City? With the addition of rookie stud Eric Berry at safety and Jamaal Charles running behind a somewhat improved offensive line? Maybe ... But I just don't trust Matt Cassel, or that defensive line. I think KC is building in the right direction though.

What about Oakland, led by new QB Jason Campbell and a revamped defense. Maybe.. just maybe. Hear me out.

Oakland has the best player in the division with Nnamdi Asomugha. They've got the best pass rusher in the division (now that Dumervil is out) with Seymour. Sure, they don't have an offensive line or much of an offense period. But this year I truly believe in the Oakland defense, especially with rookie Rolando McClain who will have a HUGE impact. And I also believe in Jason Campbell.

Look at the Raiders' schedule:

Week 1- @ Tenneesee (winnable)
Week 2- vs. St. Louis (very winnable)
Week 3- @ Arizona (winnable)
Week 4- vs. Houston (not likely)
Week 5- vs. San Diego (maybe)
Week 6- @ San Fran (probably not)
Week 7- @ Denver (very winnable)
Week 8- vs. Seattle (very winnable)
Week 9- vs. KC (very winnable)
Week 10- BYE

That's a possible 6-3 or 5-4 start to the season. Jason Campbell could start to get comfortable as he doesn't face a quality defense until week 6. The Raiders young receivers (Schilens, Murphy, and DHB) could start to look pretty good. Tight end Zach Miller is a stud. Watch out football fans. Oakland could be for real.

So, what would it take for them to beat San Diego for the AFC West, Kevin? My guess is 9-7 would do it. And I think they'll come pretty close to that.

Any love for Jacksonville? Or are you going to continue to ignore them?
Roger in Jacksonville, FL

Okay, I'll admit, I forgot Jacksonville was in the NFL until I saw this email from Roger. It's just that they're SO mediocre. I don't hate them; I don't think they'll win any less than 6 games against a quite easy schedule. But I just don't see them keeping pace with Indy and making the AFC South interesting.

But just for the sake of being Devil's advocate ...

(isn't it interesting that you can say "I'm being Devil's advocate' and that's totally fine, but you could never say "I advocate for the King of Evil" ?)

...let's take a closer look at the forgotten Jags.

Aside from Maurice Jones-Drew in the backfield, it's tough to get excited about the offense. The O-line lacks any Pro Bowl talent. The receivers are okay, but Mike Sims-Walker will face double coverage until young Mike Thomas proves he can play. The quarterback is fairly accurate on short passes but doesn't throw a good deep ball, and at 32 years old Garrard can't be expected to keep running with the ball 75 times a year.

And on defense, it's hard not to question the #10 draft pick on Tyson Alualu when the Jags had obvious needs in the secondary and for a pass rusher. I''ll admit, I'm tempted to jump on the Jaguar bangwagon because of the additions of Aaron Kampman and Kirk Morrison to the defense, but I just don't trust the rest of the unit. Jacksonville had one of the worst defenses against the pass last season and didn't do anything to help the secondary. Unless adding Kampman as a pass rusher is the key and the Jags' management knows something I don't. Which is entirely possible.

The whole season really comes down to 4 games for the Jags: the 2 against Houston and the 2 against Tennessee. If they sweep those 4 games, they'll be in the playoffs.

Are you still sticking to your Baltimore prediction now that they've become the 'chic' team to pick?
Javier in Denver, CO

Yes, I absolutely am, and I'll tell you why. Not because of how good the Ravens are. That's obvious. But because I picked them to win the Super Bowl about two months before it became the hip thing to do.

You, loyal readers of this blog, know how much I hate to be in the majority when it comes to sports opinions. I like to root for underdogs and I live to find the sleepers. Whenever a team becomes the trendy pick (like the Jets did in March), I go the other way. But with Baltimore, I picked them because of their impenetrable front 7, their underrated secondary, the imperative addition of Anquan Boldin, the emergence of Rice and Flacco as NFL stars, and because I love their coach. I did NOT pick them because everyone else picked them. I picked them first. So go suck a lemon.

Who are 5 fantasy football sleepers I should know about but I've never heard of?
Nick O in Middleville, MI

Nick, I'm pretty sure there are a lot of fantasy players you haven't heard of, but I'll try to make this answer helpful to my entire audience. Here you go:

1. Montario Hardesty - rookie RB for Cleveland, could start behind excellent O-line
2. Devin Aromashadu - wide receiver for Chicago who could put up big numbers
3. Arian Foster - might start at running back for Houston
4. Demaryius Thomas - receiver who will probably lead Denver in catches
5. Lynell Hamilton - Saints RB who will replace Pierre Thomas when he gets hurt

Hey Dave
If you had to set the Vegas odds for offensive Rookie of the Year, what would your top 15 rankings be?
Julia in Ashville, NC

Excellent question. As follows:

1. Dez Bryant 5/1
2. Ryan Matthews 8/1
3. Sam Bradford 8/1
4. Montario Hardesty 8/1
5. Ben Tate 10/1
6. CJ Spiller 10/1
7. Demaryius Thomas 12/1
8. Jahvid Best 12/1
9. Dexter McCluster 14/1
10. Golden Tate 15/1
11. Arrelious Benn 16/1
12. Tim Tebow 16/1
13. Jordan Shipley 18/1
14. Jimmy Claussen 20/1
15. Toby Gerhart 20/1

I have a question for you.
Which team is the most clearest favorite to win their division?
Bill in Des Moine, IA

A thought-provoking question indeed. A few months ago the easy answer was San Diego, but no longer. I could say New Orleans, but seeing as how I picked Atlanta to beat them I probably shouldn't. It's probably a toss-up between Indy winning the AFC South and the 49ers winning the NFC West. For different reasons.

Indy will win the AFC South by about three games if Indy plays the way Indy played last year. Basically, if Manning stays healthy, and the defense at least holds opponents under 25 points per game.

In the NFC West, I just can't see anyone except San Fransisco winning the division or winning more than 7 games for that matter. I may be putting too much faith in Alex Smith and his career QB rating of 69.2, but who else in that division can compete?

I guess there is a chance that Matt Leinart won't completely suck...

But I doubt it.

Which player is being picked in the second round of every fantasy draft, but will produce like an sixth rounder?
Jason B, Grand Rapids MI

Well Jason ... the easy answer is Cedric Benson. But another easy answer is Larry Fitzgerald. And yet another is Ryan Matthews. And another, possibly, is Rashard Mendenhall.

Is there any possible chance that Jay Cutler totally proves you wrong, and the Bears win 10 games?
Aaron in Chicago, IL

No, and yes.

Yes, there is a chance that Chicago wins 10 games. They could dsweep Detroit, go 2-2 in the NFC East games, beat the Bills, Seahawks and Jets, split with the Packers and sweep the Vikings if Favre retires. It is possible. But in order to do that, it will be a defensive effort, and it will be led not by Brian Urlacher, but by Julius Peppers.

If Peppers plays like his freakish 2008 self and racks up 15 sacks, the entire Bears' defense will be fixed. Last year they gave up 23.4 points per game. They can drop that down to 19 points, and be on the verge on 10-6.

But as for the first question - will Jay Cutler prove me wrong and actually have a good season in Mike Martz's crazy offense - the answer remains a steadfast "no."

I listened to a six-minute interview with Cutler on Chicago radio earlier today, and he promised that he will continue to throw interceptions but that those interceptions will not be his fault. He said and I quote "Sometimes the receivers won't be in the right position, and the ball will be picked." Even in interviews, he's blaming other players. For things that haven't even happened yet. Pre-blaming. He's taking it to a new low.

Isn't it possible that some of the 26 INTs he threw last year were simply bad passes? Maybe the receiver was in the right spot, but he threw it to the wrong spot. Is that at all possible? Not in Cutler's mind. He's the only quarterback in NFL history who doesn't believe he's ever made a bad throw. And ironically, he's thrown some of the worst.

So while Martz's pass-heavy offense promises to move the chains and light up the scoreboard, it also promises a lot of turnovers and sacks and plenty of three-and-outs. Chicago's defense might allow only 19 points a game, but scoring 20 will be hard with the incurably horrible Cutler at the helm.

I can only name about 10 players in the entire NFL and yet I play fantasy football, and I won my league two years ago. How mad does that make you?
-Jim M, Grand Rapids, MI

Extremely angry.

That's all for now folks. Until next time, this has been my imaginary readers' mailbag.





Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Comprehensive NBA Preview - Eastern Conference

Recently, I wrote 22,533 words previewing the upcoming NFL season - 8,947 on the NFC and 13,586 on the AFC. It was so fun that I decided to do the same thing for the NBA. My goal is 15,000 words.

First, some overarching thoughts. My favorite sport is football, specifically the NFL. I still like basketball but not as much as I used to; blame it on the decline on the Pistons, or the incessant flopping and whining, or the copious thugs who have taken the NBA hostage and turned it into a freakshow of ego. There's a lot of factors. But I still love basketball, and I still love the Pistons, and I'm excited to preview this season.

It's a much different sport than the NFL. Rather than 22 starting players with varying roles, basketball has only 5 guys on the court and only 11 on a team. In football you can have 3 elite players and still stink. In basketball, one elite player and you're in the playoffs.

I'd like to begin in the Eastern Conference, because it's more interesting, it's more competitive, and for the first time since 1997, it's the better conference. First, the central division, which just so happens to be the least talented division in the NBA. Cleveland has won the division the past two years with consecutive 60 win seasons, but losing Zydrunas Ilgauskas will be such a devastating blow that they simply cannot recover.

CENTRAL DIVISION PREVIEW


Let’s begin with an honest assessment of the Pistons, as painful as it may be.

Detroit

As long as Richard Hamilton and Tayshaun Prince are together and healthy, this is going to remain a lazy and uninspired team full of whiners and has-beens who have this gross sense of entitlement because they used to be good 7 years ago. Sorry, that’s just the truth.

Hamilton has plummeted from a top five shooting guard to somewhere in the 25-30 range at his position, and Prince has fallen from a premier defensive player to somewhat of a liability; he’s still got the talent, he just doesn’t have the desire. These two are a cancer in the locker room and on the court. Until one or preferably both of them are eradicated from the roster, Detroit is not headed back to the postseason, even in the crappiest division in all of the NBA.

The rest of the team isn’t much better. Rodney Stuckey is an ill-equipped point guard who isn’t a great ball handler or passer or playmaker. He doesn’t have the intangible “vision” needed to be an elite point guard, nor does he have NBA speed. Also, he doesn’t have an outside shot or a midrange shot. But he does have a few strengths: he’s strong, aggressive, and can score well in traffic as well as draw fouls. He’s a quality 2 guard who unfortunately plays at the 1 guard position.

Ben Gordon is an inconsistent enigma; he’ll have a few games where you swear he’s the best shooter in the NBA, and other games where he’s a walking corpse. He has never been properly utilized, on Chicago or on Detroit. Is he finally going to usurp the starting role from Rip this season? Let’s hope so, but even if he does, don’t expect much on a consistent basis.

Jonas Jerebko was about as good as he could have been last year as a rookie, showing tremendous hustle and passion and unselfishness. Great team player and great role player. But not the kind of guy to build around if you want to be taken seriously by the rest of the league. Jerebko will likely start at the power forward spot, but Charlie Villanueva should see plenty of minutes off the bench. And for $6.5 million, he’d better do something.

Ben Wallace has been re-signed to be the Pistons’ center, and will play an important role in mentoring rookie Greg Monroe. Let’s hope Monroe sees the floor early and often, and more importantly, let’s hope he warrants his top 10 selection. He needs to be much more aggressive than he was in college, which is probably going to be uncomfortable for him. But Ben Wallace certainly isn’t going to score, and Villanueva is allergic to the paint, so the burden of inside scoring falls largely on Monroe.

Bigs off the bench include Wilcox and Maxiell, who give good rebounding but little to no offense. Will Bynum and Chucky Atkins come off the bench for Stuckey and are exciting but ultimately harmless small guards.

To put it bluntly, this is a team that is subpar on both the offensive and defensive ends. The three leading scorers – Hamilton, Stuckey, and Gordon – each shot 41% from the field or worse in 2009. That’s atrocious. No Piston averaged 5 assists a game last year. Also atrocious It’s an offense with no outside shooting and no inside scoring. It’s the laziest, more selfish, and least cohesive offensive unit in the entire NBA. Just being honest.

To expect any more than 30 wins this season is overly ambitious. Last season we were lucky to win 27 with our ragtag roster and complete lack of enthusiasm. With limited changes made to the roster and a passive rookie in the paint, I’m going to predict a 29 win, 53 loss season for the Boys in Blue. Deeetroit Baskkeetttballllll.

Milwaukee

My second favorite NBA team, Milwaukee is a trendy pick to make a decent playoff run this season, and for good reason. Last year they jumped from 34 wins to 46 wins and a 6 seed in the playoffs, thanks to the brilliant John Hammond (the same guy who built the 2004 NBA Champion Pistons and allowed Joe Dumars to take all the credit.) The development of Andrew Bogut and emergence of Brandon Jennings helped the Bucks take the league by storm, and caused many a team to “Fear the Deer.” If Bogut hadn’t broken three bones in early April, Milwaukee might have earned the 5th or even 4th seed in the East and who knows what might have happened.

The biggest story is obviously Brandon Jennings. After being taken tenth overall by Hammond, Jennings became the darling of the NBA when he scored 55 points in just the 7th game of his career. He averaged 22 points per game in November, and as his scoring numbers slowly declined, his assists and FG% climbed and he became one of the best all-around young point guards in the NBA. At just 6’1” and 170 pounds, Jennings has drawn plenty of comparisons to a young Allen Iverson, except that Jennings actually acknowledges his teammates and coaches and desires to improve.

Hammond has done a fantastic job surrounding Jennings and Bogut with the ideal supporting cast. Last year he traded for a pure scorer in John Salmons, who was then locked in for 5 years and $39 million. Salmons will replace the doldrum that is Charlie Bell. Both frontcourt positions were also bolstered this offseason with the additions of scorer Corey Maggette (ranked top ten in the NBA in free throws made last season) and rebounding specialist Drew Gooden. They’ve still got Luc Richard Mbah a Moute (an elite defender) and Ersan Ilyasova (a great hustle player), as well as Carlos Delfino and Chris Douglas-Roberts to provide offense off the bench. This may be the deepest team from 1-10 in the Eastern Conference. What else would you expect from John Hammond?

This is a well-rounded and tight-knit group of players, and they’ll be playing with confidence after the first winning season in Milwaukee since 2002. Bogut and Mbah a Moute are among the NBA’s best defensive players, and first-round pick Larry Sanders is a defensive specialist with a ridiculous 7’7” wingspan. This has the potential to be an elite defensive team; last year they finished 7th best and will certainly move into the top 5 this season barring another injury to Bogut. The question will be – can the offense get the job done, and that burden ultimately falls on Jennings. This is a big season for him, but fortunately, he has plenty of help. The Bucks can score inside and outside, and the additions of Maggette and Salmons take a lot of pressure off Jennings and allow him to play within himself and be a pass-first point guard; if he can shed the score-first mentality that got him into trouble sometimes in 2009, he could average upwards of 10 assists per game. If the Bucks remind you of the Billups-led Pistons, that’s because they were assembled by the same genius.

--Defensive aces at the 5 and 3 positions. (Wallace & Prince, Bogut & Mbah a Moute)

--Unselfish point guard (Billups, Jennings)

--Scoring wingmen (Hamilton, Salmons/Maggette)

--Energy players off the bench (Delfino & Maxiell & Hunter, Delfino & Ilyasvoa & Gooden)

Scott Skiles is a great young coach and has an immaculate rapport with Jennings, who recently said he hopes Skiles will be his coach for his entire career. I don’t think that’s just a load of bull. I think Jennings genuinely loves being a Buck and will especially love it after a 51-31 season helps Milwaukee win the Central Division for the first time in a decade.

This is the Year of the Deer.

Indiana

The Pacers’ roster just keeps getting whiter and whiter, which I’m starting to think is no coincidence. After all, isn’t the Klu Klux Klan based out of Indiana? I’m not really sure, but I do know that four of their five best players are whities, which explains why the Pacers are so perennially uncompetitive.

Danny Granger is the team’s only good player, and he’s a small forward. So I was extraordinarily surprised when Pacers’ President of Basketball Operations Larry Bird selected Paul George (a black dude!) with the 10th overall pick. Why? Because George, like Granger, is a small forward. In fact, George’s scouting report says the NBA player he most resembles is none other than Danny Granger. So rather than addressing the glaring needs at the 1, 2, 4 and 5 positions, the Pacers opted to grab another 3. I’m as confused as anyone.

Indiana hasn’t added or lost anyone in free agency, for two reasons. One – because they are stuck in financial hell thanks to the $30 million they are paying Troy Murphy, Mike Dunleavy, and T.J. Ford in 2010; and two – because no free agent would want to play in boring Indianapolis, a city dominated by football and car racing, when they could go to Chicago or New York. The NBA is a sport of gangsters and thugs, so naturally they gravitate towards big cities. Indianapolis is not appealing in any sense, which is why Granger is likely to leave once his contract runs out in 2013.

Rounding out the starting lineup are Murphy, a 6’11” guy who can rebound and shoot the three but is soft and extremely Irish; Dunleavy, a typical coach’s son with all the fundamentals and none of the athleticism; Ford, a diminutive point guard; and Brandon Rush, an athletic swingman who can’t shoot.

The bench consists of pseudo-flop Roy Hibbert, a Jamaican 7-footer who can play some defense but can’t really score; Dahntay Jones, their best perimeter defender; and a handful of Caucasians – Tyler Hansbrough (the NBA’s Tim Tebow), Jeff Foster (a dead clone of Freddie Prince Jr.), Josh McRoberts (isn’t that the whitest name you’ve ever heard), and their coach – king of the whities – Jim O’Brien.

The Pacers rely far too much on Granger for offensive production. Last year they went 7-14 in games that Granger missed due to injury – including an eight game losing streak. And despite his extraordinary year in 2008 (25.8 ppg on 44.7% shooting), Granger deteriorated as a shooter last season dramatically. Here are two telling statistics:

One - Among players who scored 20 or more per game last season, Granger had the worst FG% at 42.8%.

Two - He was the only player in the NBA to average more than 7 three-pointers attempted per game.

Think there’s a chance those two statistics are related?

When Granger isn’t hitting his shots, this offense essentially stands still. Murphy, their second-leading scorer, is primarily a big man who shoots from beyond the arc. Hibbert and Foster can’t get much done in the paint. Ford and Jones and Rush are unable to create their own shot off the dribble. There is no offensive catalyst; no point guard who makes the engine run. The closest they have is Earl Watson, and he’s an unrestricted free agent looking at joining the Lakers or Celtics or Rockets in the near future. Why didn’t they draft a point guard instead of Paul George???

Defensively, the Pacers were the third-worst team in the Eastern Conference in 2009, and I wouldn’t expect that to change much. Hibbert is a quality shot blocker and Jones is a quality on-the-ball defender, but that’s about it. The four guys who led the team in minutes – Granger, Murphy, Rush and Ford – are all subpar defensive players. Last year Indy won 32 games, and there’s no reason to project that number to increase. For 2010 I’ll say they finish 25-57.

Chicago

The favorite to win the Central Division now that Cleveland is depleted, and rightfully so. However I already picked Milwaukee, but I do think Chicago gives them a good run for their money.

The key acquisition was obviously Carlos Boozer, a nightly double-double who gives the Bulls exactly what they needed – interior scoring. Not signing LeBron James or Dwayne Wade actually helped Chicago in some respects, in that they weren’t forced into a financial straightjacket and could get not only Boozer but also Kyle Korver, Ronnie Brewer, and C.J. Watson in free agency. Adding those pieces to a core of Derrick Rose, Joakim Noah and Luol Deng gives Chicago a legitimate chance to compete in the East.

However, there was a price to pay for acquiring Boozer and company. Kirk Hinrich was traded to the Wizards, Hakim Warrick was sent to the Suns, and starting center Brad Miller signed with the Rockets. Each of those losses is significant for Chicago; Miller and Warrick each provided about 8 points and 4 rebounds per game, and Hinrich is one of the best defensive point guards in the NBA and a good passer. Those losses will hurt, no question about it.

But let’s not let the addition of Carlos Boozer go totally unnoticed in the hoopla of LeBron’s decision and all that other crap. Boozer is a better player than Amare Stoudemire, a better player than Joe Johnson, and quite possibly a better player than Chris Bosh. He’s one of the best pick-and-roll big men in the NBA, and executed the offense perfectly with Deron Williams in Utah. Now he gets to play with a very similar young guard in Derrick Rose, and will be surrounded with very similar weapons in Chicago as he was on Utah. In fact, very similar weapons might be an understatement. Ronnie Brewer and Kyle Korver both spent a few years on the Jazz along with Boozer. It makes you wonder if John Paxson and new Bulls’ coach Tom Thibodeau have some sort of obsession with the Jazz, sort of like Rod Marinelli when he built the Lions out of Tampa Bay castoffs. Fortunately for Chicago, Utah has been pretty good for a while now.

This is a team, like Milwaukee, that’s stacked from top to bottom. The starting lineup of Rose, Boozer, Noah and Deng is one of the best in the East. It’s yet to be determined who will start at the 2 position, but a revolving door of Korver (outside-shooting specialist) and Brewer (defensive specialist) will be sufficient. James Johnson and Taj Gibson give Chicago a couple of young, athletic hustle players at the 3 and 4 positions.

This will either be a good team, or a very good team, and that will depend on the development of Rose in his third NBA season. The former #1 overall pick looked an awful lot like Magic Johnson as a rookie and improved across the board in his sophomore campaign with averages of 20.8 points, 6 assists, 3.7 rebounds and 48.9% shooting. He’s got to improve the free-throw percentage and create more steals (especially in the absence of Hinrich), and more importantly he’s got to get Chicago above the 50 win mark before he can ascend into the ‘Best Point Guard in the NBA’ discussion. But he’s close.

Last year Chicago snuck into the playoffs at 41-41 and was swept by Cleveland. This year I’d bet on at least 45 wins; I’ll guess 48 and the fifth seed.

Cleveland

All you need to know is on this page: Cleveland is the only NBA team to have no additions in the 2010 offseason. No free agents acquired, no trades or sign-and-trades, not even a single draft pick. LeBron is gone. Big Z is gone. Shaq is basically gone. What hope is there for the Cleveland Cavaliers to even win 30 games with LeBron James? Take a look at their projected starting lineup:

Mo Williams -1
Anthony Parker -2
Antwan Jamison -4
Anderson Varejao - 5
JAMARIO MOON – 3

So… let me get this straight Cleveland … you’re going to replace LeBron James with Jamario Moon? Was that really your backup plan?

How could Cleveland have possibly NOT known they were going to lose LeBron this summer? Didn’t they hear the undertones in his comments back in 2008 when he said that everyone should fall asleep until July of 2010 because it was going to be ‘big?’ Didn’t they see him wearing a Yankees hat and Knicks shoes? Didn’t they see him give up in the playoffs against Boston? How could they have possibly not had a backup plan for if LeBron left??

Oh, wait, they did have a backup plan. Burn their LeBron jerseys and cry.

But even in LeAftermath, this is still a more talented roster than some in the Central Division (namely the Pistons and Pacers). Mo Williams and Antwan Jamison are capable dudes as long as you’re not too interested in winning playoff games, and they’ve got honorable hustle players in Varejao and J.J. Hickson. They’ve still got Boobie Gibson (who I would imagine is crushed by LeDecision as much as anyone) and Delonte West (an underrated 2 guard who was arrested in September of 2009 for carrying three guns in a guitar case while riding his motorcycle … yup true story) and Leon Powe (an adequate but not exciting big man.) This isn’t the worst team in the NBA. Though it is close.

The chances of them winning 60 games for a third straight year are somewhere between 0% and 1%. The chances of them even making the playoffs are no better than 10%. My prediction is right around 17 wins, the same number they had before they drafted LeBron on that fateful day in June of 2003.

You know who has to be really pissed right now? New Cavs coach Byron Scott.

Prediction – 18-64.

Here’s a recap of the Central:

Bucks 51-31
Bulls 48-34
Pistons 29-53
Pacers 25-57
Cavs 18-64

ATLANTIC DIVISION PREVIEW:

Boston

Even though Paul Pierce, Ray Allen and Kevin Garnett continue to use the moniker “Big Three,” it’s obvious that Rajon Rondo emerged as the Celtics’ best player sometime last season. There’s really no denying that fact. He was a top five NBA point guard during the regular season and the best point guard on the planet during the playoffs. Going into this season he has to be considered a top 15 overall player.

Allen and Garnett have almost 70 years between them and Pierce is no youngster at 32. Boston basically had a choice this offseason: either keep the core together and make one final run at a championship, or disband and start building towards the future. Smartly, they re-signed Ray Allen and Paul Pierce and will compete with Miami for a chance at the NBA Finals. And considering they had a double-digit lead in the second half of game 7 of the NBA Finals this year, I think they should still be considered fairly competitive. If just one or two of the Lakers’ shots in the fourth quarter were misses instead of makes, we could be calling Boston the defending champs. If Kendrick Perkins doesn’t blow out his knee in game 6, Boston might have sent Kobe home crying. Basketball is full of hypotheticals, of course, but that was one of the closest and most competitive NBA Finals in decades and Boston went toe-to-toe with the best team in the West and very nearly won.

So how washed-up do the “Big Three” become in this offseason? Will Garnett still have anything left next season? Last year he averaged less than 30 minutes per game for the first time since his rookie season, and it’d be crazy to expect him to have a sudden renaissance with all the health problems he has had. And then there’s Ray Allen, who also logged the lowest minutes per game he’s had since 1998. These guys are running out of gas, and to give Boston a chance at repeating in the East their going to need players to step off the bench and play considerable minutes. And not just play, but play well.

While Boston has had a busy offseason, I’m not sure they’ve made all the right moves. Re-signing former slam dunk contest winner Nate Robinson is a mistake in my opinion. Why? Just watch this video and you’ll see what a stupid punk he is. also, notice at Carmelo at :37 seconds. He throws a punch and then runs away. Real tough.) Boston also made one of the worst free-agency signings of all time, paying the rotting corpse of Jermaine O’Neal $12 million to replace Rasheed.

Losing role players Tony Allen and Shelden Williams won’t cause complete disarray to the Celtics, but it won’t be helpful. Allen was one of their best defensive players and could guard pretty much any 2 guard. Also important will be how center Kendrick Perkins recovers from the knee injury that caused him to miss game 7 of the Finals. If Perkins’s recovery is anything like Andrew Bynum’s “recovery,” the Celtics could be in serious trouble. Their only other big men are Garnett, O’Neal, and Big Baby Glen Davis. Davis is an energy player, so you don’t want him playing more than 30 minutes in a game. But they may not have a choice. I don’t think they’ll get squat from O’Neal.

As much as losing Rasheed to retirement is a blessing for Boston, it’s also a blow because of his alleged ability to shoot the 3. Granted, he missed a vast majority of the 3s he shot, but defenses never seemed to realize that. They could have left him unguarded, but they didn’t, and by stretching the court to guard him they opened up the paint for Rondo and Pierce. Even by missing countless shots Rasheed controlled what defenses did. But now, the only big man they have with any outside shooting capability is Brian Scalabrine, and he’s expected to sign elsewhere soon. (Rumor has it he might move to Miami.)

Obviously this is still a ridiculously good starting five – Rondo, Allen, Pierce, Garnett, and Perkins. Probably the best starting five in basketball. But aside from Rondo, you can’t expect any of those guys to play more than 35 minutes a game. And if Robinson and Davis are players 6 and 7 off the bench, I don’t love that if I’m a Celtics fan. Which I’m not.

Last year Boston won 50 games on the nose, and that was despite some very uninspired play, especially late in the season. They battled injuries and indolence and idiocy (Doc Rivers), but still won 50 games and got the 4 seed. This year, they’re older and slower, but also liberated from Rasheed Wallace’s stupid antics. I’m going to say 54 wins.

New York

Other than Cleveland, New York was the biggest losers in the LeBron lottery. They signed Amare Stoudemire to a lucrative contract hoping to lure LeBron, but his mind was made up a long time ago. Now, by losing David Lee to the Warriors, New York essentially replaced one of the best rebounding centers with one of the worst rebounding centers. Amare’s offensive game is much better, but at the price of losing all the rebounding and defense that Lee provided night in and night out.

But losing Lee wasn’t a total loss; they acquired three Warriors in the sign-and-trade: Kelenna Azubuike (quality scoring 2 guard), Anthony Randolph (a Tayshaun-like defender), and Ronny Turiaf (provides defense and size). They also brought in former Bobcats’ point guard Raymond Felton via free agency, and he’ll likely start at the 1 position.

New York also lost several players this summer along with David Lee – Al Harrington, Chris Duhon, and Sergio Rodriguez. The only incumbent member of the starting lineup will be Italian sharpshooter Danilo Gallinari at the 3. The rest of the starters will likely be Felton, Azubuike, Amare and Turiaf, with Wilson Chandler and Randolph playing most of the minutes off the bench. A player to keep an eye on is 7’1” center Timofey Mozgov, a monstrous Russian the Knicks signed this summer. He’s young and reportedly can play on both ends of the court. Of course they said the same thing about Darko.

Basically, last year New York was a mess. They were still in full-fledged recovery mode thanks to Isaiah Thomas. But clearing cap space for LeBron turned out to be a blessing even though they didn’t get him. They were able to land essentially a whole new starting lineup. And when Eddy Curry’s hilarious $11 million contract comes off the books next summer in 2011, we could see Carmelo Anthony and/or Chris Paul joining the Knicks.

Can you imagine –LeBron/Wade/Bosh on one team and Paul/Anthony/Amare on the other. It could very well happen. Which could make for one of the most interesting eras in NBA history. As well as one of the most boring for Pistons’ fans.

But that’s next summer. In order for that dream to become a reality, Kew York’s role players are going to have to show Carmelo and Chris that they can play this season.

I’ve heard some ridiculous crap about Amare Stoudemire joining the Knicks, up to and including that he’s the best Knicks’ player since Patrick Ewing. Let’s get something straight here – he isn’t. I honestly don’t think he’s a better all-around player than David Lee. But I have to admit, he’s a perfect fit in New York, where coach Mike D’Antoni has no interest in little things like defense and rebounding. It will be like Phoenix East. If they can grab Chris Paul next summer to play the role of Steve Nash, look out.

New York won 29 games last season thanks to the worst defense in the Eastern Conference. This year their win total should increase thanks to Amare and the crew of former Warriors, but I don’t want to get too carried away. I’ll say 43-39. Good enough for a playoff birth.

(EDIT: Breaking News - - Chris Paul is requesting a trade before the season starts and New York is atop his list. Wow.)

New Jersey

Another team that was wounded badly by the summer of LeBron. New Nets’ owner Mikhail Prokhorov invested a lot of chips in LeBron and lost all of them. And after winning just 12 games in 2009, the Nets missed out on both John Wall and Evan Turner and settled for Derrick Favors with the third overall pick.

They’ll retain their two best players, PG Devin Harris and C Brook Lopez, along with 2 guard Courtney Lee. Favors will likely begin the season in the starting lineup at the 4 spot, and the 3 spot will probably be occupied by Terrence Williams. So yeah, not a great lineup.

But they should certainly improve from the ghastly 12 win season, if nothing else because of Favors, who has potential to be a truly dominant big man. He also has potential to be a major bust, and frankly neither would surprise me.

When they missed on LeBron, New Jersey quickly got active and signed Travis Outlaw to what’s been called one of the worst contracts of all time – 5 years, $35 million. How does a bench player with a career 9.5 scoring average earn a $35 million contract? I have no idea. New Jersey also locked in former Lakers guard Jordan Farmar (a good backup) and French 7-footer Johan Petro (a rebounding specialist) for three years each. Lastly they traded a draft pick to the Warriors for three-point shooting specialist Anthony Morrow, filling a huge need for outside shooting.

Are the Nets still the NBA’s worst team? No, probably not. Are they still bad? Yes, absolutely. But just like the 2008 Detroit Lions, the Nets did the smart thing by ridding the roster of as many players as possible to try to re-create an atmosphere of winning, or at least of hope. Letting losing linger is the worst thing a franchise can do.

With Harris and Farmar at the 1, Lee and Morrow at the 2, Williams and Outlaw at the 3, and Favors, Lopez and Petro as the bigs, this is a roster than could surprise people and make a playoff push. It likely won’t, but they do have one major advantage – head coach Avery Johnson. I’m going to predict a 30-52 season.

Philadelphia

I’d like to start by saying that Philly is my sleeper team to make the playoffs this season, and also will have the honor of being swept by LeBron, Dwayne and Co.

As good as John Wall is and will be, I think Philly got the best player in the 2010 Draft with Buckeye Evan Turner. Although Turner played point guard on Ohio State, he’s more natural at the 2 or even the 3 position. He’s 6’7” but handles the ball like a point guard and can score at will, off the dribble or running off screens. He can do just about everything on offense. He’s in that Oscar-Magic-LeBron mold as far as being a tall guard with great vision and passing ability, though I’m not willing to say he’ll have the career of any of those guys or even close to it. But he is special, and he’ll definitely be the face of the Philly franchise for a few years at least.

It’s important for Philly to find a point guard to run the offense and allow Turner to be comfortable. So far they haven’t done that, and that’s this team’s biggest weakness. Jrue Holliday, drafted in the first round last year, is slated to be the starting point guard, but I don’t see that working too well. They’ve got Lou Williams to back Jrue up.

The Sixers’ leading scorer has been Andre Iguodala for the past 5 seasons, and it will be interesting to see how willingly he passes the torch to Turner. Iggy still has 4 more years on his contract, so he better learn to adjust. If he tries to hold on to his status as “the man” in Philadelphia, he’ll become despised by the Philly fans and eventually suffer an “injury” that keeps him off the floor. But hopefully he can get used to playing second fiddle to a future star like Turner.

The 76ers suffered a huge blow when center Samuel Dalembert was traded to the Kings. In exchange Philly received Spencer Hawes and Andrew Nocioni – viable role players but not elite rebounders like Dalembert. The big Haitian ranked in the top 15 in both rebounds and blocks for the past 4 seasons. How many other players can say that? None (the only one close is Marcus Camby).

Replacing Dalembert in the starting lineup will be 22-year old Marresse Speights, and that’s a downgrade on both ends of the floor. The Sixers will need power forward Elton Brand to convalesce from the injury that’s kept him out for the past 3 seasons and reclaim the 20 and 10 form from his years on the Clippers. Brand is only 31 years old; by contrast Camby is 36 and he’s averaged double digit rebounds for the past 11 seasons. So no excuses Elton, get your lazy ass back on the court. You can’t be injured 4 years in a row.

Coming off the bench Philly has one of the most athletic energy guys in the NBA in Thaddeus Young, who should in fact be starting and probably will be by the end of the season. They’ve also got one of the NBA’s best outside shooters in Jason Kapano as well as veteran Willie Green.

Philly’s best starting five would be Brand at the 5, Young at the 4, Iggy at the 3, Turner at the 2, and Jrue at the 1. If they can get all those guys on the court at the same time and everyone defers to Turner as the primary scoring option, this could be a good team. For whatever reason, I have a good feeling about them. I’m gonna say 40-42 (a 13 win improvement from last season) and the eighth seed in the East.

Toronto

On paper, this is probably the least talented team in the NBA. With Chris Bosh departing and Hedo Turkoglu being traded to the Suns, it’s tough to even guess who the Raps’ best player is. Newly acquired Leandro Barbosa (AKA the Brazilian blur) perhaps? Or point guard Jose Calderon? Or maybe youngster DeMar DeRozan, last year’s 9th overall pick? This roster is a mishmash of leftovers and castoffs and vagabonds, guys who couldn’t find a job in America so they were forced to Canada. It’s the one city that absolutely no NBA player wants to play in, as Chris Bosh proved with overly blunt starkness last month. Anyone who develops into an NBA star in Toronto is just biding their time before they can leave.

When that happens in the NBA, the only way to build is through the NBA draft. You can’t attract free agents and need to hit a bulls eye in the first round every year. That’s how the Spurs dynasty was born – picks of Duncan, Parker and Ginobili in three consecutive years. So that’s a lot of pressure on DeRozan and this year’s lottery pick Ed Davis, power forward from UNC, who will attempt to fill the shoes left by Bosh.

And then there’s Amir Johnson, a nice kid with decent defensive ability and outstanding length, but really no offensive game or basketball instincts. On the Pistons, Amir’s claim to fame was that he led the NBA in fouls per 48 minutes. His average stat line was 8 minutes, 2 rebounds, 2 blocks, 4 fouls. Why do I bring him up? Because the Raptors, in full panic mode, just re-signed him to a uproarious 5-year, $34 million dollar deal. That’s right up there with the worst contracts of the summer.

Toronto also added former Nuggets big man Linas Kleiza and bench-warmer Dwayne Jones from the Suns, as well as Barbosa in the Turkoglu trade. The only other additions of the offseason were Davis and a second round pick.

It’s a simple formula really: when you missed the playoffs despite having Chris Bosh, and then lost him without replacing him in any way, you can’t expect to make the playoffs the following year. I don’t care how well DeRozan develops or how good of a rookie Davis is, there’s no way Toronto is coming anywhere close to the playoffs this season, and they know this as well as anyone.

Their projected starting line-up looks like this:

Jose Calderon at the 1, DeRozan at the 2, Sonny Weems at the 3, Amir at the 4, and 7-foot Italian Andrea Bargnani at the 5. With apologies to the Nets and Timberwolves and Wizards, this has to be the worst starting 5 in basketball. I’m going to predict a league-low 17 wins.

Recap of the Atlantic:

Boston 54-28
New York 43-39
Philadelphia 40-42
New Jersey 30-52
Toronto 17-65

SOUTHEAST DIVISION PREVIEW

Miami

Don’t even know where to start. There’s so much to say, I’ll try to keep it brief:

1) First off, LeBron is now the biggest douche in the NBA. He cemented this fact with his hour-long TV special which was as anticlimactic as it was painful to watch. For a narcissistic ego-maniac, he lacks the charm and personality to be the “global icon” he dreams of being. His goal with the TV special was to become more than just a sports icon, but a genuine celebrity who is known to non-sports fans just like MJ and Tiger. He succeeded. But not in the way he hoped. Instead, LeBron is now synonymous with “that jerk who stabbed his team in the back on national TV so he could play with that guy from the Fave 5 commercials.” LeBron needs to fire every single one of his “business partners” or “homeys” or whatever those goons call themselves, and hire a real PR team. The Decision was a trainwreck in every way possible.

2) Miami’s fans are the luckiest sons of bitches in the country, maybe ever. They were 2 seconds away from losing Wade to Chicago and having a 20 win team led by Michael Beasley. Instead, just a matter of two days later, Miami re-signed Wade and brought in Chris Bosh, giving them one of the NBA’s best teams. Just surviving the Wade free agency was enough luck for a lifetime for Miami fans; adding Bosh was like winning the lottery. And adding LeBron was like winning the lottery while being struck by lightning while simultaneously finding a diamond the size of a plum in your coat pocket.

Imagine being a mid-90s Detroit Lions fan and Barry Sanders is contemplating free agency. He’s leaning between 3 or 4 other teams, and you’re pretty sure he’s about to leave. Then suddenly he says “Not only am I staying, but Reggie White and Deion Sanders have decided to join me in Detroit.” You would be ecstatic, but then imagine that a few days later John Elway and Jerry Rice decide that they too will come to Detroit. That’s the Heat. No wonder everybody hates them.

Or in real life terms, it would be like sitting a table at a fancy restaurant waiting for a blind date when the most hideous, revolting, monstrous girl you’ve ever seen comes over and sits down for a few minutes and farts three or four times, but then says “Oh, I’m sorry, never mind, wrong table,” and as she leaves this other girl sits down and she’s like a cross between Megan Fox and Princess Diana. She’s simply gorgeous, but as if that’s not enough, she falls instantly in love with you and wants to marry you. And then she calmly explains that her parents are the owners of the Qdoba franchise and they own several islands in the Mediterranean and she’d really like you to quit your job and go live with her on an island and eat Qdoba every day. That’s LeBron joining Wade and Bosh, if you’re a Heat fan. I hope those sons of bitches know how lucky they are.

3) Everyone is obsessed with making the following comment: “The Lakers are still the best team in the NBA.” Every analyst has said this, every writer, even Dwayne Wade said it. But guess what. It’s not true, and I think both the Heat and the Lakers know it.

Here’s another phrase that keeps being tossed around: “LeBron is now the Robin to Wade’s Batman.” Okay, Wade was there first and it is his team. I get all that. But let’s not for one second act like LeBron is an inferior player to Dwayne Wade. That’s outrageous. Wade is a great player and a great athlete, but LeBron is transcendental. He’s the best athlete in NBA history. He is a much, much, much, much, much better player than Dwayne Wade.

If LeBron had joined the Knicks, they would have become the best team in the NBA. (Need I remind you that the Cavaliers, not the Lakers, have had the NBA’s best record two season in a row?) If LeBron had joined the Nets – best team in the NBA. If he had joined the Texas Longhorns, they would have been the best team in the NBA. I’m not kidding. Wherever he went was instantly a 60 win team. He’s that good.

So spare me the “Lakers are the favorites” speech. I’m not buying it. LeBron joined a team with two All Stars. He could have won 60 without them. With them, he’s got to be seriously considering 70 wins.

Here’s another thing. Everyone keeps talking about how LeBron, Wade, and Bosh will all see a decline in their personal stats. That’s true, and it pretty much locks up the scoring title for Kevin Durant for the next 5 seasons. But it doesn’t mean LeBron is out of the MVP discussion or necessarily out of the “all-time great” conversation either.

He won’t score 30 per game any more, but he’ll notch at least 24 easily. More importantly, LeBron will play a Magic-esque point-forward position for the Heat (why do you think they’ve made no effort to secure a point guard?) and will average 10 assists per game without breaking a sweat. As Bill Simmons points out, LeBron will become only the third player in NBA history to lead the NBA in both scoring and assists in different seasons. That’s a guarantee.

All LeBron needs to do is focus on rebounding the ball every night and he could join Oscar Robertson as the only player to average a triple-double. It’ll be hard with Bosh in the mix, but doable. One thing’s for sure, he’s going to have unreasonably good stat lines on a regular basis. His 24-9-13 will place him squarely in the MVP discussion, along with Durant’s 32-8-3 and Kobe’s 27-6-5 and Howards’ 15-14-2-3. But as of now, I’m definitely thinking the MVP is LeBron’s to lose.

If you’re curious, Wade will put up 26-6-4 and Bosh will be right around 19-11-3-2.

4) Lastly, I suppose we should talk about the Miami supporting cast a little bit. They lost Jermaine O’Neal and Quentin Richardson and Michael Beasley, but re-signed Udonis Haslem and also brought in Big Z from the Cavs. And don’t overlook the addition of outside-shooter Mike Miller, as well as second-round pick Dexter Pittman who may start next to Bosh in the frontcourt.

Rounding out the bench are a bunch of lucky goons, including Carlos Arroyo, Juwan Howard, Jamaal Magloire, and a few others. I’m still expecting Shaq and/or Iverson to join the Heat. And believe it or not, they’ve had discussions with Penny Hardaway about joining as well. Yes, as a player, not a coach.

5) In terms of a prediction, I’m going to play it safe and guess 65. That’s seven short of the 95 Bulls’ record, but it gives them something to shoot for next year. And just for the record, I’m saying Miami wins the 2011 Finals, and LeBron gets the last laugh while Cleveland fans light themselves on fire.

Orlando

As bad as LeWhatever was for Cleveland and New York and New Jersey, it was also bad for Orlando. Why? Because now the Southeast division is no longer theirs. They’ll have to battle for second. And there’s nothing they can do about it.

The only notable loss for Orlando this offseason was bad-boy Matt Barnes, and they replaced him with a couple of capable offensive players in Quentin Richardson and Chris Duhon, as well as re-signing J.J. Redick to a three-year deal. This will be a good team once again, but it seems anti-climatic to try to hype them up in light of Miami. But I’ll try anyway I suppose.

Dwight Howard, winner of back-to-back D-MVPs, is a top 10 NBA player and may be close to the top 5. He has plenty of weaknesses (free-throw shooting obviously, and he could use another post move or two) but makes up for it with dominant size and strength that hasn’t been seen since Shaq. He’s an absolute beast and makes it possible for Orlando to jack up threes like crazy.

Last year they topped the NBA in three-pointers attempted and shot the third best percentage from downtown. And it wasn’t just one or two guys – a whopping eight guys averaged at least 2 attempts per game from behind the line. Adding Quentin Richardson (who shot 5 per game) and Duhon (4 per game) will be interesting. I like the way GM Otis Smith is assembling this team, though it is risky.

If you ask me, Orlando’s best chance at keeping pace with Miami is to dump Vince Carter and his $17 contract or at least move him to the bench. He’s a terrible team player who can’t forget about his glory days; the less Uncle Rico players you have, the better. Replace Vince with Quentin in the starting 5, and along with Dwight, Jameer Nelson, Rashard Lewis, and Mickael Pietrus (a highly underrated French player), you’ve got a competitive team that could easily win 50 games and maybe more.

My guess is right around 52, which would be a 7 game drop-off from last season. I think they lose just a little bit of motivation knowing that their division is unwinnable, and probably lose focus in a few easy games. But 52 wins will keep them on their home-court in the first round at least.

Atlanta

Last year Atlanta was the most league’s disappointing playoff team but one of the best regular season teams. They won 53 games behind coach Mike Woodson, the most they have won since 1996. But alas, they barely beat the Bogut-less Bucks in the first round and then were swept by Orlando by an average of 25 points per game.

Then they fired Woodson and went into panic-mode, fearing that they would lose “star” player Joe Johnson. So they did what the Godfather would do. They made him an offer he couldn’t refuse. 6-years, $119 million. That’s roughly $20 million a year for a guy who averages 21-4-5, doesn’t play defense, doesn’t shoot a high percentage, never gets to the free-throw line, and is already almost 30. This is a terrible contract for this season; in three years, it will be unforgivably atrocious; in six years it’ll be considered the worst contract in NBA history. Johnson isn’t even a top 25 overall player in the NBA, and he’s being paid like he’s the best.

So, with all that said, I’m not optimistic for Atlanta. I think Johnson is a money-first guy, and now that he’s been given the big bucks he’s going to relax, shoot more threes, and play even less defense. (Basically he’ll take a page from Rip Hamilton’s book). Josh Smith is an elite defender and a physical freak, but not an efficient offensive player. Same goes for 6’9” center Al Horford. The other two starters – Mike Bibby and Marvin Williams – are average players at best. Off the bench Atlanta has shoot-crazy Jamal Crawford, who will be shooting even more now that he’s the sixth-man of the year. That’s a recipe for losing.

The Hawks didn’t do anything this offseason other than over-pay their “star” player and secure the fact that they won’t be in the ECFs for another decade. Too bad. 44-38, and a first round exit.

Charlotte

If you’re the greatest basketball player to ever live, and your job is to evaluate players who will never be as good as you, it must be pretty difficult. But such is the life for Michael Jordan, owner and president of the Charlotte Bobcats.

Since becoming an NBA team in 2004, Charlotte has never won 45 games and has only made the playoffs one time – last season, when they were effortlessly swept by Orlando. This offseason brought more upheaval to a Charlotte roster that can’t seem to grasp the idea of continuity; with two integral starters relocating, the rebuilding process continues.

Point guard Raymond Felton, who Jordan chose in the 2005 draft largely because of their shared UNC roots, has been Charlotte’s starter at the 1 position for five seasons, and was lost in free agency to the Knicks. Meanwhile center Tyson Chandler, who was brought in last year to replace #1 overall pick and miserable bust Emeka Okafor, was sent to Dallas in a 5 player trade last month.

In exchange, Charlotte received a trio of role players – underrated center Erick Dampier (a very productive rebounder), spot-up shooter Matt Carroll (who spent 4 seasons on Charlotte previously), and Mexican power forward Eduardo Najera (a hustle defender who should be a favorite of Larry Brown.) Each of these players will contribute and add depth to a barren roster, but only Dampier should be expected to start.

The Bobcats were one of only three teams who weren’t involved in the 2010 NBA Draft (the others Cleveland and Denver), so they’ll continue their method of trying to build and re-build through free agency. The only two additions so far have been point guard Shaun Livingston (the victim of one of the ugliest injuries in sports history) and bench-warmer Dominic McGuire. Neither of these guys will do anything noteworthy.

Which means that Charlotte’s core players will be, once again, knucklehead Stephen Jackson and defensive superstar Gerald Wallace. GW is one of the NBA’s 20 best players and the second best defensive player next to Dwight Howard, but his offensive game leaves something to be desired. Jackson is an offensive-minded player who takes too many shots and shoots a very low percentage. As a general rule of thumb, when your leading scorer shoots 42% from the field, you’re not going anywhere. In fact I’d be willing to bet all the money I have that no team has ever won an championship with a leading scorer who shot 42% from the field. So until either Jackson learns to take better shots or the Bobcats find a new go-to offensive player, they’ll continue to settle for mediocrity.

I’ll guess 36 wins and they miss the playoffs.

Washington

Two of the biggest stories in the NBA last year focused on the Washington Wizards, but alas, they were the fourth-worst team in the standings.

First, their $130 million dollar man, Gilbert Arenas, brought guns to the stadium like the incomprehensible idiot that he is, and then treated the whole issue like a joke. He pointed pretend guns at teammates and laughed about the issue with reporters, and said outright that he wasn’t sorry. Commissioner David Stern responded by suspending Arenas for the rest of the season.

I never really got into this issue, because if was so utterly absurd that I didn’t even know where to start. Who brings guns into their workplace and acts like it’s no big deal? What would happen to a regular person if they brought guns to their office and left them on the desk. There would be no reporters, no news story, just an immediate firing and possibly jail time. Who does this idiot think he is?

By losing Arenas, their franchise player who was locked-in for one of the biggest contracts in NBA history, Washington began a complete upheaval process smack-dab in the middle of the season. They traded their second and third best players, Caron Butler and Antwan Jamison, to the Mavericks and Cavs, respectively. In return, they didn’t get much. For Jamison, they got a first round draft pick (used to select Trevor Booker, more on him later) as well as small forward Al Thornton. For Butler, they got admitted pot-smoker Josh Howard, and role players Quinton Ross and James Singleton; none of those three are currently with the Wizards. They also lost Brendan Haywood, their starting center in this deal, but also acquired Dallas’s first round pick.

So bottom line: they cleaned house and didn’t get anything in return, except draft picks. Going into June’s draft, Washington was the only team which held three first-round picks. And not only that, but the #1 overall pick, which was used as expected to take freshman sensation John Wall from Kentucky. Therein lies the other major story referenced in the opening sentence.

John Wall will be immediately expected to be a superstar, and is likened to a LeBron and Magic Johnson on a consistent basis. A more fair comparison is Derrick Rose or Deron Williams, but in any event, Wall is a freakish talent that only comes along every few year. He’s both an elite passer and an elite shooter, and will be one of the fastest players in the NBA off the dribble. He’s unselfish but not afraid to attack the basket; he’s a great free-throw shooter, a good three-point shooter, and a pretty good rebounder. He’s the complete package, and will compete with Evan Turner for rookie of the year. It will be interesting to see how Arenas and Wall share the point guard position, but of course it’s Wall, not Arenas, who the team will be built around.

The other two first-round picks were the aforementioned Trevor Booker, a solid defender and rebounder at the 4 position, and Kevin Seraphin, a French center known for high-flying dunks rather than jump shooting. By shoring up the frontcourt with these two picks, and obviously establishing Wall at the 1 position, Washington has put the building blocks in place for a successful rebuilding project.

Of course, dividends won’t pay off immediately and to expect the Wizards to make the playoffs is a little bit crazy. The rest of their roster is still ragtag at best, although they made a couple of strong additions this summer by adding SG Kirk Hinrich and PF Yi Jianlian. They’ve also got a number of ‘project’ players with 25 year old SG Nick Young, 22 year old C JaVale McGee, and 23 year old PF Andray Blatche, who made a splash last season in Jamison’s absence by average 21 points and 8 rebounds in April. Each of these players has loads of potential but is raw and completely untested. Washington has the youngest roster in the NBA and is the only team with no players 30 years or older; Kirk Hinrich is the veteran at 29.

It’s likely that the starting five for Washington will be Wall, Arenas at the 2 (Gilbert playing the “shooting guard” position next year will be one of the greatest ironies of all time), Thornton at the 3, and McGee and Blatche at the 4 and 5. With Jianlian and Hinrich on the bench, there are plenty of weapons for John Wall to work with, but ultimately this team is coached by Flip Saunders which means you can’t expect any kind of cohesion or effort, but rather another dismal season and playoff absence. But I will give them 36 wins, a ten game jump from last year.

Here’s a recap of the Southeast:

Heat 65-17
Magic 52-30
Hawks 44-38
Bobcats 36-46
Wizards 36-46

And that wraps up the Eastern Conference. Let’s take a look at the Playoff Picture.

1 seed - Miami (65)
2 seed - Boston (54)
3 seed - Milwaukee (51)
4 seed - Orlando (52)
5 seed - Chicago (48)
6 seed - Atlanta (44)
7 seed - New York (43)
8 seed - Philadelphia (40)

First round:
Miami sweeps Philly
Boston over NY in 5
Bucks over Hawks in 6
Chicago upsets Orlando in 7

Second round:
Miami sweeps Chicago
Boston over Bucks in 6

ECFs
Miami over Boston in 5

Next up, stay tuned for the Western Conference preview, which should be done in about 5 days, which is probably how long it will take you to read this whole thing … which is roughly 9,300 words.